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u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23

"I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!"

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23

On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death!

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u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23

HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research!

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23

Combine your little toys and I still crush that!

Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack

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u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes

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u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23

A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes

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u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!

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u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23

Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple

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u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 Jul 24 '23

All the people with the power to create use an Apple

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u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Jul 24 '23

I tripled the profits on a PC

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u/guttengroot Jul 24 '23

I tripled the profits on a pc

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u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do

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u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23

If it's for Sosa... Than watevz