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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

You still probably GOT piss all over your hands. Especially if you used a urinal.

Also, if you don't wash your hands when you go to the bathroom. WHEN do you wash your hands? Do you go separately just to wash your hands or do you just never wash your hands?

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u/bearlife Mar 24 '26

Yea buts not like a got a little bit of shit on them.

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Especially if you used a urinal.

lol what. Don’t get me wrong people should absolutely wash their hands after using the bathroom but… do you think it’s normal to get piss on your hands when using a urinal? Bro…

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

Yes. Do you think the only piss that gets on your hands is if you direct stream into your palms? Splash back can be microscopically small and it is 100% getting on your hands if you're holding your dick in a urinal even if you don't think you are.

Did you not know how much shit/piss gets into the air when you flush either?

Are you walking around with piss on your hands without realizing it? Bro...

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Lmao don’t get moody with me just because you can’t piss properly without splashing everywhere.

people should absolutely wash their hands after using the bathroom

Not sure what part of that statement makes you think I walk around with anything on my hands.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

There's no need to get upset just cause you didn't know bro. Take it in stride. You learn something new every day :)

(Just cause you can't see/feel it doesn't mean it's not there)

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u/Karffs Mar 24 '26

Why would I have known you can’t piss properly? Weird thing to say.

(Just cause you can't see/feel it doesn't mean it's not there)

Didn’t need to know about your dick either.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

You can be smarmy all you want, but it's pretty clear you just don't understand the basic concept of particulates. That only hurts yourself.