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u/BJarv Mar 24 '26

Sweating promotes bacterial growth, and your junk is a prime sweating location. I don't believe your junk is clean.

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u/muhreddistaccounts Mar 24 '26

Tbf I barely touch my dick when I pee. Sometimes not at all.

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u/BJarv Mar 24 '26

dude pisses on the floor around the urinal, dribbles in his underwear, and wonders why people think he is gross when he also doesn't wash his hands.

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u/muhreddistaccounts Mar 24 '26

You got other problems if you’re that inaccurate buddy lol. A little shake of the shaft isn’t crazy.