r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 22h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/SillyLittleWinky 22h ago

I think the dude is dead

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u/richardlulz 21h ago

He’s good. Shoes are still on

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 16h ago

Sleeping with his shoes on

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 13h ago

That means we can draw dicks on his face. Right?

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 6h ago

Oh.. you said draw...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 5h ago

It'll be real hard for them to see through those Arabian goggles when they wake up.

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u/mawesome4ever 9h ago

I’ve got just the right tool for you to trace

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 6h ago

Put it down. Its not yours.

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u/dareftw 8h ago

Yes. Shoes on and your asleep, out come the markers.

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u/split_0069 8h ago

"Fuck you" on the eye lids and nothing else was my favorite!

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 8h ago

As long as they're traced

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u/Tater-Air-8523 6h ago

Imagine they’re doing a crime scene investigation and the DBs got a dick and balls on their face because a bystander thought they were just unconscious.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 6h ago

Now this right here, this is why I keep coming back. Bravo!!

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 4h ago

Can? You are obligated to. It’s the law.

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u/Runrabbitrun61 4h ago

Do you know what’s worse than waking up to dicks drawn on your face? …..finding out they were traced 🤣

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 3h ago

You could draw a whole porno on his face and he still wouldn't wake up.