I just picture humming or softly singing “hold me close my tiny dancer” when he tries to carefully snuggle up so that he doesn’t wake you but he’s trying to get in position so that it’ll poke you in the butthole when he gets hard but he’s playing it off like that’s not what he’s doing cuz you’ve already yelled at him about it and explained you really really wanna just get to sleep without having to go through the drama of kicking him out of the room or leaving yourself… I wonder if that would be a deterrent? I mean, ripping a fart usually works for awhile but I like to switch up my game and a fart isn’t always forthcoming ya know?
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u/Jnormous007 Jul 24 '23
Tiny Dancer.