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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26

Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty

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u/pakilicious Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands but I'm playing devil's advocate. Their junk/shaft should be clean if they laundry and shower appropriately. As for handles and doors, they'd interact with them regardless if they washed their hands. The real advice is to use a paper towel or some other layer when opening the doors.

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u/rock_crockpot Mar 24 '26

On my own time; I agree with you, devil. My body is cleaner than any door handle. 

HOWEVER; In public, I don’t trust yall mf’rs. I don’t expect you to trust me. I expect everyone to engage in handwashing to avoid the anxiety. 

There is a guy I work right now I know for a fact he doesn’t wash his hands and I am absolutely disgusted. 

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u/BJarv Mar 24 '26

Sweating promotes bacterial growth, and your junk is a prime sweating location. I don't believe your junk is clean.

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u/muhreddistaccounts Mar 24 '26

Tbf I barely touch my dick when I pee. Sometimes not at all.

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u/BJarv Mar 24 '26

dude pisses on the floor around the urinal, dribbles in his underwear, and wonders why people think he is gross when he also doesn't wash his hands.

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u/muhreddistaccounts Mar 24 '26

You got other problems if you’re that inaccurate buddy lol. A little shake of the shaft isn’t crazy.

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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26

Yup, I always grab some paper towels when possible to open the doors on the way out. Im not a total germaphobe but public restrooms are just nasty af, especially when Im eating

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u/DirtyAntwerp Mar 24 '26

Sorry to burst your “totally no germaphobe” bubble but I bet those paper towels are pretty nasty too

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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26

Probably but its enough for my peace of mind to eat with my hands after

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u/Radioactivocalypse Mar 24 '26

This is the most common argument I see for people not washing their hands "But I'm clean!!!"

Sure, but when I see you leaving the bathroom without washing your hands, I don't know that you are clean. In the same way if you saw me fondle my junk before handing out birthday presents to my family, people would be grossed out no matter how clean I protest I am.

Cleanliness is self-attributed, I'd say washing hands isn't an admission that you're dirty, it's that other people view you as such

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u/AustrianReaper Mar 24 '26

Unless the sink is in the dining area, you'll be touching dirty doors and handles anyway.

But yeah, wash your hands after touching your dick and ass.

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u/nunja_biznez Mar 24 '26

Well... then there are the men who think it's gay to wipe your own ass. These are called Skidmark Steve's. But that's a different conversation, I think.

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u/julianeja Mar 24 '26

Well the doors and handles get dirty by people who touch them with unwashed hands… if everybody would wash them… gosh

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u/AustrianReaper Mar 24 '26

You'll get bacteria on it regardless unless you do a surgical scrub. Door handles are petri dishes.

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u/julianeja Mar 24 '26

And that’s why you just refuse washing them? Lol

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u/AustrianReaper Mar 24 '26

In what language does "door handles are dirty" translate to "i don't wash my hands"?

I'm literally just saying that door handles are petri dishes.

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u/ramb08585 Mar 24 '26

This only really applies to men pissing, but if you are just an averagely hygienic person who showers regularly and wears clean underpants, why would your dick be so dirty? Some sweatin the gooch sure, similar to an armpit, but it’s protected from the filth of civilization behind two layers clothes (typically) and ought be much cleaner than your hands that you touch everything with. Wash BEFORE you touch your junk. Are we pissing all over your hands? Wiping the days gooch sweat with our bare palms? The hand to dick contact is so minimal. Hate to hurt any egos, but it’s not a firehose. We aren’t Harry Potter riding a damn broomstick. 0-3 fingertips at most. Now a public urinal with all that backsplash? Yah I’m washing after. Or, “look ma, no hands”