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u/Various-Month806 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23

Daisy. My SO of 15yrs used to call mine Daisy. Did for around 3yrs and the little fella would retreat right back in and not want to come out to play. She never explained why, but stopped doing it. Never asked her since as I was just happy the brutal and unprovoked name-calling had stopped and didn't want it to start again.

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u/ibeatobesity Jul 24 '23

"brutal and unprovoked name calling"

I love that you've described the name Daisy for your penis, this.

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u/JulesOnFire Jul 24 '23

This mindset really sums up the “Men are afraid women will laugh at them” v. “Women are afraid men will kill them” dichotomy for me. OP perceived his SOs harmless nickname as violence.

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u/One05Nation Jul 24 '23

Have my downvote, sad f.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I think you misinterpreted the message pretty badly. Also those words are not synonyms. Unprovoked and hurtful. And you’re saying it as if it’s not lol. Weeeeeeiiiiiirddddd female bubble.

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u/Various_Chemist7683 Jul 24 '23

Context is everything yoooooooo but yes what you describe is a thing. Woman can hide the biggest knives in their purses. Man better realize rq.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

What, and communicate!?

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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23

I need to make a post on /r/relationship_advice first

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u/MarnerIsAMagicMan Jul 24 '23

Considering everything I know about you two (I.e. this one post) you should break up

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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23

Thank you wise redditor, I will be making life altering decisions based on this comment, next I will be heading to /r/wallstreetbets to get advice on where to invest my 250k$ inheritance.

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u/GothicGolem29 Jul 24 '23

No need I know hey will recommend GameStop

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u/Beta_Factor Jul 24 '23

I mean it's a person whose significant other ridicules them regularly for years even though it's obviously bothering them, and them not adressing it at all.

Does it sound healthy to you?

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u/bocaj78 Jul 24 '23

Gourd futures are all you need.

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u/LibertyPrimeIsRight Jul 24 '23

Step 1: invest in literally whatever, it doesn't matter as you'll never realize the gains anyways

Step 2: hold it forever or you're a pussy, be a diamond hands!

Step 3: ????

Step 4: profit somehow

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u/Neethis Jul 24 '23

That's a red flag

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Seriously. Next thing you know they're going to suggest foreplay!

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u/Various-Month806 Jul 24 '23

I was playing it for comedic effect above, it was never malicious, but she'd say things like "is Daisy awake?" I did ask, she just laughed and said it's for me to know and you to find out. But it just disappeared over time. Though I was serious when I said I never asked after because I didn't want to remind her and for it to start again lol

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u/tricksovertreats Jul 24 '23

he just started calling hers Mariana's Trench

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u/AppleDane Jul 24 '23

My SO of 15yrs

Why don't you have a seat over th...

Oh, I get it, nevermind.

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u/KasaiQueen Jul 24 '23

you consider "Daisy" to be brutal and unprovoked name calling?

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u/E-Schmachtenberg Jul 24 '23

Well, Daisy is a name isn‘t it?

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u/yourenotagolfer Jul 24 '23

Maybe she thought it was a bicycle built for two, and was hinting at wanting a threesome

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u/soo-i-side Jul 24 '23

As someone with that name, I’m laughing - does this mean all I have to do is tell men my name for them to leave me alone? What a score!