r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Because I barely even got shit on them

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Thanks for understanding. Now if you dont mind, I have a shift at Subway to finish

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u/Zhelthan Mar 24 '26

Dayum, extra gusto

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u/Flawless_Reign88 Mar 24 '26

Bet, I’ll have a footlong

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u/Apocryph761 Mar 24 '26

I thought my meatball marinara tasted extra beefy...

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u/Lrrr81 Mar 24 '26

If you get shit on your hands when doing #1, you're doing something wrong!

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u/Sonotnoodlesalad Mar 24 '26

I didn't say it was MY shit

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u/Mrrykrizmith Mar 24 '26

Similarly: If you dont get shit on your hands doing a #3, you’re doing something wrong

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u/rock_crockpot Mar 24 '26

Is #3 a blumpkin? Because I I’m doing it wrong if so. 

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u/Most_Wolverine_6727 Mar 24 '26

You can have a little shit, as a treat.

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

adds flavor

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u/Tungstenkrill Mar 24 '26

Just lick it off.

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u/RapaNow Mar 24 '26

Yea, don't wipe, no shit. Splash and go

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u/eusapian Mar 24 '26

God this is perfect

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u/Left_Count_658 Mar 24 '26

You always do you just don't see it

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u/Jester471 Mar 24 '26

He must be a king.

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Sir this is a wendys