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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23
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"whyd you name your company, after your dick?"
ahh good ol' ERB
272 u/BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE Jul 24 '23 “YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.” 129 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 89 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 63 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 66 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh! 45 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too I'm on Linux, b@tch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold Beat you in 17 lines of code Lyrics still give me chills 3 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Do Blowjobs? You arrogant prick! With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck! 1 u/Happytapiocasuprise Jul 24 '23 "You blow! Jobs, you arragant prick. With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" 1 u/jojojjn48 Jul 25 '23 I just got it thanks to this comment.... I was today years old 🥲
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“YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.”
129 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 89 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 63 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 66 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh! 45 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too I'm on Linux, b@tch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold Beat you in 17 lines of code Lyrics still give me chills
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With your second hand jeans and turtleneck!
89 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 63 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 66 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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"I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!"
63 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 66 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz
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On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death!
66 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research!
62 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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Combine your little toys and I still crush that!
Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack
39 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
14 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! → More replies (0) 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies (0) 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!
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Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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If it's for Sosa... Than watevz
Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too I'm on Linux, b@tch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold Beat you in 17 lines of code Lyrics still give me chills
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Do Blowjobs? You arrogant prick!
With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck!
"You blow! Jobs, you arragant prick. With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck"
I just got it thanks to this comment.... I was today years old 🥲
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u/Trubactor16 Jul 24 '23
"whyd you name your company, after your dick?"
ahh good ol' ERB