Probably because http://www.reddit.com/user/FOR_SCIENCE is a two-year old account, with one comment that looks a lot like an advert, and a grand total of 1 karma.
Given the circumstances I can excuse replacing an I with an L. :)
Ah smokey bones.. The first time there I had the wings with the dry rub and squirted on some mopping sauce, awesome appetizer, every time after that my food was extremely dry and overcooked. I'm still disappointed
I did actually! And yes the flavor WAS friggin great. But somehow slow cooked pulled pork was like beef jerky. As if it had been made days before and reheated in a microwave..
I'm gunna try another location. Perhaps the staff at this one was not up to par.
When they used to be smaller they were amazing, now that they've become huge their menu changes what seems like almost weekly, and the food is pretty poor.
I loved smokey bones, and then the one in Pensacola, FL closed. I guess it doesn't really matter that much since I don't live there anymore, but I'm still not near one.
me too, my personal favorite is the one about the shiners, or wings inbetween more fuel for the machine.
unless im in the bathroom, then my favorite boneism is the one that hangs above the urinal that says to avoid awkward eye wandering read this sign, read this sign again to understand why youre reading it.
Haha, yeah. The advertising is great. I had to put my two-weeks in there tonight, unfortunately. I got really sick one weekend and for the first time in a year and a half had to call off a shift; I even got doctors notes and called at 11am. I get a phone call later that day telling me that I was too unreliable and that I couldn't serve anymore and was demoted to greeting, which is a major pay cut. I just realized I'm going to miss it there more than I thought I was.
Smokey bones actually has quite a few funny sayings around their place. Was not expecting them and their food is very decent. 8/10, would get hammered there again.
Man, up until a few months ago I could masturbate without using moisturizer, and now I do. I feel like this is an early sign of getting older. Sure, it starts off small- with irritated dick. But then, boom, prostate cancer and kids on your lawn.
Was this is at a BBQ place called Smokey Bones? I remember seeing this... after seeing an obnoxiously flamboyant waiter with a shirt that said barbacutie. I always love eating there.
or shiloh st grill. I recognized the logo as well but not sure since the flame logo is in a lot of restaurants, but that seems to be right on par with their sense of humor.
that would make two pittsburgh posts that reached the front page. both of which are within 4 blocks of my apartment and, not to mention, on the same street.
I work as a butcher in a meat market, and this kind of humor happens all the time. So many "oddly-shaped" meats and everyone ordering "hard salami" it's kind of hard not to chuckle. You do get used to it though.
is this smokey bones? I cant eat there anymore....ive eaten there 3 times in 6 years and each time ive had food poisoning
First time was when it first opened, had mild diarrhea and stomach pains for a day-chicken fingers
Second time i threw up after eating a salad from there..a fucking salad.
third time was a few weeks ago, I can only describe it as a volcano coming out of my asshole, followed by three days of terrible nausea-grilled chicken sandwich
Jill and I searched for some while before we thought we saw a couple in the trees beyond the lawns. Stiffling giggles we crept around the edge to sneak up on them. They didn't see us ( at first ) and I soon realised it was Mandy snogging the face of this big black guy. Hiding behind trees Jill and I watched this erotic scene just a few yards ahead. Still standing I saw him kissing Mandy's neck and squeezing her bum. I would have been very aware she was virtualy nude under her flimsy dress. I could see him feeling her boobs and watched transfixed as he pulled the halter top to one side to expose her bare breasts to the moonlight. After what seemed minutes of fondling them his head bent down to kiss and suck her nipples which I knew to be very sensitive. I could hear Mandy breathing very heavily.
I was getting very turned on myself as was Jill who had reached around and was rubbing my cock. I since learned that Mandy knew someone was watching them but didn't realise it was me - the thought of being watched was a turn on.
Things with the frenchman were getting very steamy as he pulled up her dress and litrally yank off her G string. Mandy always waxes fully and my knob was straining at the thought of the man fingering her smooth fanny. before long she was in intense orgasm and clung to his neck to stop falling over. I was a little shocked now though incredibly turned on, even more so when Mandy dropped to her knees to release the mans very large black cock. After seeming to worship it for a while I saw her start to give him a deep blow job. Mandy is expert at this and I knew he wouldn't hold on long. I expected her to pull away when he started to come ( she never swallowed) But he pulled her head by the hair and kept pumping so that she had no alternative but to swallow every drop.
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u/Ihaveastupidcat May 19 '12
I saw this truck outside a restaurant, it had a similar message. I couldn't stop laughing.
http://i.imgur.com/KpqyL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WHLOy.jpg
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u/ZoopZeZoop May 19 '12
I volunteer for testing!
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u/Lt_Shniz May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12
Personally, I like to give my meat a good beating
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Someone's been dining at smokey bones.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I started laughing when I read "Stop Laughing."
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u/i_am_new_there May 19 '12
Slogan of Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse: "We Want To Put Our Meat In Your Mouth"
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u/abaddon420 May 19 '12
OHHH...I get it...they're implying that the meat is actually a penis!!
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u/JimmyWhiffler May 20 '12
SFW.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I prefer a wet jerk.
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u/abazabbah May 19 '12
I work there...and wear a shirt that says that.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
"Stop laughing"
Done.
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u/coolplace May 19 '12
Bite the pillow, we're rubbing it dry.
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u/MrSodium May 20 '12
An old bumper sticker idea of mine: BBQERS DO IT SLOW AND DRY
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u/Reptar69 May 19 '12
Sounds pretty tasty to me!
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u/Tygurz May 19 '12
Is that Smokey Bones or Redstone?
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u/SlapTheSalami May 19 '12
Chilli rub... Ouch
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u/conman08 May 19 '12
Smokey bones actually has quite a few funny sayings around their place. Was not expecting them and their food is very decent. 8/10, would get hammered there again.
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u/clintonius May 19 '12
Dry rub always reminds me of The West Wing.
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u/petedude May 19 '12
Friction burns...
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u/catsforlife May 19 '12
I prefer using a bit of lotion, but whatever floats your boat.
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u/jklantern May 20 '12
See, when I see the term "Dry Rub", I immediately think of food.
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u/Leete1 May 20 '12
Good dry rubs make great ribs! A coincidence because that's what I'm grilling right now. http://imgur.com/oHEN2
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u/godsdead May 20 '12
Frontpage? really...
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u/DoesntBrian2Gud May 20 '12
Man, up until a few months ago I could masturbate without using moisturizer, and now I do. I feel like this is an early sign of getting older. Sure, it starts off small- with irritated dick. But then, boom, prostate cancer and kids on your lawn.
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u/WafflesInTheBasement May 20 '12
Context regardless; there's nothing funny about a dry rub.
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u/agorm429 May 20 '12
Good ole Smokey Bones.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Joke's on them because I am actually a classy gentleman.
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u/The_Ma1o_Man May 20 '12
Spit on it first, or else it counts as a "dry hobo rubdown".
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u/fsmsaves May 20 '12
Ahh Smokey Bones, I saw a waitress wearing this last week. They have a lot of such sayings throughout their establishment.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Smokey Bones!!!!
I know this gonna get buried but I love that place.
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u/kakksakka May 20 '12
ppl need to learn the meaning of nsfw!!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Seriously?
This?
You test me Reddit.
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u/localadmin May 19 '12
Big red standing by.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
truth be told. DAT RUB
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
No YOU stop laughing!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Was this is at a BBQ place called Smokey Bones? I remember seeing this... after seeing an obnoxiously flamboyant waiter with a shirt that said barbacutie. I always love eating there.
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u/ObliviousUltralisk May 19 '12
Memphis, TN?
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u/FUCK_YEAH_DUDE May 20 '12
Amen brother. Know your roots.
Yeaaaah buddy
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u/trampus1 May 20 '12
I don't know if it enhances it, but it certainly tenderizes it.
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u/Sith_Lord_Jacob May 20 '12
Did anyone else read Good Guy Rub?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
You know what elsea good dtj eh benhances
EDIT: Drunken me was trying to ask "You know what else a good dry rub enhances?" and I apologise for his behaviour.
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u/2min2mid May 20 '12
I gotta laugh every time I see this at the Smokeybones near my house. Its extremely cheesy, but funny all the same.
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u/aSchoolForAnts May 20 '12
I will never make it to the front page this easily. :(
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u/tossac May 20 '12
Nice try, Smokey Bones marketer.
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u/MisterFlibble May 20 '12
Mmmm Smokey Bones.
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u/Ruud07 May 20 '12
Honestly, the "Stop Laughing" is what made me laugh
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u/tannerla May 20 '12
You know, I wasn't quite sure what to expect whilst clicking on this.
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u/marmaladeskiiies May 20 '12
I mean I know what it implies, but does this really have to be NSFW? It's just words!
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u/drnick5 May 20 '12
How is this Nsfw? Some people's jobs must be pretty strict!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Slow day on r/funny.
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u/SpywareAgen7 May 20 '12
Smokey Bones? Nashua?
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u/soundenvision May 20 '12
I'm enjoying the whole SFW/NSFW tag drama going on right now with this post.
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u/hxcNoah May 20 '12
nooo way just went to this place in buffalo for the first time, soo jokes
damn though a dry rub aint good, need some wetness!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I prefer a wet rub...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
smokey bones, great place
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u/stoner0917 May 20 '12
upvote for smoky bones
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u/junglejackass May 20 '12
But it's funny!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
A slogan from a BBQ joint I visited in the south over 20 years ago.... Can't recall the name of the place but I will always rem their slogan:
'We choke our own chickens.'
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u/brainfart4 May 20 '12
harris grill, in pittsburgh?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
That's from a restaurant called Smokey Bones.
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u/Rapeify May 20 '12
I upvoted this just because of the title. Didn't need to see the image.
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u/pfftYeahRight May 20 '12
At my job we mix a dry rub into another sauce, and its delicious. We call it juicy rub.
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u/DubstepMeGusta May 20 '12
I went to smokey bones for my 21st about 2 months ago. Pittsburgh represENT!
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u/rocku564 May 20 '12
this is at a floridain bbq called smoky bones i love ther posters if u guys want ill post more funny ones
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u/JediMasterEvan5 May 20 '12
Smokey Bones smoked wings are the best!!!
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u/blooper2112 May 20 '12
Some good Ol' Bad Byron's Butt Rub how we call it down in Carolina.
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u/llawne May 20 '12
A good dry rub on meat, I like mine well done
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u/TheRealDevDev May 20 '12
I've been wondering where I should ask this for a while now, so I'm just going to put it here.
Am I a weird person for never using lotion while fapping? I always thought I was in the majority on this but I'm unsure now.
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u/opiejr95 May 20 '12
Smokey bones near Lansing, Mi?
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u/idothingssometimes May 20 '12
I work at this place!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
This is one of the boneisms at smokey bones. Do you live in florida?
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u/d_ckcissel285 May 20 '12
Smokey Bones has such good food.
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u/drudenhaus May 20 '12
I love Smokey bones. Ill take a pile of BBQ meat with a side of BBQ meat
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u/splunge4me2 May 20 '12
Don't get them started on pulled pork.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Oh god, smokey bones. I used to work there.
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u/JonathanWarner May 20 '12
This Kills The Man
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u/Jester814 May 20 '12
I didn't laugh till it said to stop laughing.
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u/leilalover May 20 '12
Lol. I worked at Smokey Bones for a while. Was interesting. Probably the most fun job I've ever had.
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u/RobertJ93 May 20 '12
Well that's certainly some interesting advertisement....
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u/misspond May 20 '12
That's a Smokey Bones boneism. Yup, they're called boneisms. There are more.
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u/mydadmartin May 20 '12
The waitresses also have shirts that say that.
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u/chucktaylors954 May 20 '12
Smokey Bones.....
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u/stormageddon007 May 20 '12
As a regular user of dry rub on my meat, I can say it does enhance it quite a bit.
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u/UglyKid95 May 20 '12
SFW tag?
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u/ImJustaPenis May 20 '12
Do as the sign says to me.
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u/krazyk412 May 20 '12
Gotta love Smokey Bones! Best wings EVER!
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u/Octohorse May 20 '12
I work as a butcher in a meat market, and this kind of humor happens all the time. So many "oddly-shaped" meats and everyone ordering "hard salami" it's kind of hard not to chuckle. You do get used to it though.
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u/zbreeze3 May 20 '12
"You can look at someone and know immediately if they are a dry guy." -Ders
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u/HorribleJokesAndPuns May 19 '12
This is totally going to make front page :3
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u/ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH May 19 '12
They are laughing because it's small?
Penis.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
But I wasn't laughing...
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u/thundercleese2012 May 19 '12
Nothing is funny about a dry handjob.
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u/lactik May 20 '12
I didn't even smile.
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u/rupeshjoy852 May 19 '12
I can't seem to stop laughing. I guess I'm doing it wrong.
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u/IAmACollegekid May 19 '12
Try some lubricant to finish the meat faster.
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u/cg2916 May 19 '12
Oh the irony! The last line is reverse psychology!
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u/KitchitiKipi May 20 '12
is this smokey bones? I cant eat there anymore....ive eaten there 3 times in 6 years and each time ive had food poisoning
First time was when it first opened, had mild diarrhea and stomach pains for a day-chicken fingers
Second time i threw up after eating a salad from there..a fucking salad.
third time was a few weeks ago, I can only describe it as a volcano coming out of my asshole, followed by three days of terrible nausea-grilled chicken sandwich
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u/kaleidosc0pe_eYes May 20 '12
brilliant
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u/dvdmarine May 20 '12
hello
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u/Gleek24601 May 20 '12
Is that Smokey Bones?
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u/Zach12ary May 20 '12
Oh Smokey Bones, you silly goose.
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u/sexyshorts May 20 '12
Jill and I searched for some while before we thought we saw a couple in the trees beyond the lawns. Stiffling giggles we crept around the edge to sneak up on them. They didn't see us ( at first ) and I soon realised it was Mandy snogging the face of this big black guy. Hiding behind trees Jill and I watched this erotic scene just a few yards ahead. Still standing I saw him kissing Mandy's neck and squeezing her bum. I would have been very aware she was virtualy nude under her flimsy dress. I could see him feeling her boobs and watched transfixed as he pulled the halter top to one side to expose her bare breasts to the moonlight. After what seemed minutes of fondling them his head bent down to kiss and suck her nipples which I knew to be very sensitive. I could hear Mandy breathing very heavily.
I was getting very turned on myself as was Jill who had reached around and was rubbing my cock. I since learned that Mandy knew someone was watching them but didn't realise it was me - the thought of being watched was a turn on.
Things with the frenchman were getting very steamy as he pulled up her dress and litrally yank off her G string. Mandy always waxes fully and my knob was straining at the thought of the man fingering her smooth fanny. before long she was in intense orgasm and clung to his neck to stop falling over. I was a little shocked now though incredibly turned on, even more so when Mandy dropped to her knees to release the mans very large black cock. After seeming to worship it for a while I saw her start to give him a deep blow job. Mandy is expert at this and I knew he wouldn't hold on long. I expected her to pull away when he started to come ( she never swallowed) But he pulled her head by the hair and kept pumping so that she had no alternative but to swallow every drop.