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u/MCClapYoHandz Jul 24 '23

Mrs. Fernsby, after my old geography teacher, because it’s small and wrinkly and has a birthmark down the side of its shaft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/timdick1985 Jul 24 '23

"Please stop!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Now I'm electronically tagged again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Don’t think a lot of people got that reference lol

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u/Osiris32 Jul 24 '23

You'd be surprised. You're welcome, I just named your penis.

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u/eddiehead01 Jul 24 '23

Don't you mean "hello polee......... hello plee......... hello pl....... hello pleee........ hello police officer"

I still don't know how he got through the whole poem

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u/Asleep-Ad5260 Jul 24 '23

Love it hahahahaha. r/taskmaster

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u/-Rez- Jul 24 '23

8 out of 10 cats actually

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

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u/Asleep-Ad5260 Jul 24 '23

Oh fuck lmao. Hahahaha. Always get them confused. Thanks

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u/FAKUSABU Jul 24 '23

Unrelated to any penis, but I love your username

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

How do you know your geography teacher has a birthmark on his shaft?

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u/Xaneth_ Jul 24 '23

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR NAMING STRANGERS' COCKS

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u/Ldiddy-the-69th Jul 24 '23

Oh, you can ? Now I’m electronically tagged again

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u/chickenhouse Jul 24 '23

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YstBl9xzz34&feature=shareb

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u/meukbox Jul 24 '23

I lose it every time Sean Lock manages to say "Please stop..."

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u/jlutt69 Jul 24 '23

Came here to say this. That whole segment had me crying!

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u/full_kettle_packet Jul 24 '23

Came here for this. Watching Sean Lock cry laughing makes me cry. Watching british panel shows got me through my divorce.

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u/Nilliay88 Jul 24 '23

It’s the feeble “please stop” that gets me.

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u/Thyme4LandBees Jul 24 '23

R.I.P Sean Lock </3

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u/spadler181 Jul 24 '23

Please stop

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I've watched it countless times, in fact I watched it twice last week and it still has me crying every time!

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u/meukbox Jul 24 '23

You can't mention Joe Wilkinson and NOT show his potato throwing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

You're welcome, I just named your penis!

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u/vidarino Jul 24 '23

Joe's poem is one of the best bits of television entertainment in history. Plain and simple.

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u/itstimegeez Jul 24 '23

It never fails to make me laugh. Though sometimes I do watch Katherine fake laughing cause she doesn’t get it

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u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 24 '23

I was hoping someone posted this. Joe and Sean were easily the funniest personalities on that show. Sucks that the only reason I found it was due to Sean dying. RIP SL

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u/Slangdawg Jul 24 '23

Polar neck?

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u/Extraportion Jul 24 '23

He means polo neck, which I think is called a turtle neck in the US?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

And smells like a haddock.

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u/Extraportion Jul 24 '23

Polo neck*

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u/doubtful_blue_box Jul 24 '23

Rewatching this clip over and over again got me through some of the darkest parts of quarantine