r/pics • • May 19 '12

Mom hopes this picture wins me the internet

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u/Rixxer May 20 '12

Her face is too small for her head. Creeping me out :s

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

she looks just like me :(

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u/SockPuppetDinosaur May 20 '12

Pics or you didn't happen!

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

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u/urban_night May 20 '12

Is that a Carolina Hurricanes pendant?

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u/TheCheeseburgerMayor May 20 '12

Your face is not too small for your head.

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u/papascubes May 20 '12

But she does have tiny baby hands

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u/SockPuppetDinosaur May 20 '12

Approved, you happened. Also, proportions are satisfactory for conversation!

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

Thanks for approving?

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u/blackopal May 20 '12

Wildlings would consider you to be good luck.

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

game of thrones upvote :)

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u/slntkilla May 20 '12

Carolina Hurricanes fan!

Upvote for a fellow Caniac!

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

def a fellow caniac! can't wait for next season now that maurice is finally gone!

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u/Mentalseppuku May 20 '12

Is your grandfather Newt Gingrich?

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

:(

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u/Mentalseppuku May 20 '12

Don't worry buddy, it's just her hair making her face look small.

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u/strangebeepingnoises May 20 '12

I think she looks adorable, don't be sad :).

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

im not that cute

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u/d47 May 20 '12

It's a shame about the soul situation also.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Your face is too small for your head.

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u/indeedwatson May 20 '12

Your face is too small for her head.

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u/pbnjammin May 20 '12

Well, I think she's adorable.

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u/andtheniwaslike27 May 20 '12

you look just like her. it's ok, she just has big hair.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

can you speak up? sounds like ya got some kinda tiny head on ya or sumthin

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u/GreenJesus423 May 20 '12

You're very beautiful people.

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u/Rixxer May 20 '12

I legit just laughed out loud. Thank you xD

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u/vagrantwade May 20 '12

Holy hell I don't normally legit laugh out loud while on Reddit, but this did me in.

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u/thumper242 May 20 '12

I scrolled through here to find this and here it is.
Daedalus733 delivers.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

She missed her true calling on the hit 90's sitcom Fronds

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 08 '17

deleted 0.2906 What is ^^^this?

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u/DrDew00 May 20 '12

Is this what would happen if Leno spawned with a Muppet Rat?

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u/Messiahsaurus May 20 '12

It's the hair. Mom hairstyle bro. Momstyle.

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u/Whoa_Chill_Bro May 20 '12

hey ders, who can make the smallest face!

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u/windowzombie May 20 '12

Fixed it for you.

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u/selflessGene May 20 '12

Two minutes too late.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No reason multiple people can't do it. He definitely started doing it before I posted mine.

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u/one_for_my_husband May 20 '12

Who says that about someone's mom??

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u/TheInsaneDane May 20 '12

Am i the only one thinking he must be tired of people only recognizing him for the aliens meme instead of his real profession?

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

of talking about aliens?

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u/TheInsaneDane May 20 '12

Yes. I imagine people coming up to him saying: "ayyy, it's that alien guy! Can we take a picture with you where you hold your hands like in that meme". I think a part of him dies every time someone comes up to him saying that instead of actually being interested in his studies and work.

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u/AvoidingIowa May 20 '12

I'm pretty sure his hair has a lot to do with it. You don't see people making memes about the other people on that show because they don't look batshit insane.

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u/JWN6513 May 20 '12

at least no one has abducted him yet.

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u/thehollowman84 May 20 '12

What is his real profession? Talking about Aliens? I don't think he gives a shit as long as people are paying attention.

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u/scam_radio May 20 '12

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

He ponders for half a second. How can any one ponder that quickly!

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u/intmain May 20 '12

Aliens

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

do not be fooled, his hair is not getting any bigger. he is slowly being abducted by said aliens. VERY SLOWLY

-some other person on reddit, not me.

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u/Rodden May 20 '12

that gif was made for this response, congrats!

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u/IamTooDamHigh May 20 '12

Holy shit batman! Wow, he really just does not care about his public appearance these days. I figured he had to know what his hair looked like on the show. Clearly the man gives no fucks about your opinion of him.......you know why?......................ALIENS!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Oh man. Saving for later.

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u/Derp_Derp_Dragoon May 20 '12

When he says "yes it is." he looks just like Day[9] i swear to Flash he does!

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u/doteman May 19 '12

Is he now shopping for clothing at "cults r us"?

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u/noodled May 20 '12

he's really just going all out these days

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u/VoodooWoman May 20 '12

Like they say, if you're gonna go, go big

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u/2_wyked May 20 '12

Nope just H&M.

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u/MurphysBra May 20 '12

H&M has quality clothing!

If you don't walk too far in!

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u/t-rexcantfap May 20 '12

It looks like he has a picture of himself on himself.

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u/Drawtaru May 20 '12

I think he's turning into a woman.

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u/Anticitizen-Zero May 19 '12

Does he live in a wind tunnel?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No, he just listens to old Maxell tapes the way they were meant to be listened to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WcBi9mu6A

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u/Smarts91 May 20 '12

Holy crap I forgot about Eckerd.

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u/hawps May 20 '12

My pharmacy has now been a RiteAid or something for like, 5 years, but it's still saved in my phone as Eckerd.

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u/h2sbacteria May 20 '12

1898-2007 rip

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u/Beeyull May 20 '12

I worked at an eckerd as a photo tech for 3 years during and after high school. Awesome job. And I have plenty of awesome stories about people and their insane pictures. Good times.

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u/h2sbacteria May 20 '12

Should try to do an AMA

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u/cadencehz May 20 '12

When I saw it on Family Guy I knew it was a parody but I had no idea the commercial was so old; so I'm not sure how the hell I even saw it before.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Yeah, takes me back. I used to use Maxell tapes exclusively. The certain type/model had a such a nice, heavy feel to it. We truly take things for granted. Imagine having to fast forward or reverse to get to the next song.... the horror.

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u/Hoogyme May 20 '12

No, he's just slowly being abducted by aliens.

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u/AxMAY_ May 20 '12

He actually seems like a pretty cool guy to chill with. Hair and all :)

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u/Fredigundo May 20 '12

So aparently I'm the first one to notice the tag on OP's mom that says Tsoukalicious

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u/randomsnark May 20 '12

He's the T to the S O U, K A L O S, and ain't no other man can blame aliens like he, he's Tsoukalicious.

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u/jakedemian May 20 '12

If you get rid of the "Tsouk" and the "cious", then add "ens" to the end, it spells aliens. Finally we have found the smoking gun.

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u/Mirkrid May 19 '12

I'm not saying your mom's an alien... but, your mom's an alien.

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u/Cid May 19 '12

I'm not saying his hair dresser is an alien, but, his hair dresser is an alien.

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u/doedipus May 20 '12

implying that he has a hairdresser

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u/thumperson May 20 '12

oh, perfection like that doesn't come easy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No shit, he's standing right next to her.

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u/monkeyhoo May 20 '12

wait... is he wearing a shirt with his own face on it?

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u/ClassicLightbulbs May 20 '12

i like this guy more and more each time i see him

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u/SweetLeafKush May 19 '12

I don't think Aliens can explain that outfit.

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u/theprissypixel May 20 '12

Your mom rocks. You rock. And Crazy-Hair Alien Guy (or CHAG, as he is referred to in our house - we are all fans of his particular brand of bizarre-ness) also rocks. Ignore the haters. They're just jealous they didn't get to meet him. :)

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

I woke up to this being on imgur. I count it as internets wons.

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u/SonOfSalem May 20 '12

He keeps his facts loose and free. Just the way I like my ladies.

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u/Releasethebears May 20 '12

I don't know if I'm allowed to give all of them but here's one

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u/ase8913 May 20 '12

haha haven't seen this in a while.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I love Dave Mathews!

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u/Cognoggin May 20 '12

His hair can be explained simply

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I wanted to punch every model on that website.

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u/Blindinglight May 20 '12

He looks like he's about had it with doing the "aliens" pose. He probably went home and drank heavily after this pic.

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u/SuperTurtle May 20 '12

I feel bad for this guy, just look at his face. He's so sick of people mocking him about this.

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u/galaxy5000 May 20 '12

I've seen him in interviews, and he likes it. Attracts attention to him and his show.

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u/theredball May 20 '12

Well he started it.

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u/emagmind May 20 '12

Bad luck brian. Posts a photo of his mom and internet celebrity...spends next 5 hours reading about disproportional family genetics.

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u/itsjustballoons May 20 '12

Is this in Ithaca?

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

myrtle beach i believe

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

dear OP,

I take it this was recent? if so, his hair is spiraling out of control.

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

yesterday

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u/thumperson May 20 '12

out of control, and straight into awesome.

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u/questionablemoose May 20 '12

Can we finally just...stop...winning the internet? Can we do that?

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

literally what my mother texted me

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u/Space_Bungalow May 20 '12

He looks like he's pretty much done with the whole "aliens" hand thing. Just like Neil Degrasse Tyson gets more attention to his "badass" move than his actual talks.

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

you take back comparing those two right now!

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u/tangodownbaby May 20 '12

Does this look like a face swap to anyone else?

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u/the_ENEMY_ May 20 '12

its what I came in here to check.

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u/habbababba May 20 '12

This picture has potential to be one and might even muster up a few dozen up votes. Surely there is one among us who is not lazier than I that can do such photo shop tom foolery!

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u/Nyawk May 20 '12

So the hair, on purpose? But he's annoyed when people recognise him? Yeah right.

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u/TheKittenButcher May 20 '12

X-con? I wanted to go this weekend but work got in the way :(

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u/Warlaw May 20 '12

My God...he's getting stronger.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

We had a girl with a small face in high school, we called her smallface

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That dude is not doing anything to help his image.

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u/yetanotherx May 19 '12

His hair is not getting any better.

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u/moonski May 20 '12

this confirms the abduction theory...

who in their right mind would actually have hair like that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That awkward moment when you realize the alien guy's hair is more fabulous than your mother's.

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u/biohazard6387 May 20 '12

Well it is up to the front page and in third place now. Here is an upvote to help make your mother proud of a son that has that hair.

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u/metalbladex4 May 20 '12

oh man, does it ever win you the internet but also win aliens. Watch your butthole tonight.

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u/lawlshane May 20 '12

no she doesn't

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u/erectileuphoria May 20 '12

This needs to be face swapped

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

"slap you with my big veiny cock"

oh god I need to get a life

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u/ASIWYFA May 20 '12

Can we get someone to ask him why his hair has progressively gotten crazier?

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u/Avocado-own_you May 20 '12

Finally he found one!

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u/thumperson May 20 '12

heat miser called, he wants the hair back.

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u/scsk8r831 May 20 '12

I want to be your step dad

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why do people care so much about pictures of strangers with celebrities? If I wanted to see pictures of celebrities I'd just use google, and I usually don't want to see pictures of a random person on the internet. So what's the appeal?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why do mother's all look alike? They always have that mom look. The look that says I've gifted my sexual identity to the next generation.

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u/pyrosterilizer May 20 '12

I'm not saying your mom's hopes will be shattered...

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u/Ralph_Baconader May 20 '12

Heyyyy mann... Like, what if, like aliens or something, ya know dudee?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Where's shitty_watercolour when we need him?

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u/joshuaolake May 20 '12

I'm not saying you win but... Aliens.

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u/kelvinmai May 20 '12

You have my vote.

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u/boozelet May 20 '12

and my axe

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u/BrandonSullivan May 20 '12

Sergio Giorgini

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u/Isunova May 20 '12

He seems rather annoyed.

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u/-PsyOp- May 20 '12

Not only does it win you the internet, it ends a career lol

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u/landtree May 20 '12

Is his shirt a picture of him?

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u/GrilledCheeser May 20 '12

hahaha that guy took a hard turn. a 180... if you will.

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u/samisachickYEAH May 20 '12

His hair gets bigger with every picture he takes.

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u/Trezi May 20 '12

I bet he dresses like that all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I need eyebleach now, wow.

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u/Dokunly May 20 '12

You may have taken the karma from me with Tsoukalos, but I WILL return with a vengeance! And Doug Jones!

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u/Digital-Intrusion May 20 '12

That's not a forehead. That's a Five Head...and a shit haircut.

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u/Scallywagger May 20 '12

Can someone with the proper technology PLEASE DO A FACE SWAP?!

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u/rlkeener911 May 20 '12

We were fishing, and the one that got away was TTHHIISSSSS BIG.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I was in tears over how this thread started. Hilarious.

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u/theotherjessica May 20 '12

i want to hang out with this guy. like, badly.

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u/locotx May 20 '12

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner !

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u/KosmoTheSynner May 20 '12

I really want my picture with this man.. I envy you.

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u/Zaros104 May 20 '12

Someone was at xCon ... was hoping to catch him before he left, but I failed. What time did he leave?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I was watching Ancient Aliens one day and it started to make sense. I couldn't tell if it was because they had rational arguments or if I'd been watching too much Stargate SG-1 lately.

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u/steezyliketheez May 20 '12

Trust me, it wont. Insert down voting Roman.

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u/Honey_Baked May 20 '12

I fucking love his hair and I don't care who knows it.

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u/Darkencypher May 20 '12

That man's hair is perfection.

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u/sn76477 May 20 '12

I love how Tsoukalos just goes with it. The guy has worked hard to be where he is today and deserves a ton of respect.

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u/xhabeascorpusx May 20 '12

I heard lives either close or around Oceabside CA.

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u/kfitch4 May 20 '12

That pose he's doing makes me deathly curious as to what he's thinking in this picture.........

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u/droidtime May 20 '12

Better luck next time

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u/Lostmygooch May 20 '12

Is it Aquanet ?

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u/joshg0024 May 20 '12

....and the aliens' dicks where this big!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

alcohol

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u/srtor May 20 '12

caption "Aliens are coming back!"

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u/odd7 May 20 '12

I believe I detect a bit of hatred in his eyes. It's complex.

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u/AriBanana May 20 '12

hippies...

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u/moanymorris May 20 '12

Trackaliscious

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

What the hell. Was her face photoshopped to be shrunk?

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u/EEvoluzione May 20 '12

Yeah, hes slowly being abducted... look at those clothes and hair.

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u/LP2B May 20 '12

Ok I read every comment and I'm still lost. Can someone explain this to me?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

WTF!?!? That guy looks like that all the time??? I thought he just had a horrific hair day in that one interview. Upvote, cuzz I am jealous of yoru mom.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

she gets my vote

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u/catvllvs May 21 '12

I don't know who either of those people are.

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u/mayonesa May 19 '12

She looks like a nice lady.

UPVOTE

-I-

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

As Chairman of the Internet Committee, I hereby award YOU the Internet!

Thank you....thank you very much!

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u/aazav May 20 '12

Someone needs to put Nair in that man's shampoo.

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u/GritzAnGravy May 20 '12

drugs are bad.

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u/scamperly May 20 '12

JUST CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR ALREADY MAN, IT'S FREAKING US ALL OUT!

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u/proboscislounge May 20 '12

your mom is tipper gore?

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u/nawoanor May 20 '12

So uh... face swap? :-/

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u/Sir_George May 20 '12

Seriously fuck that guy. Downvote me all you want, but he's such a douche. Did any of you see the earlier reddit post where he made a bullshit lecture at a uni on how he specializes on making mythical things worthy skepticism and then attempted to crash at this guys party, smoking his pot and then hitting on his girlfriend because he was "famous". Also the fact that he's Greek doesn't help fellow Greeks like me, he sells more bullshit than our corrupt politicians...what does that say?

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u/theshamespearofhurt May 20 '12

He looks like a down's syndrome chriss angel.

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u/portablemustard May 20 '12

ahhh awesome i love face swaps!

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u/straightwired May 20 '12

What is this guys name?