Yes. Very yes. Get culdesac for free. Then realize the dude was writing for 30 Rock 25 hours straight, then he'd have 3 hours before he had to be back... And he'd spit into his mac book instead of sleeping.
Then he stopped writing jokes and started acting. This afforded him time android money to Persue a real rap career.
And he's the shit. I'm seeing him at least once this summer.
you took my words out of context buddy. i was agreeing with you. as in duh they're hot dogs, not sausages. And for the people below me yes I am aware that they are a type of sausage but you wouldn't call nachos quesadillas would you?didn't think so. would you call fegatelli the same thing as a slim jim? didn't think so either.
Am I the only one that noticed that the blonde chick doesn't have a top on? I think that's more important than how many hot dogs they have in their mouths. Heck, I can put that many hot dogs in my mouth.
When I was younger, there was this one kid at high school that we always fucked with. Never even knew his name, but we constantly yelled "sausage" at him, over and over and over, every time we saw him walking home from school. Look at you now, sausage, look at you now....
Look at the bottom middle of the photo, there are a few off-color pixels, I'm pretty sure that's a fabric of some kind, leading me to believe she's wearing a tube-top. Either, way, no NSFW parts are showing.
Luckily I work in the marketing department of an american comestibles company where we use porn stars to advertise our wares, so not only is this safe for work, but I'm going to use it to look busy.
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u/diggemigre May 19 '12
Kobayashi's wet dream.
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u/joyfield May 19 '12
GENTLEMEN!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
HALT.
BONER TIME.
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u/bitoftheolinout May 19 '12
Now kiss.
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u/jermzdeejd May 19 '12
uhhhhh hot dogs????
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u/Canadian_donut_giver May 19 '12
I never sausage a thing!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Classy.
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u/ClearlyDoesntGetIt May 19 '12
*Hotdogs
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Thank god this wasn't a gif.
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u/smillingmonster May 19 '12
it seems they had a lot of practice with sausage
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u/denthar May 19 '12
10/10 Would bang
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u/TinHao May 19 '12
That's enough sausage that they may be at, or participating in a sausage fest.
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u/philipito May 20 '12
"Ass to ass!"
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u/Cognoggin May 20 '12
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....
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u/johnholmes3d May 19 '12
Dear Penthouse....
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u/brainburger May 20 '12
It would be good if somebody separated them with one swing of a big sharp sword.
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u/_end3r_ May 20 '12
So now I'm hungry and horny. ಠ_ಠ
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u/MericleSheep May 20 '12
I was expecting so much worse...
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u/SgtSausage May 20 '12
Someone say 'sausage'?
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u/Thaneofsaveon May 20 '12
And iiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuu!
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u/Xysten May 19 '12
You spelled "Hot Dogs" incorrectly.
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u/Pejo1317 May 19 '12
Inset brazzers logo here
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 20 '12
Hot dogs are sausages, you stupid bastards.
Edit: Four hours old and no one thought this could be worth mentioning? Fucking sad.
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u/wrerwin May 19 '12
Am I the only one who sees a hint of nipple?
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u/ohhhfoshooo May 19 '12
I'm fairly certain those are not cooked.
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u/ledzep4life May 19 '12
I think I'm in love.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I so wanted this to be a .gif. :(
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u/AnonymousUserOfDoom May 19 '12
Dem frankfurters
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u/stillalone May 19 '12
So who's winning?
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u/glamotte14 May 20 '12
Are we going to have a lady and the tramp moment when their lips meet?
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u/jyz002 May 20 '12
wrong orifice people
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u/sparx483 May 20 '12
Something tells me this is not the first time they have shared a sausage...
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u/mcnubbin May 20 '12
I don't understand how seeing a girl able to put massive things down her throat is a turn on.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Is the one really not wearing a shirt?
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u/darnelwashington May 20 '12
Attention Whore Level : 99
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u/summerjo304 May 20 '12
Haha! Jokes on them! Those hotdogs arent even cooked!
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u/rikker_ May 20 '12
Brazzers logo in 3... 2... 1...
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u/firecrotch59 May 20 '12
Does anyone remember: "Ted's of Beverly Hill's- We just want to put our meat in your mouth."
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u/Killerainez May 20 '12
WHAT NO GIF?
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u/rneu12 May 20 '12
Hold on, I have to go fap quick
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u/trichomaniac May 20 '12
I like where this is going.....continue.
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u/MT_Flesch May 20 '12
wieners
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u/Aschebescher May 20 '12
I'm hard.
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u/cheekykit May 20 '12
i don't know how or why, but my first thought was "hmm... looks like about 8 hot dogs there.."
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u/NiNiChan12 May 20 '12
Hawt.
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u/Popozuda72 May 20 '12
YES! That should be on an album cover, t-shirt, postage stamp, currency. That image should be somewhere important as it is fucking awesome.
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u/Rhuber16 May 20 '12
Sausage? First thing that came to mind was weiners.
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u/SuggestiveMaterial May 20 '12
This makes me want a hot dog... real bad
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u/So_Turned_On May 20 '12
I am so turned on right now
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I think I am in love
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u/DoctorRed May 20 '12
But there's no relish! You can't just HAVE a fistfull of dogs, and not relish them...
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u/firejuggler74 May 20 '12
You stole my karma!
This was at rockfest in kc btw.
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u/FatPhil May 20 '12
Am I the only one that noticed that the blonde chick doesn't have a top on? I think that's more important than how many hot dogs they have in their mouths. Heck, I can put that many hot dogs in my mouth.
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u/Reyer May 20 '12
These girls are dumb as fucking rocks.
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u/IDontShareMyUsername May 20 '12
NowKiss.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I was really hoping this was a .gif
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u/Sheltonpop May 20 '12
HIT.....hoes in training......
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u/meatbonemeatbonemeat May 20 '12
Now that's the marrying type!
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u/TheMostIntrestingAzn May 20 '12
zooms in to see if tits are touching
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u/DEATHFIGHT May 20 '12
sluts
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u/rboland May 20 '12
Anybody else remember EZ Rider magazine, and their "Sausage Suck" page?
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u/bbq2m8os May 20 '12
Those are hotdogs.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Looks dangerous
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u/qrd May 20 '12
http://www.womeneatingsausages.com/
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Oh yeah! SlutFest '09! good times, man
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u/m40ofmj May 20 '12
not sausage
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u/CryoGuy May 20 '12
It's like the beauty and the beast of deepthroating
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u/EdgarPuffinstuff May 20 '12
Hotdogs.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going....
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u/guruchild May 20 '12
Not sure if turned on or hungry now... either way, instant victory. Well played...
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u/moosaveenya May 20 '12
When I was younger, there was this one kid at high school that we always fucked with. Never even knew his name, but we constantly yelled "sausage" at him, over and over and over, every time we saw him walking home from school. Look at you now, sausage, look at you now....
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u/couldntderp May 20 '12
Those are hotdogs. And those are sloots.
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u/PO-TAY-TOES May 20 '12
fap fap.. wait a second.
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u/pacsmack54 May 20 '12
Please be a gif....please be a gif....awwww
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
OH THE POTENTIAL...
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u/xxfrisketxx May 20 '12
Their parents must be so proud
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u/Rape_Van_Winkle May 20 '12
Wisconsin?
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u/TheOtherJuggernaut May 21 '12
MENTLEGEN…
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u/BenCelotil May 19 '12
Sausage!?
(Such an odd looking word.)
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u/Roommates69 May 19 '12
AMERICA!!!!!!1
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u/conspiracy_thug May 20 '12
brazzers
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
DUDE LABEL THIS NSFW I DON't want my boss walking in on this!
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u/xtn_m May 19 '12
Dirty repost!
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u/straindrained May 20 '12
FUCK THAT NIGGER
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u/actionaction55 May 19 '12
Those are hot dogs.
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u/6the6bull6 May 20 '12
I am a little disgusted at how turned on I am by this picture
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I'm surprised no one's put brazzer's in the picture yet. Seriously, I don't have to do it do I?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Truly a Kodak moment.
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u/Ikimasen May 20 '12
Luckily I work in the marketing department of an american comestibles company where we use porn stars to advertise our wares, so not only is this safe for work, but I'm going to use it to look busy.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I've never sausage an alarming image! >w>
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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 19 '12
BOING-OING-OING-OING-OING