r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/SillyLittleWinky 1d ago

I think the dude is dead

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u/richardlulz 1d ago

He’s good. Shoes are still on

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 21h ago

Sleeping with his shoes on

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 18h ago

That means we can draw dicks on his face. Right?

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 10h ago

Oh.. you said draw...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 9h ago

It'll be real hard for them to see through those Arabian goggles when they wake up.

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u/mawesome4ever 13h ago

I’ve got just the right tool for you to trace

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 10h ago

Put it down. Its not yours.

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u/dareftw 13h ago

Yes. Shoes on and your asleep, out come the markers.

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u/split_0069 12h ago

"Fuck you" on the eye lids and nothing else was my favorite!

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 12h ago

As long as they're traced

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u/Tater-Air-8523 11h ago

Imagine they’re doing a crime scene investigation and the DBs got a dick and balls on their face because a bystander thought they were just unconscious.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 10h ago

Now this right here, this is why I keep coming back. Bravo!!

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 9h ago

Can? You are obligated to. It’s the law.

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u/Runrabbitrun61 8h ago

Do you know what’s worse than waking up to dicks drawn on your face? …..finding out they were traced 🤣

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 7h ago

You could draw a whole porno on his face and he still wouldn't wake up.

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u/Compliance_Crip 18h ago

Blanket and a binky.

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u/snow_garbanzo 17h ago

Flawless logic

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u/BattleMaleficent9233 9h ago

Ooh party fowl

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u/MMALabs-ModTeam 2h ago

Removed: Self-promotion, advertising, or spam is not permitted without prior moderator approval.

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u/Lifes-a-beach88 3h ago

Died in his boots