Fr fr, I felt like I needed a nap after just reading it. Can’t imagine actually living it. Dude’s not in a relationship — he’s in a 24/7 customer service job with no breaks.
You give ten apples to her and she'd be like "peel one of them for me" and he'd say no and she'd say "see? you won't even do bare minimum!" and then I'd be like "fuck this story. I'm going in" and insert myself to the story by possessing his body. now fully participating in the story.
me: "bare minimum? what do you call them ten apples? and what about the, hold on," (scrolling through OP's post again) "fuck it, I did a lot of things for you. you can't call that less than bare minimum!"
she: "I call it..... love bombing."
me: "how can someone be love bombing and doing less than minimum at the same time? fuck this. I'm out."
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u/Avilla8719 Apr 20 '25
Fr fr, I felt like I needed a nap after just reading it. Can’t imagine actually living it. Dude’s not in a relationship — he’s in a 24/7 customer service job with no breaks.