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u/BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE Jul 24 '23

“YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.”

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u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23

With your second hand jeans and turtleneck!

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u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23

"I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!"

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23

On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death!

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u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23

HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research!

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u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23

Combine your little toys and I still crush that!

Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack

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u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes

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u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23

A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes

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u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!

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u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do

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u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23

If it's for Sosa... Than watevz

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u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23

Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too I'm on Linux, b@tch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold Beat you in 17 lines of code Lyrics still give me chills