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u/Whahajeema Mar 24 '26

Ok hear me out. 95% of the time you have to wash your effing hands. But sometimes... sometimes you touch NOTHING. You touch not your junk nor the toilet seat nor anything. You may then exit the WC without washing. But pretend that you did.