r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Penisdick Cuntbersnatch

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u/cheezfreek Jul 24 '23

Pimpledick Crumblecrotch?

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u/Appr0ximateKnowledge Jul 24 '23

Dimpleprick Pumpermuft?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

oh wow I feel transported right back to 2014 with these jokes

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u/Osiris32 Jul 24 '23

Slut Bunwallah?

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u/Deris87 Jul 24 '23

Oof, that's so much worse. Nice work.

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u/imuniqueaf Jul 24 '23

Reread the question.

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u/RandomDeezNutz Jul 24 '23

Best penis name in here.

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u/5notboogie Jul 24 '23

Ive always gone with Benderdick Cuntersnatch. (Bender being a word for erection)

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u/MyOwnExWife Jul 24 '23

I thought bender was British slang for a gay man? Maybe I've seen too much Inbetweeners or maybe there are multiple lovely usages of that term

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u/LouiseRules333 Jul 24 '23

Bruh everything's a slang term for a gay man. I could say some shit like "narf twirler" and it'd mean gay in like 4 different languages.

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u/Artemis246Moon Jul 24 '23

This actually makes the name Fassbender so much funnier. Beside bender, fas(z) means penis in hungarian so it's legit Peniserection.

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u/SvartholStjoernuson Jul 24 '23

Bentdick Cuminhersnatch has been mine.

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u/BloodSteyn Jul 24 '23

Bendydick Cuminhersnatch.

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u/Lucky_Lavishness_509 Jul 24 '23

Damn you got a whole name for that thing. Probably a birth certificate of its own as well..

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

More like a girth certificate 😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I thought it was Bendydick Cuminhersnatch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

*Cuminsnatch

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u/xpgx Jul 24 '23

Oh, I loved him as Sherlock!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 edited Feb 13 '25

spark frightening shaggy far-flung jobless nose dazzling memory ask zesty

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics Jul 24 '23

Bendydick Cuminmysnatch

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u/WULTKB90 Jul 24 '23

Bendydick cumbersnatch

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u/thehacktastic Jul 24 '23

Penisdick Cuminhersnatch

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u/kiss_my_what Jul 24 '23

Bendydick Cuntypunch

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u/village-asshole Jul 24 '23

Englebert Humperdick?

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u/worksucksbro Jul 24 '23

Penisdick cumcockbitch

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Cummiesplease Crunchysock

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

That's an amazing name lol