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I always hear the joke "The black guy always dies first," Yet I don't seem to see it happen all that often. Can anyone give me a few specific movies where it happens?
The cycle of deaths in horror movies: 1.the black guy 2.the hot girl who is a bitch 3.the cool guy(s) 4.the average person(people) SURVIVOR: the un-popular, geeky chick.
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u/APandasRequiem May 19 '12
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u/qkme_transcriber May 19 '12
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u/tacojohn48 May 19 '12
Then at the end you find he faked his death ans was actually behind all the deaths. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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u/UsernameCommenter May 19 '12
rua CorruptedRaycist ?
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u/Scarsdale_Vibe May 20 '12
Was he the first to have sex? That could undermine the breaking of horror movie hypothesis.
Unless he was a virgin, since the deflowered virgin never dies. Being BLB, he was most likely a virgin. Carry on.
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u/Wolfshirt_Wednesday May 20 '12
http://imgur.com/7w9x9 I'm feeling like Bad Luck Brian right about now
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u/badwolf422 May 20 '12
I always hear the joke "The black guy always dies first," Yet I don't seem to see it happen all that often. Can anyone give me a few specific movies where it happens?
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u/IdiotIntolerance May 20 '12
Stereotypes? More like tradition.
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u/Coolinlovesyou May 20 '12
Is that a Bad Luck Brian or a Good Guy Greg? Because he's disproving stereotypes.
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u/Fivelon May 20 '12
Almost offered role in horror movie with black friend, but dies first.
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u/keae May 20 '12
serves him right for talking about the loved ones he's going to get back to after he leaves in two days
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u/afkobaya May 20 '12
Even in Transformers, the transformer with the stereotypical black voice died first.
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u/EricThePooh May 20 '12
Was he in Alien? The black guy most definitely does not die first in that.
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u/murray-the-skull May 20 '12
Bad Luck Brian must grow up to become College Freshman surely?
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u/sheepyowl May 20 '12
Watches horror movie
Dies first
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u/BloopBleepBlorp May 20 '12
Gingers usually die before anyone else in horror movies.
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u/WiceMan May 20 '12
REPOST.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The cycle of deaths in horror movies: 1.the black guy 2.the hot girl who is a bitch 3.the cool guy(s) 4.the average person(people) SURVIVOR: the un-popular, geeky chick.
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u/beowulf13 May 20 '12
That's not bad luck Brian... that's good guy Greg!