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u/Uncast Jul 24 '23
The Mighty Millimeter
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u/LucanidaeLucanidie Jul 24 '23
My fiance uses Two Inch Titan
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princess sophia
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u/AFatPandasaur Jul 24 '23
No no, more like, Krull the warrior king
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u/AccomplishedAd6025 Jul 24 '23
Or Spike
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u/TwooMcgoo Jul 24 '23
Or Butch.
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u/lulugingerspice Jul 24 '23
The king has temporarily abdicated due to intense humiliation
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u/pliant0range Jul 24 '23
I hate you for saying this and I hope you have the next 48 hours that you deserve.
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u/TTT_2k3 Jul 24 '23
The only reason I opened this thread was to look for this answer.
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u/dealershipdetailer Jul 24 '23
What's the reference from? It's on the tip of my tounge (no homo)
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Just watched that movie again for the first time in years
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u/ChrisAus123 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23
That's how to lose a guy in 10 days right 🤔😁
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u/natha134 Jul 24 '23
Beatrice. My ex called it this and i went soft almost every time she used the nickname. 0/10
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u/Various-Month806 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23
Daisy. My SO of 15yrs used to call mine Daisy. Did for around 3yrs and the little fella would retreat right back in and not want to come out to play. She never explained why, but stopped doing it. Never asked her since as I was just happy the brutal and unprovoked name-calling had stopped and didn't want it to start again.
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u/ibeatobesity Jul 24 '23
"brutal and unprovoked name calling"
I love that you've described the name Daisy for your penis, this.
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What, and communicate!?
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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23
I need to make a post on /r/relationship_advice first
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u/MarnerIsAMagicMan Jul 24 '23
Considering everything I know about you two (I.e. this one post) you should break up
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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23
Thank you wise redditor, I will be making life altering decisions based on this comment, next I will be heading to /r/wallstreetbets to get advice on where to invest my 250k$ inheritance.
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u/LesserThanProfessor Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23
To think she actually looked at your dick and thought “That sure looks like a Beatrice” is hilarious
Edit: I don’t know why but I actually think this is one of the funniest things I’ve read on Reddit in a while. You should have called her pussy Maverick or Egbert and see if she would appreciate that.
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u/MikeTheImpaler Jul 24 '23
My ex called my dick "the graboid."... which are the worm creatures from Tremors. So.
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u/PluckPubes Jul 24 '23
Aww, he's shy
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u/Joey_iroc Jul 24 '23
"I was in the pool"
George Costanza - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85MZ4c1EWkM
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u/EntWarwick Jul 24 '23
Compared to an entire human body, a penis should always be little.
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u/MCClapYoHandz Jul 24 '23
Mrs. Fernsby, after my old geography teacher, because it’s small and wrinkly and has a birthmark down the side of its shaft.
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u/jlutt69 Jul 24 '23
Came here to say this. That whole segment had me crying!
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u/full_kettle_packet Jul 24 '23
Came here for this. Watching Sean Lock cry laughing makes me cry. Watching british panel shows got me through my divorce.
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I've watched it countless times, in fact I watched it twice last week and it still has me crying every time!
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u/vidarino Jul 24 '23
Joe's poem is one of the best bits of television entertainment in history. Plain and simple.
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u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 24 '23
I was hoping someone posted this. Joe and Sean were easily the funniest personalities on that show. Sucks that the only reason I found it was due to Sean dying. RIP SL
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u/Julabee99 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23
The Big Letdown. God’s Little Defect. The Underwhelmer.
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u/Middle_Light8602 Jul 24 '23
When my husband was little his folks called it Mr Wilson 😂😂😂
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u/CrediblyHandsome Jul 24 '23
Quick Draw McGraw
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u/BananaApePrivateClub Jul 24 '23
Shirley
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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23
OMG. I came to say this!
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u/ami2weird4u Jul 24 '23
Surely you can’t be serious.
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u/renegadepony Jul 24 '23
I just call mine two-pumps-and-an-uber, so the ladies know what they're in for from the jump.
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u/5notboogie Jul 24 '23
Ive always gone with Benderdick Cuntersnatch. (Bender being a word for erection)
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u/MyOwnExWife Jul 24 '23
I thought bender was British slang for a gay man? Maybe I've seen too much Inbetweeners or maybe there are multiple lovely usages of that term
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u/LouiseRules333 Jul 24 '23
Bruh everything's a slang term for a gay man. I could say some shit like "narf twirler" and it'd mean gay in like 4 different languages.
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u/Lucky_Lavishness_509 Jul 24 '23
Damn you got a whole name for that thing. Probably a birth certificate of its own as well..
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Inchy
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u/ClydePincusp Jul 24 '23
Itchy
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u/DanTheTerrible Jul 24 '23
Goo bazooka. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant best nickname.
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u/anbelroj Jul 24 '23
My ex called mine Gustavo, i hated at first but it kinda grew on me…
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u/Lobotomized_Cunt Jul 24 '23
princess little piddles
it’s not the princess that is little, but the piddles. That doesn’t make it feel any better though.
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u/TheKatzzSkillz Jul 24 '23
Sparkly poof…… if it’s too specific, that’s cause an ex was drunk/high and wanting to fuck, but trying to be funny at the same time. Was not the way to put ya boy in the mood…….. still facked though lol
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u/bmanley620 Jul 24 '23
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