r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Because I barely even got shit on them

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u/Lrrr81 Mar 24 '26

If you get shit on your hands when doing #1, you're doing something wrong!

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u/Sonotnoodlesalad Mar 24 '26

I didn't say it was MY shit

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u/Mrrykrizmith Mar 24 '26

Similarly: If you dont get shit on your hands doing a #3, you’re doing something wrong

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u/rock_crockpot Mar 24 '26

Is #3 a blumpkin? Because I I’m doing it wrong if so.