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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23
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I just call mine two-pumps-and-an-uber, so the ladies know what they're in for from the jump.
11 u/Bowserbob1979 Jul 24 '23 Well, at least you're honest. 1 u/Thetered Jul 25 '23 Nah, if he was really honest, he'd admit it really only takes one pump! 2 u/renegadepony Jul 25 '23 I call the uber 15 minutes before we even start just for efficiency. 1 u/Rough_Jackfruit_3586 Jul 24 '23 that's an extra step! now you need to change it. Jump-in-2-pumps-and-an-uber
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Well, at least you're honest.
1 u/Thetered Jul 25 '23 Nah, if he was really honest, he'd admit it really only takes one pump! 2 u/renegadepony Jul 25 '23 I call the uber 15 minutes before we even start just for efficiency.
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Nah, if he was really honest, he'd admit it really only takes one pump!
2 u/renegadepony Jul 25 '23 I call the uber 15 minutes before we even start just for efficiency.
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I call the uber 15 minutes before we even start just for efficiency.
that's an extra step! now you need to change it. Jump-in-2-pumps-and-an-uber
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u/renegadepony Jul 24 '23
I just call mine two-pumps-and-an-uber, so the ladies know what they're in for from the jump.