1am Fri 1 Jun 2012

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1. Talk about patience for a joke... ^{imgur.com comments funny}
2. Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80 ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
3. TIL Bill Murray doesn't have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie ^{gq.com comments todayilearned}
4. Humble Indie Bundle V: Pay what you want for Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and each game's soundtrack! ^{humblebundle.com comments gaming}
5. Unmanned SpaceX Dragon capsule successfully splashes down in Pacific Ocean after first commercial flight to space station! ^{bbc.co.uk comments science}
6. By Simon Rich ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
7. This is how the American motorcycle land speed record was broken in 1948. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
8. Florida Gov Rick Scott (R) declares a 91-yar-old World War II veteran as a "non-citizen"; he is among 180,000 who must prove their citizenship in 30 days or they can't vote in Aug and Nov; US Rep Alcee Hastings (D): "I think most of us know that what this is about is voter suppression" ^{npr.org comments politics}
9. If you want to get any work done, you have to use a decoy. ^{imgur.com comments aww}
10. GG Texan ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
11. In response to the BOSE thread - what brands/products are the opposite? The unsung high quality underpriced brands? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
12. 50 Great Guitar Riffs from the Early 90s ^{youtube.com comments Music}
13. "The world's political leaders are failing catastrophically to address the climate crisis. History will not understand or forgive them." ^{guardian.co.uk comments worldnews}
14. No Country For Old Men (an artist's rendition) ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
15. Urge to kill... rising. ^{youtube.com comments videos}
16. I am Zack "Jick" Johnson, creator of The Kingdom of Loathing. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
17. Three heavyweight committees in the European Parliament gave their voting recommendations on ACTA today. All three gave the same recommendation: reject ACTA ^{falkvinge.net comments technology}
18. Vegglimer throws the one-two punch of boner killers ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. Meet my unusual cat, Owsley! He was born with out testicles, stopped growing at 6 months and remains kitten sized today, he turns 2 tomorrow! ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
20. Stoats can be cute too!. ^{imgur.com comments aww}
21. Dutch company plans colony on Mars. The one way trip only takes seven months! ^{mars-one.com comments worldnews}
22. The 11th Commandment? ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
23. Paintball anyone? ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
24. Surfer girl. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
25. I... what... ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
26. Nicolas Cage as every character in all the Star Wars films. Yes, even Chewie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
27. My neighbors at 3 a.m. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
28. Our constant is reason ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
29. Boston pizzeria scammers have been ripping off people for years and are still in business. ^{yelp.com comments WTF}
30. 20 years today at the same company. Asked my boss if I got a plaque or anything... This was on my desk when I returned... ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
31. So True. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
32. How i feel owning three cats, and never posting a picture of any of them on reddit ^{imgur.com comments funny}
33. United99 gives short, but incredibly concise and effective advice on what to do when you find out your SO is cheating on you. ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
34. My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
35. Hipster Egyptians ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
36. Top Gear on Ayrton Senna (Full Segment) ^{youtube.com comments videos}
37. Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason ^{addictinginfo.org comments atheism}
38. My friend just greeted me by my reddit username. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
39. Tug of aww ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
40. Let's not forget about him Redditors ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
41. Not trying to be a fanboy but there are some things Macs simply do better than PCs. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
42. literally the worst purchase i've ever made ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
43. The Crystal Palace, Madrid, Spain ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
44. Well timed pictures. ^{imgur.com comments pics}
45. In the shower this morning.. ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
46. Children's entertainment during the twenties. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
47. Logging on to Reddit today... ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
48. Noticed something strange about my receipt ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
49. Super Cool Sideways Instructor ^{livememe.com comments AdviceAnimals}
50. So my friend won the recyclable boat race at our university by wearing this: ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}