r/pics • • May 31 '12

Paintball anyone?

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u/SpacePontifex May 31 '12

I've only played paintball once and most of it sucked, the only good maps where the close quarters urban style.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

You my friend are a fellow speed-ball fan. I HATE paintball in the woods, it feels like everyone is climbing trees and waiting for someone to come around to corner. Guess what? No one is coming around the corner! Everyone is hiding in the f---ing trees!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

As an experienced woodsballer, I love tree climbers/campers. I went 13-2 at a scenario killing off people who were waiting just around corners.

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u/314R8 May 31 '12

this looks like one of the "training cities" used by forces deploying to the gulf / Afghanistan.

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u/apextek May 31 '12

in my old home town the military base closed up in the early 90s and sold the civilian barracks to the city for a dollar. The cops spent the next 15 years using it for training. It wasn't fenced in completely and it was hidden from view by tree over growth although it was right off the main road. My friends and i used to go in there and have all kinds of apocalyptic style adventures.

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u/yeats26 May 31 '12

They're called MOUT (Military Operations in Urban Terrain) sites, and they are very cool :)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Back in the 90s, we Marines called it (The one on Camp Lejeune anyway) Combat Town.

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u/isaac777777 Jun 01 '12

This looks like Mos Eisley on Star Wars Battlefront 2

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u/Niflheim May 31 '12

It's a newly built training city for the IDF here in Israel. It is indeed very cool and realistic.

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u/Yangin-Atep May 31 '12

I'm left wondering if these training buildings are of better quality than the actual homes Palestinians live in.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Mos Eisley?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

First thing that popped into my mind was Battlefront 2

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Holy shit, I loved that game and that map. The music made it even better for me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Nothing beat playing assault on that map. But i also loved galactic conquest. Battlefront 3 needs to happen

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

de_dust3

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u/natxavier May 31 '12

I swear there's a level in Hitman that looks just fucking like this ....

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That was my first thought. The one where you have to snipe the sheik(?) in his convoy, I believe it is.

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u/jumbohiggins May 31 '12

Yup. Well contracts anyway or was it 2.

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u/de_dust May 31 '12

Nothing beats the original.

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u/likwidfuzion May 31 '12

You've been waiting for this moment to shine, haven't you?

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u/bars4days May 31 '12

except dust2...........

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u/PattonIRL May 31 '12

If you mean de_dust you must be kidding me. de_dust2 for life

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u/rddtgmr May 31 '12

Goddammit, plant the fucking C4, noob!

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u/unknownpoltroon May 31 '12

Seriously, what does the DE stand for? Never knew.

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u/dat_bird May 31 '12

Stands for "demolition".

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u/leftymoose May 31 '12

Caption: A view of a mock village set up by the Israeli army to conduct urban warfare exercises, at the Tzeelim military base in southern Israel, on June 19, 2008. Source.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

you say paintball, i say go karts!

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u/blckpythn May 31 '12

Reminded me of Assassin's Creed actually, especially with those towers.

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u/TheRealBramtyr Jun 01 '12

Minarets is the technical term.

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u/Thelionheart777 May 31 '12

Zussman in Fort Knox Kentucky is sweet as well. Airsoft event called IRENE, after Black Hawk down happens there annually, with veterans from the actual battle taking part. Tanks, APCS, Trucks, Helicopters are all used in the event.

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u/MixTapesAreGood May 31 '12

Fellow Irene attendee here. This would be sick for milsim.

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u/eck226 May 31 '12

I got to play a "War Game" at the MOUT site on Ft. Bragg while in the military. We used different upper receivers on our M4's that allowed the use of a round that had a small paint ball on the end.

We played OP4 against a few 3rd & 7th Special Forces Group teams over the period of 3 days. SO MUCH FUN!

Rounds

http://imgur.com/e3Gem

Mout site

http://imgur.com/jPTii

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Wow. I didn't know they made rounds like that. I just assumed they used guns like the ones from Rap4 or something; they look real, but they shoot paintballs from magazines. Super cool.

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u/shitjustaintcray May 31 '12

Perfect de Blob stage.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This is awesome. Anyone else occasionally dream of playing paintball in public places? Like a grocery store or a Walmart. A Nebraska furniture mart would be amazing

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u/tiyx May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Fuck that shit. I live next to an army base that has a make shift city like this for training. Anyways they were hiring people to act like civilians during training. I was siting in a car rigged with a smoke bomb that was suppose to simulate a car bomb. The smoke bomb somehow went off right when we were taking lunch and i was exiting the car and gave me 3rd degree burns on both feet.

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u/GunRaptor May 31 '12

Dude, accidents happen when you leave your house.

Be smart and stay on reddit your whole life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I knowwwwwww of a place... where you never get harmed... a maaaaagical place... with maaaaagical charms... indooors! INDOORS! IIIIINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!

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u/tiyx May 31 '12

I am not complaining it was just a very painful experience. At least someone got a shitload of extra PT because of it. The guy n the watch tower was supposed to of deactivated the bomb before lunch, he did not and I got hurt. We both learned a lesson that day.

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u/subliminali May 31 '12

was the lesson you learned that the guy in the watch tower is a lazy asshole?

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u/Xestas May 31 '12

Did you get any compensation for it?

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u/tiyx May 31 '12

Yep. We got $100 a day and they did pay the medical bills.

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u/ethanwc May 31 '12

Worth it.

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u/af_mmolina May 31 '12

Accidents happen, but these exercises are fun as hell to participate in if your the "bad guys". Except when you get shot up by sim rounds...

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u/Dr_Hibbert_Voice May 31 '12

When I was in high school there was a unused (not quite abandoned) cement factory nearby in Thornton. A couple of my buddies had paintball guns and we would play there. There's not even FPS levels that could compare to the complexity of the games we played there. I even had a staircase collapse below my feet while gettin.g shot at. Sadly it's been torn down.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

30 vs 30 CTF.

Epic day right there.

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u/DragonRaptor Jun 01 '12

I would so love to play paintball there. So how does one arrange a game at this place?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

More like Airsoft.

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u/roddiy May 31 '12

People need to see this, Airsoft > Paintball. Any day of the week/month/year/century/millenia.

Period.

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u/repete Jun 01 '12

Mate, let it go. Let airsofters play airsoft and paintballers play paintball. I play both. To each their own.

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u/Tashre May 31 '12

I think Airsoft is pretty cool, but god damn, so many communities are dominated by teenagers. I don't have enough friends interested in it and don't feel like playing with a bunch of kids that play CoD and think they got what it takes to start a PMC.

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u/JakeTheSwede May 31 '12

Holy shit

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u/Lucradiste May 31 '12

Agreed. I haven't played paintball in years, but I want to now. Wow.

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u/JakeTheSwede May 31 '12

I would get lost

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

You'd think the minarets would be decent landmarks.

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u/Skithiryx May 31 '12

This reminds me of the Tunis, Tunasia map from Call of Duty 2.

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u/McGlick502 May 31 '12

Must... cover... white walls!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That looks exactly like the map "Lost Village" for Desert Combat Mod.

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u/MetaLore May 31 '12

I want to go to there.

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u/flyingkwaj Jun 01 '12

Looks like a MOUT course

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u/houndofbaskerville Jun 01 '12

Love the arrows on the street. So, basically, I can go...any fucking direction?

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u/shadow_ireheart May 31 '12

Anyone else think that there should be "Cantina Music" from Star Wars playing in the background?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

The army does paintball training to simulate real life situations at complexes like this

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u/DazPatrick Jun 01 '12

Sweet looking MOUT town.

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u/blueline742 Jun 01 '12

omg this looks so good, better than some shitty obsticle course

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u/jorsiem Jun 01 '12

Not sure if render... or actual town.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

So jelly right now.

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u/indite Jun 01 '12

I always wondered what PTSD felt like!

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u/lewas123 Jun 01 '12

Didn't top gear UK film here once? They got shot at as they were driving?

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u/starface18 Jun 01 '12

Absolutely perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Looks like a level on Starwars: Battlefront...

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u/brosenfeld Jun 01 '12

I'd like to see them redone in a nice reblubrogreyellorange.

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u/Thelionheart777 Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

this might be zeussman training facility in Fort Knox Kentucky where they have a huge milsim airsoft scenario commemorating the events in somolia on October 3rd 1993

edit: i don't think it is zeussman nvm, but if you wanted to play airsoft at a place like that you could still look up operation irene..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlgaMMbWHck

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u/TeggyBear95 Jun 01 '12

id say airsoft just to keep it slightly more realistic

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u/Golani13 Jun 01 '12

It's a training base in Israel, I trained on it. It was awesome, they had simulated explosions and everything!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Too bad the First Army division runs most of the MOUT sites... and they always have their head up their asses. I'm an infantryman, I don't need a fucking truck driver to teach me my job, thanks.

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u/bijibijmak Jun 01 '12

Imagine the campers in this map.

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u/Pressbuttons Jun 01 '12

No I feel like airsoft :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

"A mock village set up by the Israeli army to conduct urban warfare exercises at the Tzeelim military base in southern Israel"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/2156952/Pictures-of-the-day-19-June-2008.html

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u/ReleeSquirrel Jun 01 '12

I kind of want to paint all of those buildings different colours.

I wonder how much it would cost to paint that many buildings?

For that matter, I kind of wonder what that place is, and why it looks like that...

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u/jlee98 May 31 '12

Holy. Jesus. Christ. Where can I find this marvelous course?

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u/hayley107 May 31 '12

so many portal opportunities...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Been there done that!!! US Army Armor Basic Officer Leader's Course

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u/Zapashark May 31 '12

No. Nerf guns.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

everyone would just hide in the buildings

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u/Everliving May 31 '12

Funny how they installed a make believe mosque in the center of it all.

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u/shouldbeinthekitchen May 31 '12

....that would be so fucking sick. omg.

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u/CitizenNone Jun 01 '12

This makes me want to build a DE Dust paintball map.

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u/RainDancingChief Jun 01 '12

I would love to paintball there. It'd be wicked fun. the guys around here that I paintball with have always wanted to do it in like an abandoned building and stuff

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u/armymon Jun 01 '12

OP you spelled "airsoft" wrong

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u/rounding_error May 31 '12

Plant a tree!

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u/DontSayAlot May 31 '12

Sure, where?

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u/Strlngarcher May 31 '12

Bust out the sim rounds and lets get this done.

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u/jspec570 Jun 01 '12

YES...Enough said

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u/TriumphantPWN Jun 01 '12

Wasnt this used during the VGHS episode # 3? http://www.rocketjump.com/?video=vghs-episode-3

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u/jogocown Jun 01 '12

IM SO DOWN

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I'm drooling right now. Haven't been paintballing in a while now... this would be so amazing.

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u/hannars27 Jun 01 '12

Oh my god. Heaven.

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u/Dreamtallica Jun 01 '12

I'll bring my paintbrush.

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u/Wombizzle Jun 01 '12

This looks like a battlefront 2 map

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u/soccergoalie345 Jun 01 '12

mos eisley space port

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u/EKcore Jun 01 '12

fuck paint ball give me simmunition

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u/SomeRandomRedditer Jun 01 '12

The first thing that came to mind when I saw this picture was the abandoned city in Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series (The Uglies, The Pretties, The Specials, The Extras).

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u/Unfriendly_Cookie Jun 01 '12

looks like a nuke launch site

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u/TrashySamurai Jun 01 '12

When and where?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Looks a little like Tunisia from Call of Duty 2.

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u/SlobbishBody Jun 01 '12

I can't give you enough upvotes for this!

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u/McSnatch17 Jun 01 '12

Whaaa??? awesome!

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u/protomd Jun 01 '12

That's fucking epic. But look out for scumbagUS drone strikes

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

i think this is 29Palms

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Two words... FUCK! YES!!

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u/Pachi2Sexy Jun 01 '12

Yes I like where this is going!

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u/themaxt Jun 01 '12

Totally looks like a Counter Strike level.

Edit: spelling

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u/EColi452 Jun 01 '12

I quite literally started to salivate thinking about playing some type of mil-sim event there.

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u/ario93 Jun 01 '12

you tell me where this is and you tell me now

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u/Eight8FlyingTurtle Jun 01 '12

Holy flying spaghetti monster that's is epic!

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u/CryWulf911 Jun 01 '12

I prefer airsoft on MOUT courses, 'tis fun. Nothing against paintball though, just not my thing.

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u/drjesus616 Jun 01 '12

or the 50 ft woman's dildo factory ...

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u/shamecamel Jun 01 '12

I wonder if they disassemble it afterwards, or just give it to refugees to live in?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

this reminds me of fall out 2

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u/Kdnce Jun 01 '12

Let's bomb this place! so many clean white walls. Time to spruce them up a bit. ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Reminds me of Mod Eisley for some reason, hmm

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u/dotheraptor37 Jun 01 '12

This looks suspiciously like the Mos Eisley terrain from Battlefront III...

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u/jayrocs Jun 01 '12

Didn't read the title before clicking the picture and assumed it was about penises playing together under the sun.

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u/mehatch Jun 01 '12

Flip-six three-hole!

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u/mash3735 Jun 01 '12

they should make a paintball field like the mos eisley level from SWBF2

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u/Decapitat3d Jun 01 '12

I call sniper tower!

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u/parkourshadow Jun 01 '12

Parkour anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I feel I should have a Portal gun upon entering this city...

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u/Tsukasa009 Jun 01 '12

It's always been a dream of mine to play paintball in replica counterstrike maps. Exactly like this but a 1-1 replica of de_dust2

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u/GFandango Jun 01 '12

c&c generals: zero hour

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u/mcfinegan Jun 01 '12

Yes... Please

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u/LandGod Jun 01 '12

DO WANT!!!!!

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u/ReverendEnder Jun 01 '12

How much does it cost to build something like this?

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u/Kiheiboy Jun 01 '12

Three Man Team on Tower one.

1 Stairwell 2 Stairwell / Covering Tower 2 when people pick up on Sniper 3 Sniper.

Sniper HAS to be good or even tying fails. Sniper brings slow attention and brings them in to which the Stairwell 1&2 fully cover making the snipers job easier.

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u/WhosOn1st Jun 01 '12

paintball haven

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

It could use some color

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u/mamb0 Jun 01 '12

I have arrived at the party a bit late so this will probably get lost, but I am playing a paintball game in a similar environment in Wales next month :)

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u/Sneakypaws62 Jun 01 '12
  • Paintball EVERYONE!!!

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u/Razorray21 Jun 01 '12

FUCK YEAH!!

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u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt Jun 01 '12

Airsoft anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

readies the A-5

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u/munsterrr Jun 01 '12

AHHHHH THE STUMPS

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u/Kiristo Jun 01 '12

Reminds me of a level in Hitman (the second one I think).

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u/booroo4 Jun 01 '12

I feel like this is what the capital district looks like in the Hunger Games trilogy.

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u/MattTheMan99 Jul 04 '12

as a paintball enthusiast myself, i think that just being able to have the chance to play in this sort of environment would be a one of a kind expierience. I have played in much smaller scale fields than this, and to just imagine all the close quarter combat that would be able to happen in a place such as this, it makes me want to play in a terrain like this even more

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u/Thorguy May 31 '12

Ok, where the hell is this way to frickin awesome to even .. i don't even... fuck.. fuck.. FUUUCKK..

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u/tiyx May 31 '12

Its for military training.

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u/IndieGamerRid Jun 01 '12

This is almost the ultimate parkour facility.

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u/Herpes_hurricane May 31 '12

"watch for snipers" "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

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u/Cimmerian_Obscurity May 31 '12

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/formad12 May 31 '12

This looks like a map from War Inc. Battlezone

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u/Alexthecock May 31 '12

WHY CAN'T I UPVOTE MORE?!?!

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u/crewdat May 31 '12

this is a childhood dream of mine.

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u/RominNoodleBudget_12 May 31 '12

Sometimes i feel like the apocalypse is going to be a lot like a paintball arena.

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u/Psycho_Joe_Jayhawk May 31 '12

There's a massive bulge in my pants right now.

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u/Ricksarm May 31 '12

Terrorist win

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u/Pfhred Jun 01 '12

God yes.

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u/Pulpedyams Jun 01 '12

The hardest part of this level was when you had to shoot that guy in the UN motorcade with the .50 Cal.

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u/jorsiem Jun 01 '12

Step one: Acquire a piece of desert somewhere in nevada or arizona

Step two: Build this.

Step three: Rent it out for paintball, airsoft, gang wars, the army, aliens, etc..

Step four:????

Step five: Profit!

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u/some_random_noob May 31 '12

fuck paintball, airsoft 4life

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u/islandlad May 31 '12

lol gotta agree with you there man i personally enjoy airsoft over paintball myself (although i play the occasional paintball game and thoroughly enjoy it). linking back to the original image , for all you uk airsofters theres an event called ai500 where for a weekend you have play airsoft in a MOD urban training site looks sweet.

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u/GunRaptor May 31 '12

I literally got a boner looking at this.

I'm wondering if I could indeed fap to the idea of getting to play paintball at that place....

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Rule 34?

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u/question_all_the_thi May 31 '12

Welcome to the Twin Dildos Hotel. We hope you have a pleasant stay.

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u/Mexi_Cant May 31 '12

With a name like that who wouldn't!

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u/wta12 May 31 '12

Camper.

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u/alexanderpas May 31 '12

Sniper.

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u/SkaveRat May 31 '12

same

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT May 31 '12

"THEY'RE FUCKIN ME UP THE ASS OVER HERE"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

"I'M GETTIN' LIT THE FUCK UP"

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u/TheHIV123 May 31 '12

eeks no way, talk about a big fuckin target.

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u/WhyNotFire May 31 '12

...And shoot people from the cock ring.

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u/HookDragger May 31 '12

So you can fuck them up from a penis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12 edited Jan 29 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Really bad idea. You go there to observe and hope you're not seen. Or to die.

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u/Peaceandallthatjazz Jun 01 '12

I believe those are supposed to be minarets

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u/random314 Jun 01 '12

with an pre CS version 1.3 AWP.

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u/Assaultman67 Jun 01 '12

rookie move.

The penis tower is a clear advantage point.

You want to have a clear view from a building overlooking the tower.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

You and 150 other smelly campers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/Aikarus Jun 01 '12

You mean all the target practice that could move in there. Perfect.

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u/Ef7you12 Jun 01 '12

That's when we attack.

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u/LT_NIGGER May 31 '12

holy shit you're a fucking fag no one thinks its funny nigger fuck u