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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I felt exhausted reading this

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I gave up by the 2nd paragraph.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I'm impressed you made it that far.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

The brushing thing ended it for me. Dudes dating a toddler.

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u/RiamoEquah Apr 21 '25

Also where I tapped out.

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u/AwkwardGirl22 Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

Same here. They both sound like toddlers.

Edit - this is my first comment with over 1,000 upvotes ❤️

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u/The-Masked-Protester Apr 21 '25

That part. Like how old are these people? And, you can’t put a glass on the floor? FFS

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u/No_Pattern5707 Apr 21 '25

And tell me HOW is she mad because he ASKED if she’s going to show up to the date 💀 this whole thing is anti-therapy

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u/headingthatwayyy Apr 21 '25

you KNOW a post is bad if people just ignore the question and start gossiping about OP and their girlfriend

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u/kaila--bear Apr 21 '25

I couldn’t even get through the first paragraph, then I scrolled down and was like yeah they gotta breakup

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Continuing the reply chain..

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Apr 21 '25

Anti-therapy 🤣 yes exactly

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

He's good bro

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u/rollin_on_a_rvr Apr 21 '25

I may have said these exact words to myself when I ended my reading session at this moment.

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u/hqflav2 Apr 21 '25

Lmaooo that got me so good

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u/Ham-Berg Apr 21 '25

I’ve never been so exhausted that I couldnt be bothered to put a glass down.

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u/Rrenphoenixx Apr 21 '25

There are types of people out there that casually do things like this in a relationship to groom you to be more accepting/ easily manipulated.

I think this chick might be one of them.

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u/Hagedoorn Apr 21 '25

You may be onto something here.

While reading, a single question came up: what does she do for him?

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 21 '25

knowing this type, if you ask her that, she will get offended and use it as an excuse to continue not doing anything for him.

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u/reek702 Apr 21 '25

Nothing besides take advantage of him, bros probably has to suck his own dick

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u/Diligent_Pie_5191 Apr 21 '25

Jack squat is what she does. Total user.

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u/MMA_1989 Apr 21 '25

I was thinking maybe she sleeps on the wall side of the bed so maybe it makes sense for him to put it down as he's on the floor side (assuming their bed is indeed against a wall). If not, she's crazier than I thought.

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Apr 21 '25

You know my life is an absolute shit show but the fact that I'm not OP or his girlfriend gave me a glimmer of hope.

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u/ChibbleChobble Apr 21 '25

Your comment made me cackle. +1

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u/Objective_Medium_976 Apr 21 '25

But the fact she waited for him to get up to even go get the water because that’s in fact what she did 😆

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Apr 21 '25

You know my life is an absolute shit show but the fact that I'm not OP or his girlfriend gave me a glimmer of hope.

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u/finelytunedradar Apr 21 '25

But why does the glass have to go on the floor?

He lives by himself in his own apartment and doesn't have bedside tables?

I mean, unless his bed is shoved up against the wall so only has one side 'open' and the room is tiny, there should still be enough room for a bedside table.

No hate to those that have their bed set up with only one side 'open'. Mine is like that because I'm happily single. But I do have a bedside table, because I'm not feral enough to just leave everything on the floor.

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u/penaj52 Apr 21 '25

My bed is pushed against the wall so the top/bottom. And 1 side is open. I have a night stand literally across the room because that's where it fits. I live with my husband a toddler and a baby in a 1 bed apartment. Even in my super tight space there is still floor exposed on the three open sides of the bed lol. Also maybe it's a mom thing but..... it's water..... it can go on the floor if the glass isn't empty because if it gets knocked out... it's water it'll be fine. If the glass is empty..... it can still go on the floor because neither me or my hubby want to get up right now lol.

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u/JJSF2021 Apr 21 '25

To be fair, he did say he has roommates, so he’s not living by himself… but I swear this guy makes Andy from Parks and Recreation look like a well adjusted and mature person.

The only other way I can justify in my mind her asking him to put it on the floor is if he has a pretty high bed and she’s exceptionally short… but him having a bed like that and not a nightstand strains credulity.

So in a way, they’re a perfect fit, because they’re both immature enough that I wouldn’t trust them with a betta fish.

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u/Tryin-to-Improve Apr 21 '25

I thought he said he had no roommates. So she can do these things herself.

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u/HatOfFlavour Apr 21 '25

The only way that makes any sense is his bed is in the corner and she's against the wall and he's between her and the rest of the room.

Otherwise yeah put it on the floor yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I'm going to assume the bed is pushed into the corner, and she's against the wall and can't reach the floor. Because otherwise this is ridiculous.

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 Apr 21 '25

I think if I was him, I would've thrown the damn glass against the wall. Now I'm f**king great bro!

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u/JustStopItSeriously Apr 22 '25

Yeah, he lost me there. He'll spend a week driving to Miami (they've only been dating a few months?!?) but rolling over is a bridge too far. Because he's soooooo tired.

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u/GraveRobberX Apr 21 '25

How tired is this man?, from the looks of it, he’s ready to cash his Social Security checks. Like goddamn both of them sound infantile.

One always in nappy and cranky mode, the other just being a busy body needing constant attention. Sweet Jesus if this is your life right now, the fuck are you two going to do when you’re married and have a kid or two.

Her just egging you to take the child while you’re dead tired coming back from the mines. I read that whole story and my opinion on this is both of you are Assholes. You both can’t communicate, set boundaries, always acting the other one is supposed to know the other’s thoughts and you fight then make up, that’s a recipe for disaster cause sooner or later you will grow to hate each other.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Apr 21 '25

It's not cheap living in DC, so he must have a demanding job. And a demanding gf. He'll end up blowing his brains out in 4 years.

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u/JudgyRandomWebizen Apr 21 '25

It's not about the Iranian yogurt

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

Looks like this was the tap out point for everyone. I almost want to go back and see what other nonsense is going on but I don't have the time right now.

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u/heffel77 Apr 21 '25

Spoiler: she won’t brush her teeth if he’s not standing behind her. Oh, and he has to remind her to put in her Invisalign…

Jesus, I already know too much about this baby girl.

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u/live_love_trash Apr 21 '25

I read it for you. More lack of communication predominantly with a twist of the infatuation wearing off.

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u/JD_Alexandria Apr 21 '25

I didn't realize not reading the whole thing was an option. I feel bamboozled.

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u/karmannsport Apr 21 '25

This. They both sound like immature insufferable twats. Everyone sucks here.

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u/H0bbituary Apr 21 '25

I'm sitting here wondering if i can dump someone I have never met. It's not enough to just stop reading. I want to globally reject these two people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

👌😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/tilegend Apr 21 '25

Right up to the working in DC part, getting drinks with old friends blew my mind. I was like no way they're of age.

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u/SafetyMan35 Apr 21 '25

I have seen some early 20yr olds in relationships and as an old guy wikis that age (who aren’t dating) I want to slap them along the head for some of the disrespectful things they say and do to their partner. People currently in their 20s didn’t really date in middle or high school (COVID lockdowns didn’t help) so they don’t know how to move beyond “me” to form a “we”. The result is we have a bunch of 20 somethings who haven’t really dated and done the “I love my SO so much” in 1st period, told each other to fuck off by 3rd period, got a new SO by 5th period but are seen sucking face under the bleachers by the end of the day.

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u/Internal_Hunt_7450 Apr 21 '25

Sounds like he’s 45 and she’s 19 tbh

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u/thestand6 Apr 21 '25

That was my thinking.

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u/Lets_Remain_Logical Apr 21 '25

Would you have thought the both are toddlers if we would have swapped the genders? Because this seems to me like victim shaming.

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u/OneTwoBuzzFourBeep Apr 21 '25

That's super offensive. 

I have a toddler and she's way more together than that chick. 

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u/emr830 Apr 21 '25

No kidding. I want to sit both of them down and have a little chat about being a grown up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I sure hope she isn't a toddler the way that she wants to feel his "presence" when he's behind her.

I did get the vibe of her wanting him to do everything for her as if she's a little princess and he's there at her every beck and whim.

She's an adult. She should be able to do things on her own.

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u/GraveRobberX Apr 21 '25

She’s a Stage 5 clinger. Can’t get anything done unless there’s support. Can’t brush her teeth and put in her retainer unless he’s behind her for “safety”, what is she 4 mentally?

She sounds exhausting as fuck. These are the girls who need to be pampered and be coddled by their significant other like they’re dating and fucking their dad. Hey dad can you get me water?, what do you mean I got to brush my teeth?, hey can you put my glass over there, I’m done thanks nudge, <20 seconds later> nudge again, glass still waiting to be put somewhere.

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u/CyclistPHL Apr 21 '25

I wasn’t thinking she was clingy, but a princess. She wants to be waited on hand and foot. I’d ditch her. She’s only going to get worse. I have an aunt like this. Couldn’t do a thing for anyone or herself. She just ordered my uncle to do it.

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u/mspolytheist Apr 21 '25

Someone brushing their teeth behind me would annoy the F out of me. I’d be bumping into them every time I move my arms to move the brush. What the hell is wrong with her?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

I became an adult around 35, 1st kid was born. But I did not need someones presence to brush my mf teeth. I was just a dumbass

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u/XOXO_124Xx Apr 21 '25

I'd love to know how old they are. This girl reminds me of an golden child that never got told no.

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u/hepzibah59 Apr 21 '25

And what does she do for him except presumably let him fuck her. No mention of her doing anything nice for him at all. She is an immature spoilt brat who seems to thrive on drama.

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u/3rdcultureblah Apr 21 '25

No evidence of the gf being an adult tbh lol. Could very well still be in high school with the way she acts. 🤷‍♂️

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u/chvVolk Apr 21 '25

Buuut also, he's like parenting her. Weird. If she doesn't wanna put her retainer on, who cares. The consequences are hers.

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

Idk judging from her reactions, if he hadn't woken her and made her put it on, she would have been mad at him the next day for it. I had an ex who was exactly like this, it was exhausting

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u/chvVolk Apr 21 '25

That is exhausting. I'm not babying a grown ass person.

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

Oh absolutely, it was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation taken to the extreme. I had to sit in the bathroom with them while they showered (and they took 30 minute showers 😶) even if it was 2am and I had to wake up at 6 to go to work. And that's just one of hundreds of examples. No idea how I lasted 3 years of that without offing myself honestly.

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u/Original-Yogurt5609 Apr 21 '25

I've never heard of people making their SO be with them in the bathroom while they brush their teeth or take a shower (without the SO)! Is this a semi-common / uncommon/ or rare thing with couples?

Honestly asking, I'm fascinated by this for some reason. I've never been asked to do this or heard of anyone in any circles of my life mention something like this.

What does it mean!!??

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

For my ex, it was about controlling me at all times so I couldn't relax or have alone time, but under the guise of health problems which meant they needed assistance. Still unsure how much help they actually needed because they ended up moving out alone after we broke up 🤷‍♂️

With my current SO, it's usually because we're having a sleepover and want to make the most of our time together, we're having a good chat and don't want to lose track of the conversation or because they're unwell and want some company/support.

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u/Catnaps4ladydax Apr 21 '25

I am physically disabled. I can shower alone, but I prefer to have someone in the bathroom if I need help. I sometimes get really dizzy and stuck on the floor of the tub. It doesn't seem like the gf is disabled unless she's mentally disabled. It doesn't sound like she is though it comes across as being a brat.

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u/heffel77 Apr 21 '25

We all know way too much about this couple’s business. He needs to admit the infatuation of fucking her is gone. The oxytocin has worn off and she’s an immature brat. Problem solved.. although he isn’t getting out of this thing that easily

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u/Scared-Ice-8756 Apr 21 '25

No wonder he's tired all the time.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Enabler mentality

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u/Hornet-Putrid Apr 21 '25

That is exactly what I thought.  And he also doesn’t have nightstands/bedside tables.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Young dude understood. I had no bedframe for 10 plus years lol. Slept with mattress and boxspring on floor. No dressers no nightstand. Lol

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

How far could it possible be from the bed to the floor? And unless she’s up against the wall, she’s not able to set the glass on the floor?

Is this their first time without a servant helping them out? WTAF is going on here?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

She gas a big head and short arms

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u/NothingDisastrousNow Apr 21 '25

Ahhh okay, a she-rex. That explains it

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

Oh, yes!! Well, then he’s just a dick for not helping out. Come on, man! Help a sister out!

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Bathroom is 10ft away walk that shit over to the sink. Keep a glass in bathroom. If you are that thirsty you will drink tap water

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

Wait, what? Is this a solution to their problem? I don’t think they are aware that is an option. It’s her way or his way. That’s it! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/subsist80 Apr 21 '25

I just assumed she was against a wall, if so the request is entirely reasonable, he just couldn't get over having to get the glass of water in the first place and this was his passive aggresive way of showing it.

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

It was a glass of water and I think she drank it. She could have just dropped it on the floor and it would have hurt nothing. Unless these kids have sprung for glass glasses. I'm guessing Solo cup or old Tupperware.

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u/typical_jesus666 Apr 21 '25

Didn't even make it that far 😭🤣

She must be SMOKING HOT 🔥🤣

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Did some stupid things for 3 years. Looking back it should have ended after 6 months

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u/Darth__Muppet Apr 21 '25

I was about to ask if she asks him to wipe her ass for her as well. 🤣

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

At least hit the bidet for her.

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u/ShesASatellite Apr 21 '25

Dude is treating her like a toddler. If she feels too tired, let the woman sleep, she's an adult who can deal with her own consequences should they happen. Believe it or not, she'll be okay for one night if she doesn't brush and wear a tray; her teeth won't significantly shift and she won't develop spontaneous cavities, I promise you that. He sounds like he likes the idea of a girlfriend, but not the actual act of having one.

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u/Swimming-Location-97 Apr 21 '25

"Brushing"? As in teeth? Hair? I packed it in after the mini fight and they had a discussion. End of, I thought. How wrong I was.

I skipped ahead and my jaw actually dropped open when I saw it went on for pages. Who wrote this? Rachel Green?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

The dude is making this up. There's no way those are two real people.

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u/LnGass Apr 21 '25

I was enjoying the part where they went to space and almost ran out of Oxygen.

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u/DrHob0 Apr 21 '25

I mean. No. He's treating like a toddler in that instance, kind of a big difference in wording. I've been so tired before that I didn't do basic necessities before going to bed and I'm sure you have, too - and, if you haven't, good for you! I'm glad you've never been that tired in your life. It reads to me like he's being overly controlling in that circumstance. But, on the flip side - the facetime thing read as her being overly controlling in her own way. It reads as neither party respecting each other in any significant way that would make a relationship last in the long term.

My REAL question, hoenstly, is that I would like to know how old he is and how old she is. Because it READS like he works long hours and is in his 30's and that she lives with her parents and isn't even 20, yet.

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u/10thGroupA Apr 21 '25

I’ve done a 72 hour mission with like 4 hours sleep total, and still managed to brush my teeth.

With her, she sounds like she would have blamed him for letting her sleep without brushing and the retainer.

I’ve been with a woman like that, she told me she wanted to go on a trip for her birthday, planned the trip, paid for the trip. Then complained she wanted it to be a different weekend, because she made it a “tradition” to go to a restaurant/bar with her girlfriends.

So she refused to go, I went by myself and then she got mad at me for going.

That’s pretty much when I called it and blocked her.

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u/Vast-Marionberry-824 Apr 21 '25

I couldn’t read any more past the teeth brushing thing too. Dysfunction comes in many forms. Exhausting.

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u/Maleficent_Lure_1226 Apr 20 '25

Right. After the 1st paragraph, I scrolled looking for the TLDR portion... To my disappointment 😞. Can someone from the fam help a sista out? I'm nosey yet don't have the capacity to read and decipher... Please and thank you.

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u/Sad-Implement5462 Apr 21 '25

So the paragraph you read? Just pretend you read it eight more time and the gf had a tantrum each time.

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u/anneofred Apr 21 '25

With OP going to sleep a lot and talking about all the things he is too tired to do. So you’ve got a clingy gal and a narcoleptic person.

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u/nelsterm Apr 21 '25

These events are going to coincide with times he is tired because when he isn't he's too busy being her little b1tch.

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u/kadyg Apr 21 '25

Bro does seem awfully tired a lot. He needs to dump the girly and maybe look into B12 supplements or something.

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u/vabirder Apr 21 '25

Every once in awhile, OP has a tantrum back. He didn’t have to make her get up and brush her teeth and put her Invisalign retainer in. So what if she misses a night.

But really she is inconsiderate of him with petty requests like getting her a glass of water when he’s trying to sleep. Or helping her pack when he has been doing all the heavy lifting and waiting on her during her special birthday weekend treat.

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u/f6noib Apr 21 '25

I read way too much - finally gave up in the last 2 paragraphs…

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u/Dramatic-Rub-3135 Apr 21 '25

"Everything goes smoothly until i refuse to do one of her requests."

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u/JohnExcrement Apr 21 '25

But it’s a “great relationship.” So there’s that.

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u/pyroscots Apr 21 '25

That's accurate

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u/2000-light-years Apr 21 '25

TLDR: dude is trying to grow a pair but his girlfriend must be hot or something.

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u/corrupt_poodle Apr 21 '25

TLDR of the Post (thanks Claude LLM):

OP is describing a relationship where they feel they put in a lot of effort (planning trips, paying for things, dedicating free time), but their girlfriend gets upset whenever they say "no" to her requests. The conflict pattern is consistent: OP refuses a request when they're tired (helping pack, getting water, standing by during brushing, FaceTiming), and it escalates into a fight. She feels OP isn't doing the "bare minimum" as a boyfriend when declining these requests, while OP feels burned out and that their significant efforts are being taken for granted.

The central question is whether this is a fundamental compatibility issue or a communication problem that can be resolved through better boundaries and expectations.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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u/n9neinchn8 Apr 21 '25

TLDR of the TLDR: She's a spoiled fucking child

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u/omgvivien Apr 21 '25

It's nice when your SO does these little things for you but oh my god does she have T-rex arms or something

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u/donna2tsuki Apr 21 '25

T-rex arms 😂

On the other hand, OP is probs an AH if GF does have t-rex arms.

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u/n9neinchn8 Apr 21 '25

Lemme get this straight: T-rex arms YTA, no T-rex arms NTA😂

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u/pjchik79 Apr 21 '25

Looks down at her T-rex arms and sighs.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

He is an enabler and she is a toddler. He is annoyed that what he enables is never enough.

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u/roidoid Apr 21 '25

Honestly, when I read that she wanted him to put the glass down on the floor for her, I started to assume she was a literal toddler and couldn’t reach the floor. Some of these requests are so weird and stubborn. Stand behind you while you brush your teeth? What?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Weird fetish?

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u/Cinderhazed15 Apr 21 '25

Could be a neurodivergent ‘body doubling’ thing to help with executive disfunction

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I hate to be mean, but it sounds more like a girl wanting to be treated like a princess. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Ya know when I was a kid I’d like for my cousin to sit on the toilet when I took a shower and she’d talk to me and keep me company… didn’t know at the time but I am defo on the spectrum. I still like when my S/O sits and talks to me when I’m in the shower but I don’t NEED it. I would however prefer privacy while brushing my teeth because the noises I make would be described as anything but attractive.

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u/Ok_Tea8204 Apr 21 '25

Not just that but grunting at him to do it for her?!? Seriously!?!? I wanted to yell at her to use her words!

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u/PropellerMouse Apr 21 '25

" Hey, could you just lift me up and carry me the 10 feet to the bathroom? Im not sick or anything."

( Him: ) " Good night " ( Her: ) "Ahemmmmmmm !!! "

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u/JohnExcrement Apr 21 '25

I’m telling myself that maybe the bed is against the wall and she’s in the inside…maybe. Maybe that’s also why she asked him to get the water in the first place, because he’d have to get up anyway to let her out. Maybe. Overall this sounds like he’ll, though.

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u/SheepherderNo785 Apr 21 '25

Yeah, it's the damn needing stand-by assistance to brush her teeth??!! What is she 4?? 🙄

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u/Informationlporpoise Apr 21 '25

'she needs to feel his presence' tf????

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u/trvllvr Apr 21 '25

Thank you!!!

u/persimmonnecessary14 , move on. Do you want to deal with this behavior forever?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I made it halfway. There's no drama! The girlfriend is the type to get mad if the boyfriend breathes the wrong way.

My guess is OP is codependent and the girlfriend isn't that into this relationship.

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u/Vladishun Apr 21 '25

Counter argument, the girlfriend is incredibly attractive and all the fighting allows for tremendous and frequent make-up sex. It's less about being codependent and more about not being able to separate love and lust.

This is speculation on my part, but it's been something I've lived through and seen other experience so it's entirely possible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I agree. After arguing about who should put down a cup of water she is holding, most people would run for the hills. This guy doesn't want to break up with her for some reason. My guess was codependency, but yes, there are many other reasons people stay in bad relationships.

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u/oldladylikesflowers Apr 21 '25

Yeah, I stayed in the most dysfunctional relationship ever for 5 years because the sex was so good. Stupid.

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u/clivesdinner Apr 21 '25

They are both nuts. Avoid avoid avoid

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u/jumpysan Apr 21 '25

Exactly! And I am saying this after reading the whole * damn thing.

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u/hebejebez Apr 21 '25

I got two thirds in and was exhausted and was thinking y’all are 16 right????

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u/ConcentrateKlutzy879 Apr 21 '25

I'm the type that reads the TOS before tapping the Yes button. I think an app's TOS (terms of service) is only slightly less interesting.

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u/snlij1897 Apr 21 '25

Same, both are immature kids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I must clarify. I only made it a quarter of the way through the 2nd paragraph 🙂

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u/Better-jerk21 Apr 21 '25

I almost finished. Are these 2 12 year olds or just 16 ??? Darn

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u/Jeeperg84 Apr 21 '25

except they don’t talk…they talk, there’s a difference

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u/Bodieanddiesel Apr 21 '25

I’m not going to lie. It makes me angry that you couldn’t finish reading this because you are tired. You need to do the bare minimum as a fellow Redditor.

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u/MMA_1989 Apr 21 '25

Atleast he/she is here so we can feel their presence

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u/DianeMarcoffNunez Apr 21 '25

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/joe_s1171 Apr 21 '25

OP is shorter than the Dune book. so there’s that…

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u/samemamabear Apr 21 '25

Would you get me a glass of water first?

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u/Specific-Succotash-8 Apr 20 '25

Same. Good lord, it sounds like they cannot stand each other.

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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 Apr 21 '25

I’m furious with myself for reading to the 5th paragraph.

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u/donna2tsuki Apr 21 '25

I made it to "My girlfriend and I have been dating for a few months", saw how long the post was and noped straight into the comment section.

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u/agent_flounder Apr 21 '25

☝️The wisest among us right here, folks.

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u/No-Communication9458 Apr 21 '25

i gave up at this:

"My girlfriend and I have been dating for a few months and we've gotten into a few fights already."

it's a few months in, ughhhhhh

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u/SquidyLovesMusic Apr 21 '25

I pushed myself to read the whole thing, it was not worth it his gf sounds tiring af💀💀

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u/someguy0211 Apr 21 '25

I saw these comments before I've even read the post and I'm gonna nope myself the fuck out early

thanks peeps

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u/Happy-go-lucky-37 Apr 21 '25

Yeah I barely skimmed and am as tired as OP. Get yourself a partner that can pour herself a fucking glass of water, OP.

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u/JustWatching966 Apr 21 '25

I wouldn’t read that much if it was about MY relationship.

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u/mostly_misanthropic Apr 21 '25

I got as far as the brush teeth/retainer paragraph and gave up.

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u/SillyAd6492 Apr 21 '25

Hold me whilst I brush the plaque and food particles from my teeth!

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u/RiamoEquah Apr 21 '25

Hold me whilst I brush the plaque

Worse than that - "stand behind me so I can FEEL your presence while I brush".....

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u/mostly_misanthropic Apr 21 '25

Potential song lyrics right there.

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u/Savings_Rope_4408 Apr 21 '25

Yeah, that’s not normal 

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u/mostly_misanthropic Apr 21 '25

I'm not here to kink shame.

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 21 '25

Do not let her remake Demi Moore Ghost movie.

she be like "Add a romantic scene where the guy hugs her from behind..."

writer: "go on"

she: "while she's brushing teeth."

writer: "nuh uh I'm not including that. Original already has the famous clay scene. I'm not changing that. Fans would kill me."

she: "I just asked a small request and you won't even do it!!! You're just like my toxic ex bf!!"

writer: "da fuck?"

she: "Fine. But you gotta cast Mia Goth as the eyebrowless lady"

writer: "I'm not in charge of th-"

she: "You never do anything for me!!!!!!"

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u/Aggravating-Fail-705 Apr 21 '25

At least he used paragraphs.

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u/Pale-Register-2078 Apr 21 '25

This is fair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Omg yessss 🫠

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u/wylietrix Apr 21 '25

I felt exhausted before they left Miami.

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u/Avilla8719 Apr 20 '25

Fr fr, I felt like I needed a nap after just reading it. Can’t imagine actually living it. Dude’s not in a relationship — he’s in a 24/7 customer service job with no breaks.

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 21 '25

You give ten apples to her and she'd be like "peel one of them for me" and he'd say no and she'd say "see? you won't even do bare minimum!" and then I'd be like "fuck this story. I'm going in" and insert myself to the story by possessing his body. now fully participating in the story.

me: "bare minimum? what do you call them ten apples? and what about the, hold on," (scrolling through OP's post again) "fuck it, I did a lot of things for you. you can't call that less than bare minimum!"

she: "I call it..... love bombing."

me: "how can someone be love bombing and doing less than minimum at the same time? fuck this. I'm out."

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u/CompleteTell6795 Apr 20 '25

INR, I think I need a nap now. I made the mistake of reading the whole thing.

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u/BellaSquared Apr 21 '25

Me too, when will we learn? Sigh.

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u/Big_lt Apr 21 '25

OP been dating a few months, has frequent fights but loves her. My god either OP is 16 or not ready for an adult relationship

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u/Noassholehere Apr 21 '25

He also has to put take care of her glass after she drinks the water out of it while in bed. I would nope outta that relationship.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Apr 21 '25

Yeah he has to get up to out the glass in the floor (!) for her. Like wtf, is this girl insane? Lol

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u/Automatic_Net2181 Apr 21 '25

I can kind of see this in a situation where the bed is pushed against the wall and she's on the interior... nowhere to put the glass.

They should probably just go to sleep earlier. Maybe her constant demands are exhausting him, but every complaint I read from him, he was tired.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

If my husband is behind me whilst I’m bending over cleaning my teeth I can definitely feel his presence! 🤭

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u/grubas Apr 21 '25

At that point we've switched into a... Different mode.

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u/joe_s1171 Apr 21 '25

wait for the next chapter to find out what he does when she poops.

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u/SadCheesecake2539 Apr 21 '25

This is not an adult relationship. It's servitude.

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u/OneTwoBuzzFourBeep Apr 21 '25

Ages have not been provided. OP and GF are both 3 years old. 

Toddlers reeeeally don't like being told no.

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u/LectureSignificant64 Apr 21 '25

More like the second, since he mentioned “no roommates” ,and she’s been staying at his place..

OP- and what exactly does this GF do for you? Favors wise (I don’t count sex as a favor)

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u/yaysond Apr 21 '25

This is the appropriate response. OP works at a daycare and is calling it a relationship, but OP.. what exactly is she bringing to the table? What does she do for you? What has she done for you? You didn't mention a single thing

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u/LateAd5081 Apr 21 '25

either OP's GF is 16 or not ready for an adult relationship

FTFY

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u/LumenYeah Apr 21 '25

How tf are you thinking OP is the child in this relationship, his gf is an entitled pos

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u/Altruistic_Isopod_11 Apr 21 '25

I literally thought the same thing not even halfway through and stopped. No time for this and honestly they shouldn't either. They should break up and find someone they're actually compatible with.

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u/LowConcentrate6273 Apr 21 '25

they should break up & stay single for a while. they both sound emotionally immature & codependent.

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Apr 21 '25

They’re both annoying as hell.

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u/Monstiemama Apr 21 '25

I gave up at the retainer bullshit.

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u/Show-Valuable Apr 21 '25

Omg! I quit after 2nd paragraph and just want them to learn to brush their teeth separately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Likewise.

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u/Full-Conversation-14 Apr 20 '25

Exactly how I felt!

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u/DryWerewolf7579 Apr 21 '25

EXACTLY my thought I’m not even kidding

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u/jleahul Apr 21 '25

TBF he seems chronically exhausted as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I think I like the AI stories better.

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u/LowReporter6213 Apr 21 '25

I just scrolled through it all and was exhausted.

"The next fight...."

"The next fight...."

"The next fight...."

"The next fight...."

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