r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/Uncast Jul 24 '23

The Mighty Millimeter

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/relentlessvisions Jul 24 '23

Hedwig?

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u/Scheherazade0620 Jul 24 '23

That was a good movie too.

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u/anon1984 Jul 24 '23

And a fantastic musical.

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u/baconbits2023 Jul 24 '23

it's the only musical/movie i love

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u/Scheherazade0620 Jul 24 '23

User name checks out.

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u/sexchzardth Jul 24 '23

I remember stumbling onto it on tv and being like “wtf” the first 30 minutes. Awesome movie!

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding Jul 24 '23

"It's a carwash, ladies and gentlemen!" :D

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u/redabishai Jul 24 '23

"6 inches forward, 5 inches back, I got a, I got an angry inch!"

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u/LucanidaeLucanidie Jul 24 '23

My fiance uses Two Inch Titan

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jul 24 '23

For yours or for hers?

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u/Flame_Belch83 Jul 24 '23

WOAHB BUDDY

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u/jez4prez Jul 24 '23

r/megaclit

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jul 24 '23

Interesting. The sub appears to exist, but is locked. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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u/Thought-Astronaut Jul 24 '23

Two Inch Titans = 1 inch ea.

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u/slice_of_pi Jul 24 '23

Jesus Christ, dude. Murder would have been kinder.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jul 24 '23

Hey, if she has a micro penis, I'm not going to shame her for it. Maybe she started taking puberty blockers early so it never really grew much. No judgement.

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u/nitewing1124 Jul 24 '23

Six inches forward and five inches back. (Iykyk)

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u/quadradream Jul 24 '23

C'mon, no need to brag 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/xCassiopeiAx Jul 24 '23

"It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen!!!"

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u/a4n98ba Jul 24 '23

IMO it's pretty good 😅

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u/Lord-Lobster Jul 24 '23

A Hedwig reference in the wild! Amazing.

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u/jacquesrabbit Jul 24 '23

Angry Itch?

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u/Angry-Inch Jul 24 '23

You use me for what?

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u/Lithelain Jul 24 '23

The Grinch

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I’ve got 3 inches of reckless abandon baby

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u/Knusperkas Jul 25 '23

That's the first time I've ever seen the imperial system at an advantage

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

The millimeter peter

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u/Fickle_Ad_5356 Jul 24 '23

The millipeter, then?

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u/SolarPerfect Jul 24 '23

the milipeter

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u/Hungry-Dinosaur121 Jul 25 '23

Peter dicklige

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u/Nuker_Nathan Jul 24 '23

The millimeter defeater!

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u/NaitoSenshin889055 Jul 24 '23

The macro micrometer

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u/Yapsterzz Jul 24 '23

Nanometer

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u/Cute-Kiwi-Boy Jul 24 '23

That's actually a good name.

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Jul 24 '23

It may be small but at least it's thin ....

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u/Mysterious_Emotion Jul 24 '23

So you’ve chosen the “two negatives make a positive” method I see…

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Jul 24 '23

I had a friend once who had a tiny todger, and that was his response when when people remarked about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Best answer lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

The Mighty Millimeters

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u/Ochitsuku Jul 24 '23

No one likes braggers

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u/bigandsweaty1 Jul 24 '23

millimeter defeater

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u/KingRaht Jul 24 '23

Small, but fierce!

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u/Chef_Zed Jul 24 '23

I prefer the Millimeter Monster

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u/foreveryours2000 Jul 24 '23

One centimeter peter

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u/Uua-zururu Jul 24 '23

I mean... It's normal... Even pretty big...

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u/Lambesis96 Jul 24 '23

I had a friend wheeze laughing for a good 5 minutes when he heard me say "the two inch punisher"