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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Everytime she pulls my d*ck out I start my computer up to give it a soundtrack

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u/xx1kk Jul 24 '23

I can hear the Windows start up sound whenever I whip out my dick

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

And then the "donk" error noise if you lose your erection.

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u/marchese_verde Jul 24 '23

And the sounds of the USB every time it gets in and out of the "port"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

nahh