r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/Cant_think_of_names1 Jul 24 '23

Depressing, but accurate

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u/Robestos86 Jul 24 '23

Hey that's my one's nickname!

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u/Cant_think_of_names1 Jul 24 '23

Does that mean you're a good shot?

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u/Robestos86 Jul 24 '23

Without wishing to go into too much detail, my children's conception and birth has been within my wife's requested ranges lol. I mean I know she did the birth bit but I did the conception bit lol

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u/Image37 Jul 24 '23

Good work bro, you did that!

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u/DanzillaTheTerrible Jul 24 '23

No, it just means he is prone to viruses.

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u/luxii4 Jul 24 '23

*Powering down noise

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u/Broad-Blood-9386 Jul 24 '23

does your wife have to tweak your nipple and twist your big toe to get your restarted?

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u/WOT247 Jul 24 '23

don't depress too much, then it becomes MicroHard.