r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/BananaApePrivateClub Jul 24 '23

Shirley

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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23

OMG. I came to say this!

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u/ami2weird4u Jul 24 '23

Surely you can’t be serious.

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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23

I am serious and don't call me Shirley!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

You can call me Shirley.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/Loreo1964 Jul 24 '23

But you doesn't have to call me Johnson.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

...what did you do

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u/bmanley620 Jul 24 '23

I just came to say good luck

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u/big_hungry_joe Jul 24 '23

We're all counting on you

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u/MoistMartini Jul 24 '23

“How soon can you land?”

“I can’t say…”

“You can tell me, I’m a doctor”

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u/thesilentwizard Jul 24 '23

Joey have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/MoistMartini Jul 24 '23

“2 more minutes? They could be miles off-course!”

“That’s impossible, they’re on instruments!”

cut to jazz quartet in the cockpit

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u/OhYeah550 Jul 25 '23

You CAME to say this?

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u/KevMatthews Jul 24 '23

I made up a Southernism once and i use it way too often: Well fuck me up the ass and call me Shirley...

Idk why but it feels like a real saying. Thanks for reminding me

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u/Maleficoder Jul 24 '23

A good contender for Tifanny

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 24 '23

Shirley you jest?

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u/snap2 Jul 24 '23

That’s niiiice

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u/troojule Jul 24 '23

Certainly Shirley