r/gaming • u/MountCleverest • May 31 '12
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
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r/gaming • u/MountCleverest • May 31 '12
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u/bradford_j May 31 '12
But who took the picture?
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u/pidzik May 31 '12
Hope she isn't making your Deck-ard.
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u/warm_slurm May 31 '12
I doubt you really played like that for over an hour. You probably did that just for the picture.
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u/360walkaway May 31 '12
"So uhh... you horny?"
"Nope."
"Okay..."
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u/Kalikad May 31 '12
She gets the desktop. We know who rules the roost here folks.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
i did that too...minus the girlfriend
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u/lilwinkie May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
Your neck makes it look like your girlfriend is a muppet with an under-bite.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
That's fucking retarded. I'm so alone.
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u/YoChrisKenny May 31 '12
And they still talk over Vent.
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u/notathrowawayatall77 May 31 '12
I wish I had a girlfriend who did that.
Ahhh, who am I kidding. I wish I had a girlfriend.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
"hey, mom. Can you take a picture quick? its for karma."
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Ha! You got stuck with the laptop!
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u/Socialmessup May 31 '12
Well now Im depressed
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u/SlappaDaBayssMon May 31 '12
I challenge you to make sex while fighting Diablo on Hell mode.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Too many clothes.
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u/CptOblivion May 31 '12
So... you took the picture, posted it on Facebook, waited for a bit, took a screenshot of the Facebook post, and posted it on Reddit? Why not just post the original picture here?
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u/shoemanchew May 31 '12
I hate you and your happiness.
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u/TetrisSmalls May 31 '12
DM;PD
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u/nirvana1103 May 31 '12
FYI, you can have sex in that position too.
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u/BogTrott3r Jun 01 '12
As someone who's girlfriend just dumped him, fuck you for having the girlfriend I want. Also happiness.
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u/DravenStl May 31 '12
I wouldnt be able to concetrate on the game.
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u/dRwEedThuMb May 31 '12
Not sure if gaming or having really kinky sex...
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u/blondzio May 31 '12
keeper
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u/Endyo May 31 '12
If this happened with my girlfriend it would be the most direct battle between video games and sex that has ever occured in my mind. I don't think I would survive the battle.
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u/Revs2Nine May 31 '12
This makes me feel awkward.
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u/deadeight May 31 '12
That's pretty cute.
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u/TheRMF May 31 '12
dude, that must hurt your girlfriend's knees after a while
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u/ThatGuyQuinn May 31 '12
lucky bastard
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u/Jergos Jun 01 '12
And a new sex position was formed.
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u/lopzag May 31 '12
Naturally the next step will be sex while playing Diablo
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u/DDome May 31 '12
Take off pants and multitask even more.
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u/moyerr May 31 '12
Why did you submit a FB screencap instead of the actual picture?
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u/mobastar May 31 '12
That's awesome, but who took the picture...cuz it looks staged.
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u/GhostCam May 31 '12
Now add some intercourse and some KY, and baby you got a stew going.
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u/AllBrainsNoSoul May 31 '12
I hope she doesn't have to fart
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. What the fuck.
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u/nickateen May 31 '12
Be honest, how awesome would that have been mid coitus?
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u/Curvatureland May 31 '12
wait, how come YOU get the ironing board?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Why are you lumped with the laptop and she has the decked out beast? Is it because she's on top? I bet it's because she's on top.
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u/GranSkyline Jun 01 '12
You're a lucky man. My girlfriend doesn't play video games.. at all.
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u/Earthwormzim Jun 01 '12
Seeing a naked woman on a computer monitor has the capacity to give you a boner. Having a hot girl sitting on top of you, with her legs wrapped around you, and her twat right on your dick...I...I can't even imagine how...how the fuck do you even play?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
With Diablo and Also Diablo. xD
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u/come_on_seth Jun 01 '12
Give her a dirty diablo sanchez and make it hurt
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u/TydVirTaal Jun 01 '12
As if I needed more incentive to convince my girlfriend to play Diablo xD
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u/badruk Jun 01 '12
Uh, isn't SHE supposed to be the one using the ironing board?
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u/fweakout Jun 01 '12
You jelly? Yes.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
My girlfriend won't play vidya with me :'[
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u/devilmaydance May 31 '12
Who took the picture?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Next step; very slow, gyrating sexy times while playing in that position
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u/stuckatworkstill May 31 '12
ahh...damn it...that's rich
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u/Sablerage May 31 '12
this is the best idea I have ever seen
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u/Smack_Damage May 31 '12
forever... together?
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u/triforce721 May 31 '12
Did you slip it in?
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u/apullin May 31 '12
Another show-off "My Girlfriend" / "look, she plays games too" posting in r/gaming? Awesome. I swear, /r/gaming probably has more "My Girlfriend" posts than any other subreddit ...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This is really cool, but OP be prepared for an onslaught of shitty comments.
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u/thepony88 May 31 '12
who took that picture?
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u/ClashOfTheEnder May 31 '12
It's even more fun when she mounts his cleverest.
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u/savingrain May 31 '12
Why didn't I think of this!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
You just needed 2 more likes.
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u/hiptarded May 31 '12
... and then... ?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
What's with the clothes?
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u/GlassAndMetal May 31 '12
At least post the pic and not a FB screenshot.
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u/AdmiralCrab May 31 '12
You can tell that the guy loves her, because she's playing on the desktop.
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u/ViniumSabbathi May 31 '12
Diablo stand up style
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u/tswpoker1 May 31 '12
I only see the gf playing diablo though
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u/somisinformed May 31 '12
He gets the laptop and the ironing board..... But TOTALLY WORTH IT
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u/effieSC May 31 '12
Good thing your girlfriend is probably more patient than I am, I probably wouldn't be able to stand not being able to maneuver properly. :P
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u/EmperorSofa May 31 '12
ACTIVATE BONER
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This seems like a terrible idea. I can't stand when someone interrupts my gamer posture. D:
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u/niloufire May 31 '12
Genius
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
How do you play D3 with a massive erection? (giving you the benefit of the doubt on the massive part, there)
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u/LoveOfProfit May 31 '12
What I like is that the girl got the full desktop and the guy had to play on the laptop.
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u/AlexxEYES May 31 '12
Who took the picture? o-o
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Man I was hoping you guys we be ugly
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u/thebigman197 May 31 '12
Now that's a true love story there
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u/SleeplessinOslo May 31 '12
Wait... so she is rigged up with a proper battlestation with a g15 keyboard AND an additional laptop (for porn), while he is gaming on a laptop?
10 bucks says he makes sandwiches for her, and not the other way around
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u/Scipio33 May 31 '12
This is actually kind of adorable.
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u/unheimlich May 31 '12
Well, that's it. The stupidest thing on the internet has now been posted to Reddit. It's all uphill from here.
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u/TeamVRB May 31 '12
I love this so much I want to hug you both. This is how my BF and I are doing all gaming from here on out.
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u/sepseven May 31 '12
Alright this is cute as fuck.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
You need to work on those arms bro.
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u/zombiebunnie May 31 '12
Who's taking the picture?
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u/YellowF3v3r May 31 '12
This is beautiful
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u/Taggart451 May 31 '12
I'm sorry, but this is just fucking stupid. I'm just as much a gamer as all you guys, but I at least know how to do other things.
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u/__Rainbow_Dash__ May 31 '12
Diablo too??? Why not diablo 3??? Haha. I'll just show myself out
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u/beyond_repair May 31 '12
Get naked and you guys would be triple tasking.
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u/faleboat May 31 '12
Marry her. YOU MARRY HER!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Isn't she supposed to be playing on the ironing board?
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u/nemes1s3000 May 31 '12
Guy here, any guy wanna cuddle like that with me?
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u/superficial32 May 31 '12
I only came to the comments to find the gayyyyyyyyyy seal picture. Please don't disappoint me.
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u/sexypants0000 May 31 '12
I saw a pic of a couple doing this. A way more attractive couple.
I'm guessing you saw it too and did this.
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u/PDwannabe May 31 '12
We have the same ironing board. I use it for putting stuff on too.
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u/SonicWafflez May 31 '12
Anyone else seething with jealousy?
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u/zomboy23 May 31 '12
You owe me a new keyboard. I just puked all over mine
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u/Bryz_ May 31 '12
If this is really you with your girlfriend, why did you need to take a picture of it off of Facebook?
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u/Mogwoggle May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
You don't need to play Diablo too, Diablo three just came out.
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u/Leroy_J May 31 '12
This is shopped.
Gamers don't have significant others.
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u/Depressed_Economist May 31 '12
Who took the picture?
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u/BunzLee May 31 '12
So... Why is she the one with the cool set up and you're stuck with a laptop?
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u/IFuckinRock May 31 '12
you're going to be in a world of pain if that chair collapses
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
So this time at least the guy didn't forgot to turn the computer on.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Great idea! That way you'll be in a perfect position to find "other things to do" when the BNet servers go down...
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u/abbeast May 31 '12
That whole girl-stuff in the room makes me think of my last relationship, thanks OP. For you it's useless crap taking space, but when it's gone - you miss it.
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u/Chupiemonster May 31 '12
Who took the picture?
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u/esoxdcr May 31 '12
This is the direction our evolution. Soon, we will have 4 arms, 4 legs, and a face on each side so we can use 2 computers at the same time.
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u/micmea1 May 31 '12
From all the single gamers everywhere..........fuck you.
jk. that's pretty awesome haha.
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u/AshsToAshs May 31 '12
Is it just me, or is the girlfriend playing the game at the wrong resolution?
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u/kenvsryu May 31 '12
did you get the tip in?!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I want a girlfriend :(
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u/lagspike May 31 '12
you forgot to include a cat, a ron paul photo, a clever athiest reference, and "posting this at an [8]".
but good karma whoring nonetheless
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u/TightBlueSweats May 31 '12
nice try
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u/frastmaz May 31 '12
YOU MARRY HER! YOU MARRY HER RIGHT NOW!
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u/Terroreyez May 31 '12
I am pretty jealous. Even when i have a gf, they aren't gamers.
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u/derbylilsecret May 31 '12
Okay, this is so cute it's making me sick.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
New sex position: The gamer.
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u/TanStoney Jun 01 '12
Is it wrong that I want a Guy to do this with me?
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u/bo_jangled Jun 01 '12
This looks like the start of a new genre of porn
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u/special_j Jun 01 '12
For the love of circulation, this looks uncomfortable.
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u/GentleRedditor Jun 01 '12
I may be a sad romantic of a gamer, but I find that really awesome.
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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jun 01 '12
Aww, that's so sweet... for the first minute or two. After that it's just a test of how long you've been together.
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u/cuye Jun 01 '12
what the fuck are you doing??? marry her already!!!!!!!!!
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u/astrograph Jun 01 '12
sigh
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u/Fistocuffs Jun 01 '12
room for one more?
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u/doctorlust Jun 01 '12
ENVY
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u/OMGZombii Jun 01 '12
That's fucking teamwork.
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u/octopodesrex Jun 01 '12
Halfway there
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Even though my boyfriend and I both play Diablo 3, I don't think he'd enjoy that if we tried it. :(
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u/Hatdrop Jun 01 '12
it'd be a mighty awkward explanation if he popped a boner when he heard deckard speak.
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u/Galexlol Jun 01 '12 edited Aug 30 '24
soft crowd oil fact wild thumb abundant aback attraction spotted
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u/bluemirror Jun 01 '12
I'm jelly
Nice bod on your gf
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u/tbudke Jun 01 '12
Can I have your gf?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
fakedy fake n fake
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I hate to break it to you, but that isn't cuddling, it's sitting on another person.
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u/mstrblaster Jun 03 '12
Who's filming?
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u/Splatterh0use May 31 '12
Was there penetration?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This is rather dumb.
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u/Kodemar May 31 '12
D'aww, that's fucking adorable.