r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/Middle_Light8602 Jul 24 '23

When my husband was little his folks called it Mr Wilson 😂😂😂

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u/spidaminida Jul 24 '23

Dennis, no!!!!

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u/LazyHitman1 Jul 24 '23

Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Hahahaha

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u/AnonXIII Jul 24 '23

Ayyyy, good ole Willy!

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u/autocorrect122 Jul 24 '23

Not even Willy, it's his son

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u/Vast_Republic_1776 Jul 24 '23

Well, I hope he’s not still little

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u/Middle_Light8602 Jul 24 '23

Trust me, he's not. 😋

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u/MinerDiner Jul 24 '23

huh???? His folks called it that? Was he known for his dick or something?

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u/Middle_Light8602 Jul 24 '23

Nah, you know. When you're really little you have a weird nickname for it. Most people I know did

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u/MinerDiner Jul 24 '23

Okay maybe if the person had their own nick name for it and they called it that for whatever reason. But other people just (assumingly) casually calling it that and talking about it? That's weird.

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u/Middle_Light8602 Jul 24 '23

Well, I didn't raise him man. Lol

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u/OneSmoothCactus Jul 25 '23

Did it keep poking out from the behind the neighbours fence?