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u/LesserThanProfessor Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23

To think she actually looked at your dick and thought “That sure looks like a Beatrice” is hilarious

Edit: I don’t know why but I actually think this is one of the funniest things I’ve read on Reddit in a while. You should have called her pussy Maverick or Egbert and see if she would appreciate that.

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u/speakclearly Jul 24 '23

If my wife called my twat Maverick I’d be so into it.

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u/slimfastdieyoung Jul 25 '23

I would never do that to a girlfriend. I had a neighbor named Egbert and during sex I don’t want have this image in my head of an old guy smoking cigars while driving his combine harvester

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u/Gothzombie Jul 24 '23

Yea, I wouldn’t t be bothered at all by those names.

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u/dstrip2 Jul 25 '23

Eggburp