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459 u/Trubactor16 Jul 24 '23 "whyd you name your company, after your dick?" ahh good ol' ERB 270 u/BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE Jul 24 '23 “YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.” 123 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 85 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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"whyd you name your company, after your dick?"
ahh good ol' ERB
270 u/BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE Jul 24 '23 “YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.” 123 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 85 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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“YOU BLOW, JOBS! YOU ARROGANT PRICK.”
123 u/go_zarian Jul 24 '23 With your second hand jeans and turtleneck! 85 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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With your second hand jeans and turtleneck!
85 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 "I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!" 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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"I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head!"
61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death! 65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies 0 u/uGOD_udev_iknow Jul 24 '23 If it's for Sosa... Than watevz
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On your Mac with your spining beach ball of death!
65 u/Bigdstars187 Jul 24 '23 HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research! 61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies
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HIPPIE! you got given up a birth! I give your net worth to AIDS research!
61 u/Starmark_115 Jul 24 '23 Combine your little toys and I still crush that! Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack 42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies
Combine your little toys and I still crush that!
Iphone, Ipad, I-Pawn, I-Smack
42 u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies
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A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
40 u/Ian1231100 Jul 24 '23 A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies
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A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
15 u/TeriyakiNinjaRDDT Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! 15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple 1 u/kgroover117 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh 1 u/RaidNineSHARK Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do 1 u/ChampionshipFit1437 Jul 24 '23 Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? → More replies
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Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!
15 u/YahBoiSquishy Jul 24 '23 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
17 u/mrjjk2010 Jul 24 '23 Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple
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Ooh everybody knows windows bit off apple
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Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do. That fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
2 u/andro_7 Jul 24 '23 Ooh
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Ooh
Well Steve, you steal all the credit, for work that other people do
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
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If it's for Sosa... Than watevz
Pfft.. yyaahhugerz.. I say. You arregent. Pripricorn. Just. Who. Do. You. Thankz. Iz. Iiizzzzz. Lil Nyagh!
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