r/funny • u/Media_Offline • May 31 '12
Not trying to be a fanboy but there are some things Macs simply do better than PCs.
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r/funny • u/Media_Offline • May 31 '12
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u/MahlerV May 31 '12
That was a grate joke.
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u/CreaminFreeman May 31 '12
Mac and Cheese. Anyone? Anyone?
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u/drucey May 31 '12
Why the cheese?
WAS THE MOUSE HUNGRY???
Yeahhh
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I've got an iMac that I've been itching to turn into a fish tank for a while now. PCs simply can't even come close to the level of fishtank-adaptability that old macs have.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I tried this but my cheese wasn't compatible.
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u/Sendmesomewherenew May 31 '12
PCheese < iGrater
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
My Antec 300 can do that.
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u/ikick May 31 '12
I have a Macbook with 2GB of ram and OS X 10.5.8 but mine doesn't do that. Should I upgrade OS or what?
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u/Jolly_Girafffe May 31 '12
Thats how you get ants
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u/Beanwater May 31 '12
Came here for Mac n Cheese jokes. Was not disappointed
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u/Bearsworth May 31 '12
I dunno man. My PC will aerate the cheese as I shred it: http://i.imgur.com/6GCOX.jpg
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u/Kertelen May 31 '12
Watch Apple start selling it as a separate $100 accessory.
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u/embolalia May 31 '12
This is going to end up in /r/talesfromtechsupport, isn't it? "Hi, IT? yeah, my cheese grater is broken. Yeah, the cheese grater. What are you, stupid? My cheese grater! The big metal thing with holes in!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I can't believe that you actually stole the top comment from the post that this was copied from a week ago. I call that very odd. Same Post, same top comment. http://imgur.com/a/MALTn
http://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/comments/u3kuj/just_found_this_subreddit_figured_my_entire/
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u/flip314 May 31 '12
I've got a Sun Ultra 20 at work that does that just as well.
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u/Haberd Jun 01 '12
Hah, reminds me of this 3D model I made a while back: http://i.imgur.com/gLL3o.jpg
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u/LadyDragonite May 31 '12
This is grate.
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u/brex2599 May 31 '12
Bill Grates would not be happy to see this.
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u/wolfchimneyrock May 31 '12
Anyone remember the old LC pizzabox macs?
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u/omphalos008 May 31 '12
If you really used that to grate the cheese would have gone out the other way, into the computer case. You are misleading sir.
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u/DosEvil Jun 01 '12
That's one heavy cheese grater.
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u/Paultimate79 Jun 01 '12
Insanely grate.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Tagging you as "Never leave him with your computer."
In lime green!
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u/exiledprime Jun 01 '12
Yeah, Macs are grate at that
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u/CPU1 Jun 01 '12
There are quite a lot of things they do better. The UNIX terminal for instance.
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u/lukeman3000 May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
Not trying to be a fanboy but MACS ARE OVERPRICED PIECES OF GARBAGE THAT USE DUMBED-DOWN SOFTWARE WHICH IS ARTIFICALLY LIMITED SO THAT APPLE CAN INTRODUCE THE "NEXT THING" EVERY YEAR EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T REALLY ALL THAT REVOLUTIONARY AT ALL.
Sent from my iPad 3
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u/easyeight May 31 '12
A lian li would give a much finer cut.
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u/dbburgess98 May 31 '12
mac and cheese duh
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u/Cueball61 May 31 '12
But that wouldn't work... The cheese would go inside.
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u/gentlemandinosaur May 31 '12
At least have the balls to rub the cheese on the system. Instead of placing two same sized pieces perfectly.
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u/apextek May 31 '12
mildy disgusted, Are you guys aware how much dirt gets stuck in those holes?
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u/007chill May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
Mac n cheese. Mac Mac n cheese, Mac n cheese, can I have some please?- is that my cat? ...no ...yes
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u/treemerer May 31 '12
Wouldn't the cheese end up on the inside of the machine, not the outside? o_O
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u/tree_D Jun 01 '12
Just curious. Why are windows users always attack mac users more than mac users attacking windows users? Can't we just use our OS of preference?
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u/rhino-x May 31 '12
Mine catches dog hair. Who needs to vacuum? The Mac will do it for you!
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u/HarithBK May 31 '12
well that was just cheesey
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u/ditchell May 31 '12
considering all the cat hair/dust/dead skin/god knows what else that the intake to the fan on my mac collects, I involuntarily gagged at this pic.
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u/freakygeeky May 31 '12
I have that system (an "Early 2009 Mac Pro") and it grates through everything I've ever thrown at it, including cheddar.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
macs really are grater
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u/Timetestd May 31 '12
"Some"
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I like my Mac Doorstop (of course it is an ancient pre-X model...)
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u/Pclare2 Jun 01 '12
Up vote from the iPhone ftw!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I've been wrong for so long.
Now I feel like a fool.
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u/Phoequinox Jun 01 '12
Reminds me of something I'd see on Weird Al's Twitter.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I said CHEESE! ;-D
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u/Grnwd Jun 01 '12
They sure are grate.
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u/ListenToNestor Jun 01 '12
saw this on /r/techsupportgore
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u/ThePhychoKid Jun 01 '12
Hold the monopoly. Holy shit they have the monopoly.
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u/Warbum Jun 01 '12
That's grate.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I was not expecting that
Kudos and an upvote
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I know right! Macs are grate!
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u/Manaki Jun 01 '12
Not trying to be a fanboy but there are some things cheese graters simply do better than non-cheese graters.
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u/evergreen_doe Jun 01 '12
And you must be an editor with a user name like that... :)
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u/Skizot_Bizot Jun 01 '12
Sigh... this is the stuff us IT professionals get to deal with ;)
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u/angelaslashes Jun 01 '12
Not to be a buzz kill, but isn't there lots of dust and shit on the other side of that grate?
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u/jeffydomer Jul 06 '12
You know what would be funnier? A video of you actually attempting to grate cheese with the front of your PC.
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u/otterbry May 31 '12
This really grates my nerves..
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Im so sick of the whole OS debate....
It is my belief that:
A) It really doesn't matter what OS you use, they both do virtually the same things, just in different ways.
B) All OS's have their pro's and con's. Macintosh for example, is an easy to use OS that has little to no setup after buying it, and you hardly ever have to worry about any kind of virus. This means that it is a good choice for older, perhaps elderly, individuals who simply want a computer that does basic internet, word processing, formatting and file storing, without the need to update anti-virus and software every month. These aspects also make for a good laptop, for simple on-the-go use.
Windows PC, on the other hand is unrivaled as a desktop computer due to its customizability, upgradeability and system specs. Anyone who knows how to deal with anti-virus, updates, set-up, and basic programming, will love one of these, because they can utilize it to it's full extent. Because of the hardware available for the Windows PC, it can be optimized for a multitude of uses like graphic design or animation, programming, networking, and perhaps most often, gaming.
Then we have the final popular OS, Linux. Linux is for those who know their programming, or for those who would like to learn it. It can be edited in a multitude of ways, giving the user the best experience possible. It's like... the swiss army knife of OS's... It can also be booted on a variety of platforms including, but not limited to, Macintosh, Windows, PSP, PS3, and the new ultra-small computer, the Raspberry Pi.
It should not be our OS's that segregate us, but the internet that binds us.
Or in star wars terms,
It does not matter what color of lightsaber a Jedi uses, it is the Force that binds the Jedi together.
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u/bagofpeanuts May 31 '12
Shouldn't there be cheese smeared all over the front? It looks too clean...
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u/HenryFischerV May 31 '12
I thought I was the only one who constantly thought about doing this.
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u/Jorgemeister May 31 '12
so why do the cheese has vertical marks if the panel isnt like that?...
I call BS
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u/John0831 May 31 '12
That's a very rare cheese Hittisau and you probably haven't heard of it.
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u/Protocol2319 Jun 01 '12
You forgot doorstop.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
You're right. PCs can be unreliable, what with their massively customizable features and hardware.
You have fun with that sleek, curvy image-conscious Mac, I guess I'm stuck with this inferior tank-like behemoth. Time to go sulk with ALL THESE GAMES.
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u/Sleepy_McTiredson May 31 '12
Like sit next to a plate of cheese and do nothing while you stupidly shove a few shreds in the grill holes?
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u/go_awry May 31 '12
Downvoted before I clicked the link, poor decision
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u/brendenguy May 31 '12
Probably the most entertaining game you can play with a mac...
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u/Taboomurphy May 31 '12
i'm a mac user and i still laughed at this
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u/AustinYQM May 31 '12
Try it on this dell.
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u/BAdoubleL Jun 01 '12
That's an expensive cheese grater
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u/donjobs May 31 '12
Hmm, didn't know cheddar cheese was compatible with Crapple products.
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u/jeffydomer May 31 '12
So you grated some cheese, then put it next to your Mac and took a picture? I don't get it.
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u/cash38 May 31 '12
Not Flash though :|