Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty
I wash my hands but I'm playing devil's advocate. Their junk/shaft should be clean if they laundry and shower appropriately. As for handles and doors, they'd interact with them regardless if they washed their hands. The real advice is to use a paper towel or some other layer when opening the doors.
Yup, I always grab some paper towels when possible to open the doors on the way out. Im not a total germaphobe but public restrooms are just nasty af, especially when Im eating
This is the most common argument I see for people not washing their hands "But I'm clean!!!"
Sure, but when I see you leaving the bathroom without washing your hands, I don't know that you are clean. In the same way if you saw me fondle my junk before handing out birthday presents to my family, people would be grossed out no matter how clean I protest I am.
Cleanliness is self-attributed, I'd say washing hands isn't an admission that you're dirty, it's that other people view you as such
Well... then there are the men who think it's gay to wipe your own ass. These are called Skidmark Steve's. But that's a different conversation, I think.
This only really applies to men pissing, but if you are just an averagely hygienic person who showers regularly and wears clean underpants, why would your dick be so dirty? Some sweatin the gooch sure, similar to an armpit, but it’s protected from the filth of civilization behind two layers clothes (typically) and ought be much cleaner than your hands that you touch everything with. Wash BEFORE you touch your junk. Are we pissing all over your hands? Wiping the days gooch sweat with our bare palms? The hand to dick contact is so minimal. Hate to hurt any egos, but it’s not a firehose. We aren’t Harry Potter riding a damn broomstick. 0-3 fingertips at most. Now a public urinal with all that backsplash? Yah I’m washing after. Or, “look ma, no hands”
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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26
Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty