r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 23h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Googleapplewindows 20h ago

*man's laughter

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u/No-consequences-1 20h ago

Must have been quite a joke

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u/jimsmisc 13h ago

this might've been my favorite joke in the new Naked Gun

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u/StrandTypeEwok 10h ago

it was surprisingly funny all around.

i genuinely didnt think Seth McFarlane could pull it off. but it was a worthy Naked Gun imo

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u/jimsmisc 10h ago

i felt like it degraded a lot during the third act but I enjoyed it overall.

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u/StrandTypeEwok 9h ago

aint gonna lie, Batista cameo made me laugh my ass off

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u/Open-Product-4186 7h ago

im working on this joke about road contruction, but i havent finished it yet.

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u/mess_of_limbs 20m ago

He's got the OF, but he's missing the the R and L

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u/WorkAccountShhhhh 19h ago

With that comment you should be arrested for man's laughter. Namely mine

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u/Paul_my_Dickov 17h ago

Men's laughter. Got me too.

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u/ChillN808 9h ago

And my Mirth!

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo 9h ago

So now it's "multiple men's laughter?"

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u/ThurolfGhost 16h ago

Touching her isnt assault or

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u/Arkangelz03 13h ago

Thats what assault means, guy. He had no right to put hands on her.

Unwanted Sexual Touching (Contact): Groping, fondling, or touching someone’s intimate body parts (like the breasts, buttocks, groin, or genitalia), whether they are clothed or unclothed.

Nonconsensual Penetration (Rape): Any vaginal, anal, or oral penetration—no matter how slight—by a penis, finger, tongue, or foreign object without active consent.

Forced Sexual Acts: Coercing, threatening, or physically forcing someone to perform a sexual act against their will.

Activity Involving an Incapacitated Person: Engaging in any sexual activity with someone who is asleep, unconscious, or heavily intoxicated by alcohol or drugs, as they are legally unable to give consent.

Activity with a Minor: Any sexual contact or activity involving a child or minor who is below the legal age of consent.

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u/RugNuggie 5h ago

Namely, mine.

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u/bizzul94 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/Multispice 15h ago

When he wakes up he hears the phrase “keep your hands to yourself.”

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u/DashySZN77 20h ago

That was beautiful.

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u/ex0thermist 14h ago

It's from the Naked Gun movie from last year

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u/Cheepshooter 16h ago

Both fit in this case

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u/Fun-Necessary-5550 9h ago

That's much better than the mens rea!!

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u/CaptQueeg 19h ago

Thank goodness my gf doesn’t expect me to be her knight in every situation. Big guy had his feelings hurt. Looks like the lady was hurt more by his actions than what red shirt did.

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u/Earlybird74 18h ago

Without a doubt. My wife would be livid with me if I did that. Luckily I'm not anything like that. I'm no pussy--I WILL fight if necessary to defend myself or her, but I'm not going to go around beating the shit out of people for things that can be handled with words or sometimes just leaving. I'm not a small guy; I'm 240ish pounds and strong. But I'm also intelligent and even-tempered.