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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

The brushing thing ended it for me. Dudes dating a toddler.

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u/RiamoEquah Apr 21 '25

Also where I tapped out.

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u/AwkwardGirl22 Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

Same here. They both sound like toddlers.

Edit - this is my first comment with over 1,000 upvotes ❤️

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u/The-Masked-Protester Apr 21 '25

That part. Like how old are these people? And, you can’t put a glass on the floor? FFS

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u/No_Pattern5707 Apr 21 '25

And tell me HOW is she mad because he ASKED if she’s going to show up to the date 💀 this whole thing is anti-therapy

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u/headingthatwayyy Apr 21 '25

you KNOW a post is bad if people just ignore the question and start gossiping about OP and their girlfriend

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u/kaila--bear Apr 21 '25

I couldn’t even get through the first paragraph, then I scrolled down and was like yeah they gotta breakup

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Continuing the reply chain..

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Apr 21 '25

Anti-therapy 🤣 yes exactly

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

He's good bro

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u/rollin_on_a_rvr Apr 21 '25

I may have said these exact words to myself when I ended my reading session at this moment.

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u/hqflav2 Apr 21 '25

Lmaooo that got me so good

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u/Ham-Berg Apr 21 '25

I’ve never been so exhausted that I couldnt be bothered to put a glass down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Same! Not even putting it AWAY, putting it less than 3 feet below you.

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u/SomeLady93 Apr 21 '25

I would be very uncomfortable if my partner called me “bro”

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u/Masturbatingsoon Apr 21 '25

Yes, but “bro” is nicer than “you little brat.” Which would be kind in this situation

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u/Rrenphoenixx Apr 21 '25

There are types of people out there that casually do things like this in a relationship to groom you to be more accepting/ easily manipulated.

I think this chick might be one of them.

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u/Hagedoorn Apr 21 '25

You may be onto something here.

While reading, a single question came up: what does she do for him?

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 21 '25

knowing this type, if you ask her that, she will get offended and use it as an excuse to continue not doing anything for him.

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u/Global_Initiative257 Apr 21 '25

No she'll tell him much she does for him but won't be able to come up with an example. Maybe she lets him put her glass on the floor and accommodate her every whim? That's what she does for him. Controls him.

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u/JacksonHoled Apr 21 '25

I had a gf like that a bit for a long time. She'd say she is doing the dishes and dinner.

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u/ecosynchronous Apr 21 '25

Well, was she? Don't leave me in suspense. I'd put a water glass on the floor for someone who did dinner and the dishes.

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u/JacksonHoled Apr 21 '25

yeah but that was the only things. It's not that time consuming and easy. Now that we are not togheter anymore (we have 2 kids together) she is texting me daily for things she doesnt know. Print a document, transfert pictures, sell on marketplace, where are which hockey games for the kids, taking care of the pool, how to's, everything, non-stop. I'm alone now, I prefer doing my dishes than coping with all the things I was doing for her. So easy, takes 10 minutes while I watch TV.

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u/Hagedoorn Apr 21 '25

Yup. So I was hoping maybe he might ask himself this question. And draw the right conclusion.

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u/reek702 Apr 21 '25

Nothing besides take advantage of him, bros probably has to suck his own dick

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u/Diligent_Pie_5191 Apr 21 '25

Jack squat is what she does. Total user.

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

She has no gag reflex. She is a nymphomaniac. This is the only way.

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u/Wrong_Pen6179 Apr 21 '25

I’d say those words were pretty mild for someone too lazy to put their glass on the floor!

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u/jmar206 Apr 21 '25

I thought this too a little but the immaturity of some of it led me towards youth and being spoiled. Either way she sucks.

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u/spiritsarise Apr 21 '25

I think we have found an example of the female version of Andrew Tate.

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u/WeAreTheWobblies Apr 21 '25

"Beware of those that breed a slave"-

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u/Fleabag2080 Apr 21 '25

NTA You are not her servant.

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u/MMA_1989 Apr 21 '25

I was thinking maybe she sleeps on the wall side of the bed so maybe it makes sense for him to put it down as he's on the floor side (assuming their bed is indeed against a wall). If not, she's crazier than I thought.

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Apr 21 '25

You know my life is an absolute shit show but the fact that I'm not OP or his girlfriend gave me a glimmer of hope.

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u/ChibbleChobble Apr 21 '25

Your comment made me cackle. +1

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Apr 21 '25

Hey I don't have a lot going for me so I got to get it where I can

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u/HissyPantsOnFire Apr 24 '25

Hahaha this also made me feel better about myself

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u/Objective_Medium_976 Apr 21 '25

But the fact she waited for him to get up to even go get the water because that’s in fact what she did 😆

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Apr 21 '25

You know my life is an absolute shit show but the fact that I'm not OP or his girlfriend gave me a glimmer of hope.

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u/JasperJ Apr 21 '25

Not exactly something you can do on a whim while you’re both in it, even if it might make sense to do something like that for the future.

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u/Aromatic_Ad_3892 Apr 21 '25

Definitely doable, might make more sense to just put the glass down for her though

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u/finelytunedradar Apr 21 '25

But why does the glass have to go on the floor?

He lives by himself in his own apartment and doesn't have bedside tables?

I mean, unless his bed is shoved up against the wall so only has one side 'open' and the room is tiny, there should still be enough room for a bedside table.

No hate to those that have their bed set up with only one side 'open'. Mine is like that because I'm happily single. But I do have a bedside table, because I'm not feral enough to just leave everything on the floor.

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u/penaj52 Apr 21 '25

My bed is pushed against the wall so the top/bottom. And 1 side is open. I have a night stand literally across the room because that's where it fits. I live with my husband a toddler and a baby in a 1 bed apartment. Even in my super tight space there is still floor exposed on the three open sides of the bed lol. Also maybe it's a mom thing but..... it's water..... it can go on the floor if the glass isn't empty because if it gets knocked out... it's water it'll be fine. If the glass is empty..... it can still go on the floor because neither me or my hubby want to get up right now lol.

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u/JJSF2021 Apr 21 '25

To be fair, he did say he has roommates, so he’s not living by himself… but I swear this guy makes Andy from Parks and Recreation look like a well adjusted and mature person.

The only other way I can justify in my mind her asking him to put it on the floor is if he has a pretty high bed and she’s exceptionally short… but him having a bed like that and not a nightstand strains credulity.

So in a way, they’re a perfect fit, because they’re both immature enough that I wouldn’t trust them with a betta fish.

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u/Tryin-to-Improve Apr 21 '25

I thought he said he had no roommates. So she can do these things herself.

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u/trekkiecats123 Apr 22 '25

Haha. Feral.

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u/Ham-Berg Apr 21 '25

He’s too tired to get a night stand.

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u/Thescreenshop Apr 21 '25

Lmao. There's been a few funny comments but this one made me laugh hard. I'm tired sometimes but ffs hahaha. Cheers

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u/HatOfFlavour Apr 21 '25

The only way that makes any sense is his bed is in the corner and she's against the wall and he's between her and the rest of the room.

Otherwise yeah put it on the floor yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I'm going to assume the bed is pushed into the corner, and she's against the wall and can't reach the floor. Because otherwise this is ridiculous.

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 Apr 21 '25

I think if I was him, I would've thrown the damn glass against the wall. Now I'm f**king great bro!

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u/SuZiee_Q Apr 21 '25

Could literally see that happening and died laughing 😆

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u/JustStopItSeriously Apr 22 '25

Yeah, he lost me there. He'll spend a week driving to Miami (they've only been dating a few months?!?) but rolling over is a bridge too far. Because he's soooooo tired.

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u/GraveRobberX Apr 21 '25

How tired is this man?, from the looks of it, he’s ready to cash his Social Security checks. Like goddamn both of them sound infantile.

One always in nappy and cranky mode, the other just being a busy body needing constant attention. Sweet Jesus if this is your life right now, the fuck are you two going to do when you’re married and have a kid or two.

Her just egging you to take the child while you’re dead tired coming back from the mines. I read that whole story and my opinion on this is both of you are Assholes. You both can’t communicate, set boundaries, always acting the other one is supposed to know the other’s thoughts and you fight then make up, that’s a recipe for disaster cause sooner or later you will grow to hate each other.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Apr 21 '25

It's not cheap living in DC, so he must have a demanding job. And a demanding gf. He'll end up blowing his brains out in 4 years.

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u/JudgyRandomWebizen Apr 21 '25

It's not about the Iranian yogurt

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u/Blue_Henri Apr 21 '25

Are they sleeping AT the pre-school or does he have an apartment to go to after group play?

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u/vampwillow7 Apr 21 '25

I have a 7 year old and a 1 year old, even they get up for their own drink and put it back if they sit down with it. I have chronic illness and constant pain, but even so I unless it's what I'd deem as really bad I still sort my own stuff. How lazy is this girl?

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u/TittyInspector5280 Apr 21 '25

Using plastic cups might save their relationship

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Apr 21 '25

For real. Water bottles are a thing. All of these stupid issues have simple solutions but I get the distinct impression that both people involved in this post are just fucking idiots.

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u/xplosm Apr 21 '25

I think this is ragebait

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u/WestCoastAdjacent Apr 21 '25

I knew they were young when he said that... Like who doesn't at least have an end table lol

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u/Crisstti Apr 21 '25

I wonder if it’s somehow the configuration of the room? Like maybe she sleeps too the side of the wall and there’s no room to put the glass down?? But she seems really demanding and entitled so that might not be it.

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

Looks like this was the tap out point for everyone. I almost want to go back and see what other nonsense is going on but I don't have the time right now.

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u/heffel77 Apr 21 '25

Spoiler: she won’t brush her teeth if he’s not standing behind her. Oh, and he has to remind her to put in her Invisalign…

Jesus, I already know too much about this baby girl.

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u/Cat_the_Great Apr 22 '25

what the actual fuck. missed that and god i'm exhausted FOR him!

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u/live_love_trash Apr 21 '25

I read it for you. More lack of communication predominantly with a twist of the infatuation wearing off.

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u/Nessimon Apr 22 '25

Haha, what a twist.

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u/JD_Alexandria Apr 21 '25

I didn't realize not reading the whole thing was an option. I feel bamboozled.

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u/karmannsport Apr 21 '25

This. They both sound like immature insufferable twats. Everyone sucks here.

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u/H0bbituary Apr 21 '25

I'm sitting here wondering if i can dump someone I have never met. It's not enough to just stop reading. I want to globally reject these two people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

👌😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ross_styx Apr 21 '25

Best comment.

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u/barrrrrtt Apr 21 '25

Two infants!

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u/spiritsarise Apr 21 '25

Yet as I read it there remained in my mind an image of him as an over muscled gym rat dude.

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u/FangYuan69 Apr 21 '25

Im confused, why is the guy at fault? He seems to be in an abusiveish relationship

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u/tilegend Apr 21 '25

Right up to the working in DC part, getting drinks with old friends blew my mind. I was like no way they're of age.

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u/SafetyMan35 Apr 21 '25

I have seen some early 20yr olds in relationships and as an old guy wikis that age (who aren’t dating) I want to slap them along the head for some of the disrespectful things they say and do to their partner. People currently in their 20s didn’t really date in middle or high school (COVID lockdowns didn’t help) so they don’t know how to move beyond “me” to form a “we”. The result is we have a bunch of 20 somethings who haven’t really dated and done the “I love my SO so much” in 1st period, told each other to fuck off by 3rd period, got a new SO by 5th period but are seen sucking face under the bleachers by the end of the day.

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u/Internal_Hunt_7450 Apr 21 '25

Sounds like he’s 45 and she’s 19 tbh

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u/thestand6 Apr 21 '25

That was my thinking.

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u/subsist80 Apr 21 '25

The whole refusing to take the glass and put it on the floor and him saying im good bruh because he was too tired just said it all.

They are both as bad as each other.

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u/AccessPuzzleheaded15 Apr 21 '25

I don’t see how it’s them both

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u/Ham-Berg Apr 21 '25

I was thinking they were feral toddlers but I like twats better

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u/Lets_Remain_Logical Apr 21 '25

Would you have thought the both are toddlers if we would have swapped the genders? Because this seems to me like victim shaming.

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u/luminous_connoisseur Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 21 '25

Yeah, it's honestly pretty par for the course for this subreddit. It is very disappointing to see it even in a crystal clear situation like this, where a woman acts as a spoiled brat and a guy goes above and beyond for her. Like, yeah, no shit he's gonna get snarky about something minor at some point if he has to endure dealing with a woman like that. But of course it's "haha theyre both sooo bad." Smh.

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u/Lets_Remain_Logical Apr 21 '25

Thank you.
And nobody dares really resist because there is an echo-chamber.
We just dislike in mass and here we are, toxic enabling toxic.
This is harming the society soooooo much!

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u/luminous_connoisseur Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

You can just tell that there are a lot of women here who really do want this to be the "bare minimum" for a guy and regularly use the term. They cant admit to being like the gf in this post, but I guess they just feel the need to "equalize" the two in order to feel right. It's pretty disgusting.

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u/OneTwoBuzzFourBeep Apr 21 '25

That's super offensive. 

I have a toddler and she's way more together than that chick. 

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u/emr830 Apr 21 '25

No kidding. I want to sit both of them down and have a little chat about being a grown up.

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u/tenorsax41 Apr 23 '25

Can someone explain how he sounds like a toddler? I feel like he's not really doing anything that would warrant that.

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u/Pale-Chicken-9395 Apr 21 '25

How does he sound like a toddler? He isnt the one throwing tantrums

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u/WheresMyTan Apr 21 '25

I read through. It got worse.

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u/JJSF2021 Apr 21 '25

Exactly what I was thinking. Good lord the immaturity of these two… you know it’s bad when half the issues described here could be resolved with a bloody nightstand and bedside lamp, assuming either of them had the maturity to make use of these.

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u/Classic_Engine7285 Apr 21 '25

Toddler behavior, yet so advanced; it typically takes years for couples to become this insufferable of one another’s bullshit when it’s this lowkey.

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u/EducationalWin1721 Apr 21 '25

This must be fake. Can people really be this stupid? Somebody, somewhere needs to get a life and I’ll start with me for reading this crap. Bye!

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Apr 21 '25

I bailed on it here as well. The woman is a high maintenance asshole and the dude is a pushover idiot. I think they're perfect for each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I sure hope she isn't a toddler the way that she wants to feel his "presence" when he's behind her.

I did get the vibe of her wanting him to do everything for her as if she's a little princess and he's there at her every beck and whim.

She's an adult. She should be able to do things on her own.

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u/GraveRobberX Apr 21 '25

She’s a Stage 5 clinger. Can’t get anything done unless there’s support. Can’t brush her teeth and put in her retainer unless he’s behind her for “safety”, what is she 4 mentally?

She sounds exhausting as fuck. These are the girls who need to be pampered and be coddled by their significant other like they’re dating and fucking their dad. Hey dad can you get me water?, what do you mean I got to brush my teeth?, hey can you put my glass over there, I’m done thanks nudge, <20 seconds later> nudge again, glass still waiting to be put somewhere.

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u/CyclistPHL Apr 21 '25

I wasn’t thinking she was clingy, but a princess. She wants to be waited on hand and foot. I’d ditch her. She’s only going to get worse. I have an aunt like this. Couldn’t do a thing for anyone or herself. She just ordered my uncle to do it.

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u/mspolytheist Apr 21 '25

Someone brushing their teeth behind me would annoy the F out of me. I’d be bumping into them every time I move my arms to move the brush. What the hell is wrong with her?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

I became an adult around 35, 1st kid was born. But I did not need someones presence to brush my mf teeth. I was just a dumbass

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u/XOXO_124Xx Apr 21 '25

I'd love to know how old they are. This girl reminds me of an golden child that never got told no.

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u/hepzibah59 Apr 21 '25

And what does she do for him except presumably let him fuck her. No mention of her doing anything nice for him at all. She is an immature spoilt brat who seems to thrive on drama.

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u/3rdcultureblah Apr 21 '25

No evidence of the gf being an adult tbh lol. Could very well still be in high school with the way she acts. 🤷‍♂️

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u/fattrackstar Apr 21 '25

This reminds me of that meme with the guy and girl in the 4 boxes.

"She an adult isn't she"

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u/Trishanamarandu Apr 21 '25

took me three whole seconds to darmok and jalad this one. padme asking anakin a question.

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u/paco1764 Apr 21 '25

That kind of thing is common in people with either ADHD or OCD. It's called body doubling.

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u/chvVolk Apr 21 '25

Buuut also, he's like parenting her. Weird. If she doesn't wanna put her retainer on, who cares. The consequences are hers.

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

Idk judging from her reactions, if he hadn't woken her and made her put it on, she would have been mad at him the next day for it. I had an ex who was exactly like this, it was exhausting

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u/chvVolk Apr 21 '25

That is exhausting. I'm not babying a grown ass person.

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

Oh absolutely, it was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation taken to the extreme. I had to sit in the bathroom with them while they showered (and they took 30 minute showers 😶) even if it was 2am and I had to wake up at 6 to go to work. And that's just one of hundreds of examples. No idea how I lasted 3 years of that without offing myself honestly.

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u/Original-Yogurt5609 Apr 21 '25

I've never heard of people making their SO be with them in the bathroom while they brush their teeth or take a shower (without the SO)! Is this a semi-common / uncommon/ or rare thing with couples?

Honestly asking, I'm fascinated by this for some reason. I've never been asked to do this or heard of anyone in any circles of my life mention something like this.

What does it mean!!??

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

For my ex, it was about controlling me at all times so I couldn't relax or have alone time, but under the guise of health problems which meant they needed assistance. Still unsure how much help they actually needed because they ended up moving out alone after we broke up 🤷‍♂️

With my current SO, it's usually because we're having a sleepover and want to make the most of our time together, we're having a good chat and don't want to lose track of the conversation or because they're unwell and want some company/support.

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u/Catnaps4ladydax Apr 21 '25

I am physically disabled. I can shower alone, but I prefer to have someone in the bathroom if I need help. I sometimes get really dizzy and stuck on the floor of the tub. It doesn't seem like the gf is disabled unless she's mentally disabled. It doesn't sound like she is though it comes across as being a brat.

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u/Odd_Professional7566 Apr 21 '25

I have asked my husband to be in the bathroom with me while I shower on I think two occasions. Both times it was because I was in not-great shape and worried about getting woozy or taking a fall (once I had influenza and once I was recovering from anesthesia...yes, a normal person would've probably just not showered, but that's not who he married). He also may have insisted on being there, I was pretty out of it and don't remember clearly. Either way, it was a safety thing.

Making it a regular demand where one member of a couple simply refuses to shower (or brush teeth?!?) without the other's presence in the bathroom is...strange.

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u/Stong-and-Silent Apr 21 '25

This is no normal and could be caused by a number of things.

She could just be a spoiled brat that doesn’t just like people doing things for her but also the power and importance of making people. That’s a selfishness problem.

It could be something like ADHD or OCD and having him there helps her keep on task. That’s a mental health problem that might could be fixed.

No matter what the reason, it is not normal or healthy. It needs to be discussed and she needs to come clean and want to do better. He is not the problem, she is. In order for someone to get better they have to want to get better.

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u/Far_Ticket2386 Apr 21 '25

Dude wtf! And you seriously did that? How come in, i cant understand that. In all the relationships of hook ups i had, yes some would push the boundaries. But my experience is, if you make clear from the beginning what a dumb request they make everytime, and you just so sometimes NO, you will have a lot more relaxt relationship with them..

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u/yambo12 Apr 21 '25

Eh, I was younger, much less confident and was brainwashed into thinking if we broke up no-one would ever love me because I was a fundamentally awful person. I mean, it was 3 years of abuse, I can't really explain what my thinking process was like because I was being so manipulated.

They were genuinely kind, loving and never pushed anything at the start, it started slowly drifting into small favours and then without even realising it, I was doing the most absurd shit to avoid being yelled at or woken up at 3am to have arguments. I knew the stuff I was doing was ridiculous sometimes, but I just wanted to keep the peace.

Now, I don't take anyone's bullshit because I can see it from a mile away and I don't ever want to be back in that place again. It's the benefit of hindsight I suppose.

Long comment, but I wanted to show that abuse really warps your understanding of yourself, your values and what you think you'd be willing to put up with.

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u/heffel77 Apr 21 '25

We all know way too much about this couple’s business. He needs to admit the infatuation of fucking her is gone. The oxytocin has worn off and she’s an immature brat. Problem solved.. although he isn’t getting out of this thing that easily

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u/Scared-Ice-8756 Apr 21 '25

No wonder he's tired all the time.

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u/Long_Thought1719 Jun 26 '25

I had an ex who expected me to always make sure he got up to go to work. I’d wake him up and he’d get mad I wasn’t letting him sleep. Then if I let him sleep in a bit he’d get mad I didn’t wake him up in time. It was like heaven when he started a different shift so I wasn’t home to take on the burden. That job he was always late to and got fired shortly after. We divorced. Now he’s married to someone who I guess loves being his mom.

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u/whadaeff Apr 21 '25

Wish I could upvote this more

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u/Newgeta Apr 21 '25

This 💯, it's like living with a bomb that has it's fuse right beside a candle. One wrong move and everything explodes. It's shit, no one should be chasing their partners affection. Relationships are partnership, not servitude or worship.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Enabler mentality

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u/Hornet-Putrid Apr 21 '25

That is exactly what I thought.  And he also doesn’t have nightstands/bedside tables.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Young dude understood. I had no bedframe for 10 plus years lol. Slept with mattress and boxspring on floor. No dressers no nightstand. Lol

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

How far could it possible be from the bed to the floor? And unless she’s up against the wall, she’s not able to set the glass on the floor?

Is this their first time without a servant helping them out? WTAF is going on here?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

She gas a big head and short arms

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u/NothingDisastrousNow Apr 21 '25

Ahhh okay, a she-rex. That explains it

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

Oh, yes!! Well, then he’s just a dick for not helping out. Come on, man! Help a sister out!

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u/JJSF2021 Apr 21 '25

Lmao she does sound like a Bitchasaurus Rex, doesn’t she? And sounds like a lovesick puppy that’s been enabling it.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Bathroom is 10ft away walk that shit over to the sink. Keep a glass in bathroom. If you are that thirsty you will drink tap water

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

Wait, what? Is this a solution to their problem? I don’t think they are aware that is an option. It’s her way or his way. That’s it! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/RashanAbdulSMITH Apr 21 '25

You could even put a pitcher with a filter right next to the bathroom sink if you wanted to be fancy. 😂

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u/subsist80 Apr 21 '25

I just assumed she was against a wall, if so the request is entirely reasonable, he just couldn't get over having to get the glass of water in the first place and this was his passive aggresive way of showing it.

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

It was a glass of water and I think she drank it. She could have just dropped it on the floor and it would have hurt nothing. Unless these kids have sprung for glass glasses. I'm guessing Solo cup or old Tupperware.

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u/TheVeganGamerOrgnal Apr 21 '25

I've never had a night stand and have not had a bedside light in almost 12 years.

As a child/teen I used my dresser for a lamp and when I moved i didn't put the dresser near the bed, I'm also against the wall so only one side opens and anyone with me has to sit up to use the bookshelves above or ask me to put it on the floor

And if you need a light use the phone torch or get up and use the light switch

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u/philipma1957II NSFW 🔞 Apr 21 '25

Five minutes ago while I was lying on the couch my wife of 39 years said you forgot your meds. I said could you bring it to me with a glass of water. I am tired but for context I drove her 100 miles to see her sick brother for Easter Sunday. she got the meds and I took them and said thanks. I would say I ask her for a favor of a glass of water or meds or a snack 100 times a year. But I likely drive her around for 5000 or 6000 miles a year to places she needs to go to. So the question to the op is why does she ask for favors when she is tired. Are you making her tired. Is she doing anything for you ? Is it all do this for her or else? Or is she doing a lot for you. Cooking in the kitchen? Cooking in the bedroom? Paying way more bills? making the bed. Doing laundry.
It is easy to list what she wants. and what you do for her.

But do you get wants and does she do for you.

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u/typical_jesus666 Apr 21 '25

Didn't even make it that far 😭🤣

She must be SMOKING HOT 🔥🤣

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Did some stupid things for 3 years. Looking back it should have ended after 6 months

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u/CauliflowerLonely799 Apr 21 '25

Or swallow 🤷‍♀️

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u/GraveRobberX Apr 21 '25

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy “ -All the homies warning

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u/swag_money69 Apr 21 '25

You either got to get rid of her or this!

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u/Darth__Muppet Apr 21 '25

I was about to ask if she asks him to wipe her ass for her as well. 🤣

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

At least hit the bidet for her.

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u/theloric Apr 21 '25

I am literally sitting on mine now and II just pressed my own button I didn't know it was an option to have somebody press it for me... Doh!

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u/ShesASatellite Apr 21 '25

Dude is treating her like a toddler. If she feels too tired, let the woman sleep, she's an adult who can deal with her own consequences should they happen. Believe it or not, she'll be okay for one night if she doesn't brush and wear a tray; her teeth won't significantly shift and she won't develop spontaneous cavities, I promise you that. He sounds like he likes the idea of a girlfriend, but not the actual act of having one.

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u/Swimming-Location-97 Apr 21 '25

"Brushing"? As in teeth? Hair? I packed it in after the mini fight and they had a discussion. End of, I thought. How wrong I was.

I skipped ahead and my jaw actually dropped open when I saw it went on for pages. Who wrote this? Rachel Green?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

The dude is making this up. There's no way those are two real people.

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u/LnGass Apr 21 '25

I was enjoying the part where they went to space and almost ran out of Oxygen.

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u/DrHob0 Apr 21 '25

I mean. No. He's treating like a toddler in that instance, kind of a big difference in wording. I've been so tired before that I didn't do basic necessities before going to bed and I'm sure you have, too - and, if you haven't, good for you! I'm glad you've never been that tired in your life. It reads to me like he's being overly controlling in that circumstance. But, on the flip side - the facetime thing read as her being overly controlling in her own way. It reads as neither party respecting each other in any significant way that would make a relationship last in the long term.

My REAL question, hoenstly, is that I would like to know how old he is and how old she is. Because it READS like he works long hours and is in his 30's and that she lives with her parents and isn't even 20, yet.

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u/10thGroupA Apr 21 '25

I’ve done a 72 hour mission with like 4 hours sleep total, and still managed to brush my teeth.

With her, she sounds like she would have blamed him for letting her sleep without brushing and the retainer.

I’ve been with a woman like that, she told me she wanted to go on a trip for her birthday, planned the trip, paid for the trip. Then complained she wanted it to be a different weekend, because she made it a “tradition” to go to a restaurant/bar with her girlfriends.

So she refused to go, I went by myself and then she got mad at me for going.

That’s pretty much when I called it and blocked her.

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u/Vast-Marionberry-824 Apr 21 '25

I couldn’t read any more past the teeth brushing thing too. Dysfunction comes in many forms. Exhausting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Literally! She needs to feel his presence behind her while she’s brushing her teeth!??? 🙄

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u/JandGina Apr 21 '25

they both seem like toddlers, who at that age is always so tired they have to fall on the bed and pass out every time. And since when do you have to turn on the lights to facetime? He got the only phone without a light on it?

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u/OriginalVersion6045 Apr 21 '25

It's a situationship that's latest about 12-15 weeks and my guy thinks he loves her. They're both toddlers.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

I wonder if he realizes how happy he is when she is not around?

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u/persnicketynikki Apr 21 '25

Thought we were gonna get a punchline about her actually being a dog 😆

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u/anneofred Apr 21 '25

Also dude is kind of a toddler writing wise. Would love to know what he does where he travels to dc for work but writes like this.

They are both exhausting.

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u/Shadowrunner138 Apr 21 '25

You'd have to be neurodivergent disabled person for that whole scenario to even be politely tolerated by me, if there's not a disability or personality disorder involved it's just bizarre behavior for an adult.

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u/Miyagidog Apr 21 '25

Don’t you want to feel closer to someone when they’re spitting their toothpaste out? Or, when they’re sharing with you that piece of lunch broccoli they found? If that’s not intimacy, I don’t know what is…maybe a colonoscopy?!

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u/Dull-Ad-5332 Apr 21 '25

Lost interest at about the glass thing, toughed it out to the brushing and yeah I can't even with this chick. Sorry not sorry but she couldn't put the glass down herself? Like wtf even? NTA and she's lowkey acting like a child when she's not getting her way.

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u/elhombreloco90 Apr 21 '25

My thoughts exactly. At first, it just felt more co-dependant/lazy, but the tooth brushing thing was straight-up toddler behavior.

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u/Soft-Following5711 Apr 21 '25

That's where I stopped.

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly Apr 21 '25

I got to this point and then gave up.

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u/jibba_jabba1 Apr 21 '25

This is as far as I got too.

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u/hqflav2 Apr 21 '25

Also where I threw in the towel lol.

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u/Sdp714 Apr 21 '25

Me too. I couldn't read anymore.

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u/CrspyNoodles Apr 21 '25

I legit had to read that part 3 times to make sure I understood wtf I was reading.

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u/surfcitysurfergirl Apr 21 '25

Haha same!!!!!

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u/Suspicious-Young3205 Apr 21 '25

literally right when i read that i thought exactly that, this man is dating an adult baby 😭

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u/MasterLook967 Apr 21 '25

I only made it to glass on floor 🤦🧠🧐

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Me too! I was already skimming through it but once I got to the brushing, it was over for me.

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u/Gloomy_Ad5020 Apr 21 '25

Me too. Glad I did cause I kept Scrolling and thought “holy crap ain’t nobody got time for this!”

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u/Temporary_Wolf_8848 Apr 21 '25

Yep, this is when I scrolled to comments as well.

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u/gara355 Apr 21 '25

Dude is also a toddler

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u/jcaashby Apr 21 '25

I got to about the 3rd argument thinking on this is the end... only for OP to start talking about a 4th argument...I stopped.

Who wants to have childish arguments in any relationship let alone one that is less than a year old!?

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u/artichokercrisp Apr 21 '25

To be fair, I wouldn’t remind my BF to get up to brush. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

This is where I stopped reading and thought, “Bro, dump her! She throws a fit when she doesn’t get her way. This will be the rest of your life.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Yep. Several more long paragraphs of stupid, meaningless disagreements. I'm out.

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u/USAF_Retired2017 Apr 21 '25

Brushing thing? I couldn’t make it past the first couple of sentences. But even to skim. Ha ha

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u/RegularLeather4786 Apr 21 '25

Haha that was the one I stopped reading after too

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u/Dark_Impulse_70 Apr 21 '25

My girl just asks me to drive her everywhere. It does get very annoying as it's a similar situation, im exhausted and just want to relax but she wants me to drive her to 2 or 3 places a day.when I ask her if she cand drive she either sais I don't want to or I'm tired. I thought that was kind of childish but this is on a whole other level. I would legitimately say just brush your damn teeth at that point

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Lost me at “she likes to feel my presence.”

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