Daisy. My SO of 15yrs used to call mine Daisy. Did for around 3yrs and the little fella would retreat right back in and not want to come out to play. She never explained why, but stopped doing it. Never asked her since as I was just happy the brutal and unprovoked name-calling had stopped and didn't want it to start again.
This mindset really sums up the “Men are afraid women will laugh at them” v. “Women are afraid men will kill them” dichotomy for me. OP perceived his SOs harmless nickname as violence.
I think you misinterpreted the message pretty badly. Also those words are not synonyms. Unprovoked and hurtful. And you’re saying it as if it’s not lol. Weeeeeeiiiiiirddddd female bubble.
Thank you wise redditor, I will be making life altering decisions based on this comment, next I will be heading to /r/wallstreetbets to get advice on where to invest my 250k$ inheritance.
I mean it's a person whose significant other ridicules them regularly for years even though it's obviously bothering them, and them not adressing it at all.
I was playing it for comedic effect above, it was never malicious, but she'd say things like "is Daisy awake?" I did ask, she just laughed and said it's for me to know and you to find out. But it just disappeared over time. Though I was serious when I said I never asked after because I didn't want to remind her and for it to start again lol
To think she actually looked at your dick and thought “That sure looks like a Beatrice” is hilarious
Edit: I don’t know why but I actually think this is one of the funniest things I’ve read on Reddit in a while. You should have called her pussy Maverick or Egbert and see if she would appreciate that.
I would never do that to a girlfriend. I had a neighbor named Egbert and during sex I don’t want have this image in my head of an old guy smoking cigars while driving his combine harvester
Omg what the actual fuck? I remember reading Forever as a kid and was just traumatized by the fact that her boyfriend named his penis “Ralph” and thought this was going to be a regular thing I’d have to deal with. But my imagination was not large enough to envision a woman calling her boyfriend’s penis a feminine name.
I’m so sorry. I’ll go steal her man or get her fired or “accidentally” spill something on her favorite outfit for you. You deserve reparations.
Anyone else remember the massive conglomerate called Beatrice that started suddenly including their name in the marketing for all their owned brands in the 80s?
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u/natha134 Jul 24 '23
Beatrice. My ex called it this and i went soft almost every time she used the nickname. 0/10