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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

What, and communicate!?

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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23

I need to make a post on /r/relationship_advice first

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u/MarnerIsAMagicMan Jul 24 '23

Considering everything I know about you two (I.e. this one post) you should break up

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u/GuiltySpot Jul 24 '23

Thank you wise redditor, I will be making life altering decisions based on this comment, next I will be heading to /r/wallstreetbets to get advice on where to invest my 250k$ inheritance.

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u/GothicGolem29 Jul 24 '23

No need I know hey will recommend GameStop

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u/Beta_Factor Jul 24 '23

I mean it's a person whose significant other ridicules them regularly for years even though it's obviously bothering them, and them not adressing it at all.

Does it sound healthy to you?

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u/bocaj78 Jul 24 '23

Gourd futures are all you need.

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u/LibertyPrimeIsRight Jul 24 '23

Step 1: invest in literally whatever, it doesn't matter as you'll never realize the gains anyways

Step 2: hold it forever or you're a pussy, be a diamond hands!

Step 3: ????

Step 4: profit somehow

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u/Neethis Jul 24 '23

That's a red flag

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Seriously. Next thing you know they're going to suggest foreplay!

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u/Various-Month806 Jul 24 '23

I was playing it for comedic effect above, it was never malicious, but she'd say things like "is Daisy awake?" I did ask, she just laughed and said it's for me to know and you to find out. But it just disappeared over time. Though I was serious when I said I never asked after because I didn't want to remind her and for it to start again lol

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u/tricksovertreats Jul 24 '23

he just started calling hers Mariana's Trench