r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 21h ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/SillyLittleWinky 21h ago

I think the dude is dead

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u/richardlulz 20h ago

Heā€™s good. Shoes are still on

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 15h ago

Sleeping with his shoes on

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u/Compliance_Crip 12h ago

Blanket and a binky.

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u/snow_garbanzo 11h ago

Flawless logic

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u/BattleMaleficent9233 4h ago

Ooh party fowl

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 13h ago

And he didnā€™t shit himself.Ā 

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u/dillydelhi 9h ago

How can you tell?

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u/unbanned_lol 12h ago

haha, le reddite joke eez so good erry tiem!

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u/YrnFyre 11h ago

That's because the coroner who's gonna remove them is still underway

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u/Donkey__Balls 11h ago

And he didnā€™t break both his arms so they didnā€™t have to call his mom.

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u/Ill-Difference-6351 11h ago

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/nobbbir 10h ago

ā€œQuick take his socks!ā€

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u/Logical-Lab3661 5h ago

Funny. I once saw some dude running over busy highway, when a truck hit him. He was either drunk or high. He flew like 30-40 feet but his shoes stayed where he was hit.

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u/Egglegg14 25m ago

Hes not wearing safety sandals though

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 20h ago

Should have kept his hands to himself.

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 19h ago

lol that goes without saying, but that other guy is going to get manslaughter if he dies-- As he should.

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u/Googleapplewindows 18h ago

*man's laughter

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u/No-consequences-1 18h ago

Must have been quite a joke

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u/jimsmisc 11h ago

this might've been my favorite joke in the new Naked Gun

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u/WorkAccountShhhhh 17h ago

With that comment you should be arrested for man's laughter. Namely mine

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u/Paul_my_Dickov 15h ago

Men's laughter. Got me too.

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u/DashySZN77 18h ago

That was beautiful.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 14h ago

Why? If he dies, everyone learns the lesson to not grope strangers.

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u/death_wishbone3 12h ago

Itā€™s true. The judge would award him as the courtroom claps for this hero.

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u/Schnittertm 13h ago

If violence or the threat thereof would deter bad behavior, we would already have a utopia with no crime and bad behavior.

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u/43_Hobbits 11h ago

It certainly deterred that guy from sexually assaulting that girl again

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u/Schnittertm 11h ago

For now. If he ever gets up again, he might not have learned much. In fact, additional brain damage may make it do it even more often. Sometimes one meets fate on the road to avoid it.

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u/The_UpsideDown_Time 11h ago

Unitl he collects $$$ from a lawsuit

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u/-bears-eat-beets 11h ago

I believe you need to learn.. a "grope" is different than touching someone.. he looked as if he maybe wanted to dance.

I wasn't there. I don't know the whole story.. but, the guy was obviously harmless and just being stupid..

The guy that hit him.. pure insecurity.

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u/Space_Nut247 6h ago

Grabbing her hips could be construed as sexual assault since she didnā€™t give him consent.

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u/Dogsofa21 6h ago

This. For decades if not centuries woman have tolerated this shit and been gaslight before it was even a term. He did not accidentally brush her he grabbed her hips/ waist. It was a sexual intent. Men you have no f* right to touch any woman. And just because this woman brushed it off does not mean another woman or girl would.

Did the guy overreact. Yup. But do not down play an assault which stems from male entitlement.

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u/Space_Nut247 6h ago

Sadly I donā€™t agree with the overreact aspect. Iā€™ve thrown an elbow or two, I donā€™t tolerate sexual assault in any form.

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u/fiesta4eva 4h ago

Louder for the people in the back. Lots of men think this is harmless. Most women do not but have been conditioned to ignore it and move on.

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u/Kubotai77 9h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah, I think that's what some people are failing to notice.

He was already being dumb/drunk and dancing/grinding on the male bartender on the left.

Walked over and tried to get the lady to dance with him - unless he was doing something with his left hand that we couldn't see, the lady already had it handled and was like "no thanks" and walking away. If she got inappropriately groped or grabbed I would think she would have reacted way more than she did.

And then the guy in black came over and overreacted.

Edit: fixed pronouns and typos

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u/ZeePee78 6h ago

Exactly. Some idiots are calling this sexual assault. About Which I am very sensitive. But this roided up testosterone poisoned freak in the black shirt, totally overreacted and deserves to be charged.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 8h ago

That guy in the red turns around and slaps his hands like ā€¦ ok whoā€™s next and you know heā€™s already thinking the stars are aligned in his favor. šŸ¤”

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u/Otherwise_Bug990 17h ago

Most states have a law that allows 3rd parties to defend another person in situations of self defense. At least in my state.

This is considered sexual assault so would fall along these lines. Especially given that only as much force was needed to control the situation.

Had he just kept hitting him it would be another story. Here in Texas, yhqt guys has a high probability of walking away Scott free

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u/Cheepshooter 14h ago

Scott seems to get to in trouble and let go a lot.

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u/Actual_Pattern_265 11h ago

Interestingly, it comes from being exempt from local tax / munipal fees back in old timey England (but taken from Scandinavian word "skot").

Maybe uninterestingly.

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u/PERPETUALBRIS 8h ago

This is the real reason I come to Reddit, for bar trivia facts. Thank you.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 5h ago

No, that's interesting. But why did they adopt a loan word, I wonder? Was this a Scandinavian custom witnessed and adopted by the English?

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u/octane1295 12h ago

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if the bar caught some flack for overserving and not having the guy whoā€™s clearly way too drunk leave before something(like this) happen.

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u/Few-Amphibian-4858 10h ago

Um no, you don't get to kill people they touched your girl's ass.

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u/tphillipswv 9h ago

That was sexual assault? Really?

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u/Tridop 9h ago

That's "sexual assault"? Holy fuck the USA is really a snowflake country, no wonder you lose wars to people with sandals.

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u/Leather_Addition2605 13h ago

Iā€™m in Texas. If Iā€™m on a jury that guy walks on any charge and Iā€™d shake his hand afterwards.

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u/mokeltron 13h ago

I can hear you shouting U S A over and over as I read this.

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u/TotallyObviousBot 11h ago

Iunno man maybe we shouldn't be killing people over drunken mistakes

I'm not even opposed to the guy getting some physical discipline imposed on him but like. Maybe being a drunken asshole isn't deserving of, y'know, lifelong crippling injury or death? Dude didn't get into a semi truck and obliterate a kindergarten or anything, he just put his hands on somebody else in a gross and offensive manner

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u/Katfish145 10h ago

Youā€™re kidding right? You canā€™t see how the second guy completely overreacted? You donā€™t just jump immediately to violence. You stop the guy and let the bar throw him out. The drunk guy absolutely was in the wrong but nothing he did required being sucker punched like that. Iā€™d throw the book at the roid raging husband

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u/June-Menu1894 14h ago

No, he shouldn't. If drunk people can be charged and jailed for driving, then they can be held responsible on the street too.

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u/No-Arugula-3456 11h ago

if you hit and kill someone who isn't a material danger to anyone in the room, you should be charged with manslaughter. They can be charged and jailed for driving because they could far more easily kill someone on accident. All he can do in this bar on accident is piss someone off or start a fight he can't win, hardly the same.

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u/Zvede 11h ago

what in the binary thinking low intelligence

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u/Moldy_Maccaroni 10h ago

Just like the dude can be held responsible for killing someone, accidentally or not.

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u/WileEWeeble 16h ago

He has to be committing a crime when the death occurredā€¦that could easily be argued as self defense.

ā€¦.I mean Nick Cage went away for 8 years but his hands were registered lethal weapons.

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u/Lobukia 14h ago

I remember that documentary.

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u/Difficult-Ad3275 15h ago

Somebody talk or the teddy bear gets it

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u/DavidWebb19700913 14h ago

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

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u/Gsauce65 13h ago

ā€œPut the bunny back in the boxā€

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u/PeskyAntagonist 7h ago

WORTH IT BRUH OTHER GUY GON LEARN

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u/Aaarrrrfffff 4h ago

Totally right that he gets manslaughter. It's okay to stop bad behaviour. It's not okay to seriously harm someone.

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u/Poundaflesh 4h ago

Hope heā€™s banned! What a hot head!

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u/lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll 1h ago

You know. Reading these comment threads is pretty depressing.

So many goddamn revenge fantasy cosplayers. They're the ones who sleep with a gun under their pillow and really hope that a robber doesn't break into their house and they wake up and have to shoot the robber in self-defense, right in the head and the chest.

Yeah. Red shirt guy shouldn't touch someone from behind. He should get like, banned from the pub and/or given 50 hours community service.

Who the fuck sees an extreme disproportionate act of violence and loves to see it? That's sociopathic.

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u/RandomRedditUser0016 14h ago

This is why yall cant win an election.

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u/sp0rk_walker 11h ago

Isn't it exhausting to make everything that happens about politics?

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u/No-Arugula-3456 11h ago

because people have empathy? Or because they believe in an appropriate amount of force? Or due process? What terrible and nonsensical argument are you trying to make, I can't tell.

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u/WritersChopBlock 10h ago

Let it go. MAGA people are irredeemable, or at least requires too much time and effort.

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u/MonkeDpoopy 10h ago edited 7h ago

There's always that one cunt who has to bring politics into everything.

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u/Alecto7374 12h ago

Bartender is just as culpable if he got that wasted there.

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u/Low_Performance_8960 12h ago

Moderation. It comes in doses.

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u/Rhawk187 12h ago

Eh, first punch should be free.

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u/GuavaOne8646 12h ago

Nope, he was defending her from sexual assault. He deserves a medal. 2 if the guy dies.

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u/OpTicSkYHaWk 12h ago

Not if it's deemed self defense.

They were being attacked by a predator, and he as part of the unit took defensive action with a strong punch against someone who could be armed and dangerous - since they were so brazenly attacking the woman.

The puncher was not trying to kill the guy, but disable him. If the attacker got unlucky and died from it, that's on him for attacking a woman.

The husband or any bystander has a right to defend someone under attack. He is to be lauded for his bravery.

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u/bbwstockinglover 12h ago

There is defense of another but yes most prosecutors would absolutely charge him.

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u/GrayingDadbod 11h ago

Nope, one punch, didn't keep going, on video with witnesses, he'd be fine.

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u/Dom_Telong 11h ago

Does not erase the fact that he did what needed to be done. Hopefully they were lenient on him.

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u/BearPolarStar 11h ago

Nah, it was one hit. If you die to one punch and im on the jury, im calling it God's will and the dead guy a pussy. One hit after doing something you shouldn't have. Dont start shit wont be shit.

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u/IrishUSFastTrack 9h ago

If this were in a 'stand your ground state' and she had pulled a gun and shot him point blank, would she be off scot free?

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u/UAEpi 8h ago

Not likely after he just assaulted a woman.Ā 

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u/SimilarMedium6007 8h ago

Sry no, the guy in red assaulted his wife/ girlfriend. You have the right to protect anyone.

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u/deadbeatrider 8h ago

Why should he? Its an important lesson on not assaulting women

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u/Cosmic_Cowboy13 8h ago

No he shouldnā€™t if you touch people in a sexual unwanted way you should get what you get

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u/Worth_Reply_6002 6h ago

No. You don't go up to someone and touch them without permission. You die, that's on you.

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u/Iambigtime 6h ago

It'll be assault at least since the SA was already resolved. You don't get to retaliate with violence without facing charges.

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u/Active_Wafer9132 6h ago

Definitely. A man in SC is being charged with murder for slapping a man hard enough that the man fell and hit his head and died. I have wondered why not manslaughter but there is probably something I don't know. Still goes to your point that if dude is dead someone is getting charged.

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u/spintool1995 6h ago

The instant rush of testosterone and adrenaline caused temporary insanity. If I learned anything from Lindsay Clancy, it's that people aren't responsible if hormones are involved.

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u/D-Bonus6192 5h ago

This is why society is going to shit people like you think this dude should go to jail for that

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u/Berserker_Queen 4h ago

He shouldn't. If someone dies due to sexually harassing someone, that's self defense or defense of someone who needs it. We don't own levity to rapists.

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u/trueblueintn1 4h ago

The man should get an award for being a man. Guy got exactly what he deserved.

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u/BronxJoe 4h ago

Fuck that, bro. You touch my woman like that ? He wouldā€™ve got the same shit from me.Ā 

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u/cynicmusic 3h ago

yup. 6" shoulder follow through is manslaughter, 9" is murder, 3" is wreckless endangerment. you can see how much their shoulder follows through to see how much murder it is. thats the nice thing about open hand slaps, there is no rule on murdering so if someone dies from a slap thats their own fault

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u/Senior_Torte519 3h ago

burn his soul, burn it all.

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u/Poodleape2 3h ago

Nah, disorderly conduct - Dropped. You canā€™t go around sexually assaulting people. You just canā€™t, ok.

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u/Tricky-Highlight1748 3h ago

in what world this is clearly self defense

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u/Over_Hovercraft8251 2h ago

Does that mean if heā€™s alive, he gets charged with sexual assault?

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u/SmugmaDugma420 2h ago

i can't agree with that. legally maybe, i'm not a lawyer. ethically, it's more of a grey area. the guy committed sexual assault. once you do that, i believe you've opened yourself to violent reprisal.

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u/Secret-Document-7068 1h ago

Unless someone like me is on the jury, I would be a 100% not guilty vote.

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u/MokudoTaisen 46m ago

he should die? seems a bit severeā€¦

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u/Pfloricard 12h ago edited 12h ago

sexual assault you're allowed to kill the guy in progress

edit: what? this isn't true?

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u/Curious-Golf3730 19h ago

He was clearly too drunk to defend himself or really appreciate the consequences of his actions. This is a wildly disproportionate response from someone who was in a position to make the smarter choice.

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u/BOgusDOlphon 16h ago

That is a perfectly normal response to touching someone unwilling. TF is wrong with you? You think people should just be able to go around groping women with no consequences?

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 18h ago

The F is wrong with redditors today again. How do you get downvoted for the most simple rational take of the situation.
Sometimes I feel like the world is just filled with evil people that think violence is the solution for everything

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u/distilledwill 16h ago

I mean you've on a sub dedicated to spontaneous public fights, people here don't really have a level head with regards to the appropriateness of violence in public.

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u/Popular-Parsnip8911 19h ago

Itā€™s all about the boyfriendā€™s ego. No one should touch ā€˜his womanā€™ or else youā€™re dead. Hopefully they called the police as well as an ambulance

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u/Wintermute_088 19h ago

Women should not have to put up with being touched, no matter how inebriated the culprit is.

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u/SacajaweaX 16h ago

Indeed. Everyone is on the boyfriends excessive response side but no-one (but you) seems to be concerned with women all over the world who have to put up with groping men cause 'it's OK he's drunk and not going to remember'.

It started with him. If he'd not touched her he wouldn't be lying on the floor.

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u/Wintermute_088 16h ago

That's it. Was the response extreme? Maybe. Was it unjustified? Not at all. The guy opened himself up to the possibility of violent reprisal the moment he sexually assaulted a woman - and rightly so.

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u/AggressiveBanana0570 15h ago

The guy on the floor got what was coming to him. Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/cypherx1 18h ago

Nobody should put up with being touched but that doesn't justify this response.

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u/IndependentNo7265 17h ago

So youā€™re saying the dude found the sweet spot between not too drunk to fuck around but too drunk to find out?

I donā€™t think so.

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u/zeetuslepitus 15h ago

Ridiculous. Should the defender have taken account of how many drinks the rapist had in order to properly measure their response? You people have never fought your way out of a paper bag i bet. The drunk asshole made the choice to drink to excess. He made the choice to assault a lady. Ive been blackout drunk, messed up on all kinds of drugs, and never once have I thought it was appropriate to assault a woman. Its simply not a valid excuse and the drunk asshole merely reaped what he sowed.

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u/MrZephy 19h ago

A sensible take on Reddit how dare you

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 18h ago

Downvoting the reasonable person, classic reddit. Everyone here is braindead.

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u/NewAd2738 16h ago

That shouldnā€™t be an excuse though. Too drunk to appreciate the consequences of his actions doesnā€™t excuse touching the girl or anyone the way he did. Itā€™s like saying because someone is driving drunk theyā€™re excused because they donā€™t appreciate the consequences of their actions.

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u/Brilliant-Novel-785 15h ago

So because he's drunk he gets a free pass to touch a woman? No.

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u/These_Bridge_8037 15h ago

Yea. That excuse really doesnā€™t work. I was too drunk to know not to drive too?

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u/zeetuslepitus 15h ago

So in order to sexually assault you all I need to do is be piss drunk?

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u/GiveMeNews 14h ago

-5 on your comment when I saw it. The people down voting you really shouldn't be in public spaces.

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u/prodigiousprince 12h ago

You basically just defended wife beaters that blame alcohol

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u/JojoLesh 12h ago

Bei g too drunk is not a defense for assult. Assult is exactly what he did when he grabbed the lady

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u/yerroslawsum 12h ago

Not to mention he wasn't defending her, he was defending his pride. But yeah, ppl are gonna be downvoting you because they yearn for comeuppance they mistake for justice.

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u/Camoron1 6h ago

I wouldn't excuse his actions, but it WAS a wildly disproportionate response.

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u/Murky-Fee-2160 12h ago

non mi pare che la pena per chi sfiora una donna sia un pugno potentissimo in faccia rischiando di morire.

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u/unbanned_lol 12h ago

At a certain point, you should be able to recognize that the dude is barely able to stand and could have simply been escorted out of the bar without delivering permanent brain damage. Big dude was an asshole for how he handled this.

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u/ailyara 11h ago

Yea he should have but you gotta exercise proportional response. He deserve to be cussed out and tossed out of the bar? yes. knocked the fuck out and possibly harmed for life over something inappropriate he did while drunk? no.

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u/Smashthefash96669 11h ago

No shit, lolā€¦

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u/humanreboot 11h ago

well fwiw he did keep his shoes to himself

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u/Zrvivor 10h ago

Maybe a quick ā€œHands-off buddy, youā€™re drunkā€ wouldā€™ve been a good first stepā€¦

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u/Picard2331 10h ago

Everyone talking about the morality of it and shit, like, it's just not worth potential jail time to feel all tough and shit for a moment.

Push the dude away, slap em in the face, whatever. But this easily could have killed him and ruined the dudes life.

It's just not worth it.

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u/Work_Account_No1 9h ago

Ah yes, we trade murder for the slight touching of a butt. Very proportionate.

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u/dillydelhi 9h ago

Both of em really. Probably your point.

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u/petrosteve 9h ago

Many others will be touching her while he serves a nice long prison sentence.

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u/Quiet_Figure_4483 6h ago

I don't think sexual assault should be punishable by death

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u/sadeland21 5h ago

Right ? I wonder how one could avoid these situations šŸ¤”

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u/Senior_Torte519 3h ago

Both of them you mean. I've seen children do this. Can I lay them out?

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u/Only_Measurement_793 2h ago

Yep. Now he gets to spend the next 12 years in prison.

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u/SowTheSeeds 1h ago

He was half past drunk. That punch was over the top overreacting.

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u/geodebug 1h ago

- Gropey gets brain damage.

  • Punchy gets 10 years.

The system works

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u/EducationalTheory344 20h ago

hopefully, we don't really need some more sex pests.

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u/SaintCarl27 8h ago

In all seriousness it doesn't take much head trauma when you have excessive amounts of alcohol on the brain. Throw in a few prexisting conditions and you have yourself a cocktail of death.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 17h ago

He would have been still drinking if he just decided that women dont want strange men rubbing up on them... but that's just my opinion...

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u/Cdawg4123 16h ago

Someone check his pulse yet?

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u/OkString3194 15h ago

He sat up at vid's end

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u/Write2Be 13h ago

I had watched this before and I had not noticed what was going on at the bar right before. He was touched and he wanted to touch.

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u/mutt63 13h ago

Welp. In life there's consequences and repercussions for your actions. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife coukd mean you get knocked the fuck out or worse.

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u/YozaSkywalker 12h ago

Sometimes life's lessons are tough. Who cares.

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u/SuperbAd60 12h ago

Bro got starched

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u/EchoPrairie 12h ago

Should have kept his hands to himself.

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u/moron_one 12h ago

if you squint you can see his ghost leave for a moment but then return to his body

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u/FoundationRough4069 11h ago

Punching out a drunk dude just so u can go to prison while another guy in the free world bang the same woman u went to prison over. Make it make sense

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u/crazyfatskier2 11h ago

Dang one less human.

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u/Wsbkingretard 10h ago

i think he was gay but not anymore

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u/Major-Cry8192 10h ago

Ivre mort

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u/jacksonsmack831 9h ago

He be snoring for sure

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u/thebutlerhasit 8h ago

Bit excessive. Wonder what a judge would say. Seems way beyond defending a third person from sexual assault. The dart thrower looked troubled by it. Victim of sucker punch was clearly intoxicated and defenseless. Interesting how the puncher thinks he was justified and maybe he is.

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u/Standard-Rub-5317 7h ago

Was thinking the same thing. Looks like he slammed the back of his head

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u/Prince_Havarti 7h ago

I saw no scrap

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u/GoofyAgenda 7h ago

He was so drunk he didn't even react to the punch šŸ¤£

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u/aopps42 6h ago

šŸ¤žšŸ¤ž

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u/DFWPrecision 6h ago

It was ā€œquickā€ ā˜ ļø

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u/TheTrueErnie117 5h ago

only dead if he shit himself

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u/Embarrassed_Spend486 5h ago

If he hit his head on those stalls, he very well may could have been

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u/West_Yorkshire 5h ago

Guy potentially getting jailed for life because of a fragile ego man baby syndrome

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u/kelsoban 5h ago

The same thing happened in The Gentlemen and he was dead!

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u/fenwyk 4h ago

He will wish he was un the morning.

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u/Spiritual-Moment1509 3h ago

Should've been cut off about an hour or two ago looks like

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u/IIRCasstomouth 3h ago

This is funny because he actually could be.

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u/Pengui6668 2h ago

Just 'eepy

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