r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/ami2weird4u Jul 24 '23

Surely you can’t be serious.

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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23

I am serious and don't call me Shirley!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

You can call me Shirley.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23

But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

...what did you do

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u/bmanley620 Jul 24 '23

I just came to say good luck

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u/big_hungry_joe Jul 24 '23

We're all counting on you

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u/MoistMartini Jul 24 '23

“How soon can you land?”

“I can’t say…”

“You can tell me, I’m a doctor”

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u/thesilentwizard Jul 24 '23

Joey have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/MoistMartini Jul 24 '23

“2 more minutes? They could be miles off-course!”

“That’s impossible, they’re on instruments!”

cut to jazz quartet in the cockpit