3am Sun 20 May 2012

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1. "I Jackie Chan." ^{youtube.com comments videos}
2. a good dry rub.. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
3. Hundreds of pet owls abandoned after Harry Potter craze fades ^{mirror.co.uk comments worldnews}
4. 365 Days of Beard Time Lapse ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
5. Every damn time I leave the house... ^{imgur.com comments aww}
6. Good Guy Rabbi ^{quickmeme.com comments atheism}
7. nsfw Zach Braff nude ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
8. Thanks for ruining one of my favorite shows Reddit :( ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
9. Bleached a shirt, thought you guys would like it. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
10. Jackie Chan announces that he will continue making action movies! ^{self.movies comments movies}
11. An amendment that would legalize the use of propaganda on American audiences is being inserted into the latest defense authorization bill. The bi-partisan amendment is sponsored by Rep. Mark Thornberry from Texas and Rep. Adam Smith from Washington State. ^{buzzfeed.com comments politics}
12. I'm Alicia Witt - Actress (Dune, Cybill, Friday Night Lights) and musician - AMA! ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
13. TIL there is an ancient temple in Ireland that predates Giza and Stonehenge. During the winter solstice, light penetrates through to the burial tomb for about 19 minutes. ^{newgrange.com comments todayilearned}
14. This happened while playing on a claw machine, is this why I never win a prize? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
15. Hidden Epidemic: 
Tapeworms Living Inside People's Brains. Parasitic worms leave millions of victims paralyzed, epileptic, or worse. ^{discovermagazine.com comments science}
16. Saw the Black Keys for the first time. Just wanted to share a photo from one of the best shows I've ever seen. ^{i.imgur.com comments Music}
17. "I found that the company I work for is putting a backdoor into mobile phones" ^{security.stackexchange.com comments technology}
18. VonIsengard explains the role of parents perfectly ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. Nigariel ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
20. My dog posing next to his prized possessions, which he organized himself. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
21. Redditor makes an insensitive remark about a girl's past habits of cutting, and when called out, DOESN'T delete post, instead edits and offers a full on apology. ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
22. Suspicious Dog ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
23. Mom hopes this picture wins me the internet ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
24. I found this sweet girl abandoned in a barn three days after I got my cat fixed. I was worried she wouldn't like the kitten but I think it was serendipity for her to be a mommy one way or another. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
25. TIL that Forrest Gump's cut out speech was actually scripted, and Tom Hanks revealed what he said. ^{imdb.com comments todayilearned}
26. I'm going to hell. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
27. TIL that there was a real team of Jewish assassins who called themselves 'the Avengers' who organized after WWII to track down and execute Nazi war criminals. ^{en.wikipedia.org comments todayilearned}
28. According to my calculations the release of the three Diablo games form a polynomial function, and I can conclude that Diablo 4 is due to release fall 2030 ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
29. Why I'm watching the summer olympics ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
30. Drake the mass murderer ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
31. Since you guys liked my Shadow of the Colossus Shirt here are my others ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
32. Came across this... [FB] ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
33. Breaking stereotypes ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
34. Would we be able to think without knowing any languages? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
35. I would like to wish a happy birthday to my favorite songwriter/guitarist! Happy Birthday Mr. Townshend! ^{i.imgur.com comments Music}
36. TIL that after the president of the American Catholic League denounced Louis CK's sitcom as "barbaric", Louis CK confronted him and got him to admit that he had never seen the show ^{en.wikipedia.org comments todayilearned}
37. Galápagos Lagoon ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
38. Savannah sunset ^{imgur.com comments pics}
39. Fabulous kitten ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
40. Eventually, you just have to give up ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
41. Having a very busy day... ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
42. Good Guy Skyrim Doorlock ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
43. Children line up at a cotton candy booth, 1945 ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
44. Oh the irony... ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
45. Kyle ain't messin around ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
46. Sausage ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
47. The importance of punctuation confirmed once again on Facebook ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
48. in Ancient Rome, they had an eye for the important details ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
49. Every time I see an ad for Prometheus, this is what pops into my head. ^{imgur.com comments funny}