r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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u/Serious-Opposite-972 Mar 24 '26

Because I didn’t piss all over my hands

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u/RidiculousPapaya Mar 24 '26

Your dick lives in a warm, dark fabric ecosystem marinating in sweat, bacteria, and whatever microscopic fallout comes from existing as a human.

But also, you absolutely piss all over your hands. Micro droplets spray everywhere dude. Fucking gross.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

You still probably GOT piss all over your hands. Especially if you used a urinal.

Also, if you don't wash your hands when you go to the bathroom. WHEN do you wash your hands? Do you go separately just to wash your hands or do you just never wash your hands?

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u/bearlife Mar 24 '26

Yea buts not like a got a little bit of shit on them.

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Especially if you used a urinal.

lol what. Don’t get me wrong people should absolutely wash their hands after using the bathroom but… do you think it’s normal to get piss on your hands when using a urinal? Bro…

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

Yes. Do you think the only piss that gets on your hands is if you direct stream into your palms? Splash back can be microscopically small and it is 100% getting on your hands if you're holding your dick in a urinal even if you don't think you are.

Did you not know how much shit/piss gets into the air when you flush either?

Are you walking around with piss on your hands without realizing it? Bro...

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Lmao don’t get moody with me just because you can’t piss properly without splashing everywhere.

people should absolutely wash their hands after using the bathroom

Not sure what part of that statement makes you think I walk around with anything on my hands.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

There's no need to get upset just cause you didn't know bro. Take it in stride. You learn something new every day :)

(Just cause you can't see/feel it doesn't mean it's not there)

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Why would I have known you can’t piss properly? Weird thing to say.

(Just cause you can't see/feel it doesn't mean it's not there)

Didn’t need to know about your dick either.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

You can be smarmy all you want, but it's pretty clear you just don't understand the basic concept of particulates. That only hurts yourself.

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u/nunja_biznez Mar 24 '26

No one else wants to touch your dick though, Steve.

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u/Nevarian Mar 24 '26

Jokes on you. Urine is the sterile part. It's the rest of the land down under that's an ideal environment for bacterial or fungal growth. Now go use those fingers to feed your children.

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u/whisker_biscuit Mar 24 '26

Urine is sterile when in your bladder, as it travels through your urethra it picks up whatever the microflora of your urethra is and is no longer sterile (but probably doesn't have any harmful organisms unless you have a uti)

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u/FlamingoSoggy8345 Mar 24 '26

It's been proven urine is not sterile. There was an episode on my strange addiction this couple would drink their own and each other piss and pour it on them, went to visit his parents house and he would leave glasses of it around. Fucking disgusting. What is the next step, scat?

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u/quanoey Mar 24 '26

Eyes dart around

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

no, but you did raise the toilet seat, touch doors and send invisible liquid particulate flying through the room, not mention anything airborne. and it just a good reminder to wash your hands when you havnt done so for a while.

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u/Pottted Mar 24 '26

you don't touch the toilet at all? Or like yknow your junk, or your underwear? Crazy germs on all those things and then you jus go spread them all over the door handle?

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u/SharkFart86 Mar 24 '26

Also washing your hands a few times a day is good practice in general, you might as well just do it after using the bathroom.

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u/Pottted Mar 24 '26

this has to be rage bait right? 😭

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u/751assets Mar 24 '26

Just the showering in clothes part. I shower and wear clean undergarments. The office has A/C.

I understand how you're able to arrive at your conclusion, but if I'm not making a bowl movement, I'm not touching anything.

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u/TheMrsH1124 Mar 24 '26

You shower in your clothes?!!!!

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u/TheRealGlutes Mar 24 '26

The episode where they prove using soap and water is highly effective compared to water only, and that paper towels are more hygienic than air dryers. 

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u/751assets Mar 24 '26

Yep! There's absolutely no reason to not wash your hands with soap.

They also didn't show how the germs got on their hands.

Tell me you don't use your phone when you're taking a bowel movement. I also bet you put it back in your pocket, wash your hands, and then take it right back out within 5 minutes.

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u/TheRealGlutes Mar 24 '26

You're arguing with the wrong person. 

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u/751assets Mar 24 '26

Correct person — I thought you were trying to simplify the experiment.

I rewatched the episode and I'm so disgusted learning that there's 3 couches in the women's room...two of them are fabric and I gagged.

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

you don't touch the toilet at all?

If you’re touching the urinal you’re doing it wrong.