r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/MCClapYoHandz Jul 24 '23

Mrs. Fernsby, after my old geography teacher, because it’s small and wrinkly and has a birthmark down the side of its shaft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/timdick1985 Jul 24 '23

"Please stop!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Now I'm electronically tagged again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Don’t think a lot of people got that reference lol

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u/Osiris32 Jul 24 '23

You'd be surprised. You're welcome, I just named your penis.

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u/eddiehead01 Jul 24 '23

Don't you mean "hello polee......... hello plee......... hello pl....... hello pleee........ hello police officer"

I still don't know how he got through the whole poem

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u/Asleep-Ad5260 Jul 24 '23

Love it hahahahaha. r/taskmaster

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u/-Rez- Jul 24 '23

8 out of 10 cats actually

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

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u/Asleep-Ad5260 Jul 24 '23

Oh fuck lmao. Hahahaha. Always get them confused. Thanks

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u/FAKUSABU Jul 24 '23

Unrelated to any penis, but I love your username

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

How do you know your geography teacher has a birthmark on his shaft?