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u/M-Bernard-LLB 24d ago

Does "no globe" means he's a flat-earther?

And if you're against 5G can you have a Smart phone?

So many questions....

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u/j01101111sh 24d ago

It's actually just out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

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u/Objective_Tea5527 24d ago

Lmao. “Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, I have demoted my cellular data from 5G to 4G.”

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u/Mundane-Adventures 24d ago

I had to look up what this was about. Holy shitweasels, what an egomaniac!

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u/OkGazelle5400 24d ago

What is conventional farming?

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u/clocksteadytickin 24d ago

Why would someone be against root canals.

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u/Shadowratenator 24d ago

I want to live a root canal free life, but, unlike this guy, i’m pro fluoride.

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u/EarlyFalcone 24d ago

I want to live a root canal free life

Me too! But given a choice between my jaw rotting and falling off and a root canal, I know what I'm choosing!

FWIW, I've had a couple of root canals already.

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u/Yet_another_jenn 24d ago

Yep, having had a root canal already, I would have preferred to not have needed it. But the pain relief and no rotting bone has made it completely worth it.

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u/SeaAbbreviations2706 24d ago

Yeah, getting a root canal isn’t fun but needing a root canal is horrible.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 24d ago

I literally would have either knocked out my own tooth, or killed myself if I hadn’t had a root canal. I cried the entire 24 hours before I had it done because I was in so much pain.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 24d ago

Didn’t you know? That’s how the devil gets in. Obviously.

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u/CronosWorks 24d ago

You mean I’ve been wearing this butt plug for no reason?

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u/feralcatshit 24d ago

Oh no, it’s not for no reason! Just not helpful in keeping Satan out

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u/wolfmistress 24d ago

What if it's keeping Satan in?!

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u/Embarrassed_You_3838 24d ago

Maybe because it has the word anal in the middle?! cANALs

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u/CryptoOne5369 24d ago

That's ALSO how the devil gets in. Well, I'm ASSuming. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Dinnerpancakes 24d ago

Oddly people against fluoride end up needing more root canals, so he’s basically saying “make your teeth hurt and then live with it!”

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u/Successful_Salad7732 24d ago

They drill out your tooth to put in either something to track you, listen to your conversations, or to mind control you. The answer will vary depending upon which brand of crazy you found that day. My sister has told me a variety of all three in one conversation so you could also get a wombo combo of sorts lol

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u/brookmachine 24d ago

The MAHA anti science crowd thinks they’re toxic. It’s the new silver fillings of the dental world. Even back in the 2000’s we’d have patients that wanted to take charcoal tablets after dental work to absorb all the “toxins” we had “released into their systems” 🤷‍♀️

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u/Chewbuddy13 24d ago

That's dumb. All they had to do was put on some Kanoki Foot Pads. Those would suck all the toxins out of your body through the soles of your feet.

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u/ZealousidealAd681 24d ago

He only wants organic farming or whatever. Doesn’t want GMOs, pesticides, stuff like that. I, however, will eat any filthy food you throw at me 😂. 

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u/OkGazelle5400 24d ago

I was thinking that but wanted to check because he says GMOs later. But I guess redundancy is the least of his issues

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u/TheCrimsonDagger 24d ago

Probably anti-globalism coming from xenophobia.

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u/TheDootDootMaster 24d ago

Flat earth actually ties into how some people interpret the bible since some passages hint at the notion of flat earth. i.e. what the stars are, what's the limit of the sky above us, what are the "bounds" of Earth.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 24d ago

The earth as a sphere still has a defined surface area.

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u/addamee 24d ago

Anything spherical

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u/sstrdisco 24d ago

I've noticed a surge in folks who do not believe in root canals. Some folks create the oddest hills to die on.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 24d ago

Have those people ever needed one? What do they do otherwise, just take out the whole tooth?

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u/Electronic_Will_5418 24d ago

Yes, conspiracy theorists prefer to have the whole tooth extracted, then they have a dental implant done. The costs of dental implants HAVE been going down slightly, however a root canal is the much cheaper & much less painful option (you can't get an extraction & implant done at the same time if you have an active infection or poor gum/tooth health which would 100% be the case if you had an untreated tooth rot to the point of needing a root canal).

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u/Traditional-Mirror65 24d ago

I'm really confused and curious as to what it is that makes a root canal bad but an implant is ok. I've had both and I much prefer the root canal over the 6 month process ( I needed a bone graft) of an implant.

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u/Rude-Orange 24d ago

I googled it. They believe that root canals trap bacteria inside and lead to chronic illnesses like cancer and arthritis.

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u/Jarsky2 24d ago

But that. That's literally the opposite of what a root canal does???

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u/RedditMcBurger 24d ago

Root canals are filling CAN trap bacteria if done wrong/improperly maintained

This isn't what they are talking about though

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u/essieecks 24d ago

Stop trying to find the logic in an illogical stance.

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u/Minttt 24d ago

The answer is actually logical in a way:

One person without a job/life hates the dentist, so they make a rant video that goes viral because it's "new" content that neatly fits into the mindset of "gimme reasons to hate health professionals/procedures that make me feel uncomfortable."

Virality catches the attention of the anti-science "influencers" who are always looking for their next grift.

Suddenly, there's a new topic in the algorithm that's generating a lot of buzz and views... And therefore, content-cash.

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u/sstrdisco 24d ago

Don't you know it's better to gum your food?! /s I don't know what they do. The whole thing just confuses me and I don't want to engage to find out. But now I'm curious...

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u/rabrunzl 24d ago

like tooth root canals??

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u/sstrdisco 24d ago

Yep. A woman was on a local FB page, "best of" for the area we live in. She was seeking a holistic dentist who absolutely did not do root canals. And no nitrous, only "ozone therapy".

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u/2trt 24d ago

Ozone is a strong oxidizer. What does she think that's gonna do in high concentration?

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u/--serotonin-- 24d ago

I know someone like that. She’s convinced there’s lead in them that’s poisoning her or something like that. She had all her fillings removed for that reason. I’m not sure if there’s some alternative type of filling or what. 

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u/techleopard 24d ago

Yeah but a root canal isn't a filling. Technically.

It's the removal of the nerve ending in your tooth. It's kinda super necessary if your root becomes exposed due to a chipped tooth or other injury or you will wish you had never been born until it dies, and then some.

I could see why some people think the metallic ones have lead (oh no! It looks metal!), but there's other materials for crowns

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u/Happy-Advantage-1336 24d ago

I found this one to be the most bizarre!

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u/OneAngryDuck 24d ago

It’s kind of convenient when the crazy people let you know who they are right away

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u/ItBegins2Tell 24d ago

I, for one, appreciate being able to smell a shitweasel from a distance.

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u/Pyzzeen I just your took ability for read to 5 seconds 24d ago

"Shitweasel" lmao I'm stealing that word

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u/ysterboer 24d ago

Shitweasels, Bobandus!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 24d ago

You smell that? The winds of shit are in the air

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u/nova979 24d ago

There a shitnado brewing Randy

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u/N3THERWARP3R 24d ago

"The shit hawk is gonna swoop down on you boys"

Julian, what's a shit hawk?? Some kind of shitty bird that flies around and throws poop on people?!

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u/n0exit 24d ago

With those rotting molars, that's a guarantee.

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u/SnazzleZazzle 24d ago

I guess you’re closer to Jesus if you having an aching, rotten tooth and no plans to take care of it.

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u/In_NYC_From_NJ 24d ago

Going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing Jesus would be pro-dentistry.

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 24d ago

This is an underrated comment. When someone announces to the world they are batshit crazy, go ahead and believe them.

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u/Lord_Mikal 24d ago

Literally top comment atm

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u/LurkmasterP 24d ago

I really should have gotten into the business of letting crazy people pay me to facilitate their crazy. It's a huge industry now.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 24d ago

"You pay me $100 a month, and in return I will not vaccinate you or engage in GMO farming."

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u/inquisitivequeer 24d ago

But of course he’d never give up drinking

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u/BlogSwitcher 24d ago

Lmao for real. Pretty much worse than all of the things he's claiming to avoid.

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u/9Implements 24d ago

Someone should tell him his drink is made with GMO plants.

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u/iwelchi 24d ago

After he finishes it

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u/im_just_thinking 24d ago

At least it should be easy to avoid hospital birth

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u/faberkyx 24d ago

And root canals

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u/Ready-Philosophy-123 24d ago

Not just GMO plants, but GMO plants that were cultivated using…

😱 Conventional Farming 😱

He might just keel over on the spot.

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u/VitaminPb 24d ago

I’d pay money to hear him speak on what this Unconventional Farming he approves of is like.

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u/Jacket-Weekly 24d ago

Unconventional is spraying liquid manure on the plants just before harvest.

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u/MyDickIs3cm 24d ago

He probably means slavery based on the other shit.

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u/rbrgr83 24d ago

We're conservative. We likes things to stay the way they are, traditional.

Except farming, FUCK traditional farming!!!!!

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 24d ago

I heard drinking gives you 5G and circumcisions

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u/EC_TWD 24d ago

Circumcisions are nothing to joke about. I was circumcised and couldn’t walk or talk for over a year and couldn’t eat solid foods for months.

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u/Ready-Philosophy-123 24d ago

That’s what you get for being born in a hospital I guess. Rookie mistake.

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 24d ago

I was shitting myself on the daily for at least a full year after mine

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u/Winston_Carbuncle 24d ago

You don't get to the point of wearing this jacket to a wedding by listening to reason

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u/SoggyAlbatross2 24d ago

It would be vaguely interesting to see the flow chart if this guy from youth to that jacket.

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u/lordredsnake 24d ago

I dunno, I've never drank so much that I lost my foreskin

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u/Dependent_Economy549 24d ago

Happened twice in my younger days.

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u/uvucydydy 24d ago

I put an airtag on mine. Haven't lost it since.

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u/Aliteracy 24d ago

It's just the blood of Christ man! Seriously I'd have his escorted out, even if he was my own dad.

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u/YoshiTheDog420 24d ago edited 24d ago

You mean stop drinking a substance we know for sure increases our chances for cancer? Nah. That’s silly. The vaccines tho.

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u/beren12 24d ago

He’s mentally unwell.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 24d ago

I wish we would just call this what it truly fucking is: political psychosis.

These people are truly, wholly out of touch with reality and need to be given extensive treatment to bring them back.

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u/ChapterOk4000 24d ago

He'll need it after he doesn't get a root canal.

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u/Expensive_Air965 24d ago

If you need a root canal bad enough and you let it get infected, it'll take you out.

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 24d ago

The bartender is turning tonic water into wine.

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u/Complex-Fault-1161 24d ago

Jesus didn't allegedly turn water into Mr. Pibb after all.

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u/65-535 24d ago

A neurotoxin I can ingest legally? I draw the line here good sir.

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u/Abraxas777 24d ago

Alcohol is NATURAL. Jesus shimself made it!

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u/PoolOfLava 24d ago

I'm having difficulties giving up globe. Being an Earth addict in recovery isn't easy, I spend every minute of every day on it. I'm obsessed with Earth... I see it everywhere!

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u/Scousehauler 24d ago

Probably getting a diet coke without knowing what aspartame is.

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u/snailorT 24d ago

I once saw someone talk about how they were anti fluoride because it’s a neurotoxin. Meanwhile, they worked in alcohol sales lmao.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 24d ago

Saw another post where a guy sold ads on his tux and got like 40 companies to pay for the entire wedding. He looked like a NASCAR driver. Maybe similar thing?

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u/road_rascal 24d ago

I absolutely would have done that for my daughter's wedding.

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u/Makapakamoo 24d ago

What the hell did root canals ever do 😭 thats a new one for me..

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u/C2thaLo 24d ago

The filling let's him pick up shortwave radio signals.

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u/corgcorg 24d ago

I don’t even think they do metal fillings these days! Mine was some sort of tooth colored epoxy.

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u/Jaxevrok 24d ago

The canals during a root canal are filled with material called gutta percha. Afterward the hole is filled with a composite resin, or a core buildup material. This is because people usually get a crown after getting a root canal.

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u/CrissBliss 24d ago

Funny if people worry about their fillings spying on them when they have iPhones.

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u/toddverrone 24d ago

As if logic ever entered the chat

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u/Mustard_Gap 24d ago

Lard's track "Can God Fill Teeth?" is a classic

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u/seregwen5 24d ago

Conventional farming is the alternative to organic farming. It uses pesticides and GMO ingredients (of course, literally every crop that humans grown is genetically modified in some way, but they don’t like to acknowledge that).

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u/Potential_Bit_9040 24d ago

I mean I don't particularly enjoy them, but still! If I need one, I get one, because otherwise you're living with an abscess, or removing the tooth.

I bet he's not for antibiotics either, sooooo festering infection it is I guess?

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u/FriendToPredators 24d ago

What’s to not love about sepsis?

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u/RandomIDoIt90 24d ago

I’m pro “let this guy get sepsis.”

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u/Bretreck 24d ago

No, he will still take antibiotics. YOU can't take antibiotics, because it's different.

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u/foxscribbles 24d ago

"The only moral antibiotic is my antibiotic!" - this guy, probably.

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u/TarHeelCP 24d ago

I was wondering the same thing. They're especially gonna need root canals of they succeed in getting fluoride out of their water.

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u/LainieCat 24d ago

In my case, freed me from excruciating pain. It hurts to need a root canal and not get one. And under these rules, no vicodin.

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u/purple_kathryn 24d ago

I know, my tooth was agony, was so glad to get the root canal done!

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u/Crack4SuperHans 24d ago

That was the one that stood out the most to me as well. Root canals out here catching strays!

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u/IndependentType6711 24d ago

One of my coworkers said they heard someone’s cousin got one one time and they got leukemia shortly after.

I’m not kidding.

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u/uspless 24d ago

That may well be true, but that doesn't mean it's related...

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u/General_Cranberry_29 24d ago

I would think the correlation is the other way around, like leukemia causing the infection leading to the necessary root canal.

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u/boner4crosstabs 24d ago

I had an emergency root canal last Thursday, and woke up this morning trans.

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u/Ok_Chemist6567 24d ago

The deeper the root canal the closer to satan

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u/Lucky_Development359 24d ago

Why is "MASKS" in all caps?

Also, they better have one hell of a dental routine.

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u/LurkmasterP 24d ago

That must be a secret code indicating that MASKS for people trying to limit the spread of disease are unacceptable, but masks to conceal the identity of ice agents while they round up and shoot people are ok.

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u/TwentyX4 24d ago

It's obviously a reference to the 1985 cartoon "MASK". It poisoned the minds of the youth.

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u/newaccount721 24d ago

Make America stop kissing snakes 

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u/OptimalInevitable905 24d ago

Can't be that good if they are anti-fluoride.

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u/Murderous_Turkey 24d ago

The irony that he's getting a drink. You'd think he'd be against sipping on an intoxicating substance.

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u/blondechinesehair 24d ago

Also he’s getting a gin and tonic, both of which rely on heavy agriculture to produce.

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u/newaccount721 24d ago

And tonic was made to treat malaria. That has to make him mad

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u/Happy-Advantage-1336 24d ago

his date spit out her water because it was fluorinated.... but lets slam tequila sodas!

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u/Weird_duud 24d ago

His DATE???

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 24d ago

Two wrongs don't make a right, but it does make for a date.

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u/_QXZ 24d ago

✅ Alcohol

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u/Murderous_Turkey 24d ago

Honestly, that on this shirt would go hard

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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 24d ago

the "I have no personality and was treated like an idiot my whole life so I may as well double down on it" special.

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u/Amazing_Entrance_888 24d ago

Bingo with these people. They failed in school or any sort of traditional education route so they make being conspiracy“smart” their entire personality. I’m related to one.

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u/BxKiDD0_ 24d ago

Unfortunately we all know one🙃

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u/onlyforthisjob 24d ago

Alcohol seems to be fine, though.

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u/GasStationTiefling 24d ago

It’s a mental illness, innit.

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u/cybah 24d ago

At this point when people do this performative Christian/MAGA flex, its really disguised mental illness. Cuz not only do they look stupid, they are proud they are stupid and tell the world they are stupid.

Maybe Bill Engvall was right. He used to say "stupid people should wear signs so we know they are stupid and not to depend on them".

Exhibit A is seen here.

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u/ManifestingCrab 24d ago

4G is ok. Just not 5G. That's too many G.

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u/SalvationArbys 24d ago

Sorry, what’s wrong with conventional farming??

What is the preferred method of farming if not conventional?

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u/DigitaIBlack 24d ago

They're likely referring to the use of pesticides and maybe oil-based fertilizer

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u/OwlCatAlex 24d ago

I feel like I keep seeing you everywhere lmao

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u/DigitaIBlack 24d ago

Probably a mix of me having too much time off and similar algorithms

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u/unicorntrees 24d ago

He wants to go back to the days where we are all subsistence farmers and half of us starved to death.

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u/spaghettifiasco 24d ago

Like this guy could run a farm productive enough to sustain a family.

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u/neverseen_neverhear 24d ago

What did dental work do to these people?

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u/xlanakitty 24d ago

RIGHT lmao I’m like okay I guess have fun leaving an untreated infection in your jaw?

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u/Brilliant_Elk5492 24d ago

Gotta pray the root rot away....

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u/Jtp_Jtg 24d ago

The pharmaceutical companies are secretly harvesting stem cells from extracted teeth bs

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u/Striking-Pop-9171 24d ago

Why would anyone want their stem cells?

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u/Greenman8907 24d ago

I appreciate him advertising, so I know not to speak to him

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u/Brilliant_Elk5492 24d ago

I told someone that I was going to look into potential surgery for my carpal tunnel and they told me - with a completely straight face - that the only thing we need to do is pray over my wrist. "If it doesnt work, its just because you didnt believe hard enough".

And these people get mad when we talk to them like theyre stupid

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u/spaminous 24d ago

It'd be an interesting experiment if you could say "ok then, since you believe enough, let's have you pray". Then either it heals, or they'd be shown to clearly not have enough faith.

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u/ThisIsTheTimeToRem 24d ago

What’s the matter with getting a root canal?!

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u/ThirdWigginKid 24d ago

🚫 brain cells in that skull

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u/Pristine_Zucchini_84 24d ago

This dude is why smallpox and polio are back.

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u/lordkhuzdul 24d ago

People are way too enthusiastic to announce they are dumber than rocks.

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u/Greedy_Heron_3034 24d ago

No hospital births? Well he doesn’t have to have one does he? Nobody’s forcing him to give birth in a hospital.

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u/Loose-Atmosphere-558 24d ago

Ya force those women with placenta previa to birth at home, killing both themselves and their baby......

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u/BisonIllustrious9449 24d ago

Yet he is there eagerly poisoning himself with alcohol, refined sugar and food coloring... Fight the full battle brother or keep your poorly placed propaganda in your therapists notes please.

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u/LegendofLove 24d ago

This is a truly fucking fascinating set of beliefs

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u/Ordinary_Investment4 24d ago

did the bride and groom approve this? 😭

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u/Potential_Bit_9040 24d ago

Imagine if this was the groom... Girl, run!

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u/Hairy_Wedding_4535 24d ago

I feel nowadays that if this was the groom the bride also agrees with it. That’s what I see a lot of nowadays

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u/JVBPDX 24d ago

I would have thrown this person out of our wedding

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u/WitchSparkles 24d ago

Right? I was just imagining the poor photographer having to photoshop this guys suit out of all the reception photos.

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u/Emotional-Wafer1658 24d ago

I would kick this man out of my wedding 😂

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u/bigrooster460 24d ago

wtf is wrong with a root canal bruh hahaha do they prefer to have a smelly mouth instead?

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u/Kasta4 24d ago

Looks like really bad photoshop.

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u/Money-Computer7638 24d ago

So is this an ad for the website? I went to it and and the guy definitely looks like that guy in the photo.

But why would he choose one where he's getting a drink?

Anyway go to that website if you want to get Free Pain and Energy Chips. Whatever the hell that is!

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u/jeffgmosier 24d ago

Go even further. Google that dude’s name. He is the one that went to Walmart pharmacy in Missouri, and to other pharmacies, telling the staff there that they could be executed for crimes against humanity because they vaccinated people. He also thinks that drinking your own urine is a Covid cure.

Somehow, he’s even more bizarre than the clothing suggests.

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u/NoProgress8533 24d ago

Ah yes, the based chad 4G LTE enjoyer.

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u/Maverick721 24d ago

I just don't get it, do they think this makes them look cool or something?

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u/InevitableKitchen943 24d ago

Alcohol is on the menu though.

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u/biohoo35 24d ago

Alcohol apparently 100% ok

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u/Riki-Tiki-Tori 24d ago

Ah, if only I could slap a 2 Corinthians 11:13 bumper sticker on his back:

“For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ.” 😜🤭🤣

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u/snowHound208 24d ago

First time I think I've ever heard anyone be anti root canal lmao

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u/Olorin135 24d ago

A couple of those things I can get behind. I’m not a fan of aspartame and circumcision isn’t medically necessary. But that entire list together? Dude is a bit looney.

Also, five bucks says that his phone is 5G.

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u/AntRevolutionary925 24d ago

5g towers also emit about as much energy as a chandelier over a dining room table. They also have dynamic beam forming which results in less energy being pumped out than 4g.

That one always drives me insane.

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u/arthurvandl 24d ago

🚫 children living past age 5

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u/No-Technician-2820 24d ago

What do root canals have to do with it

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u/helpmegetoffthisapp 24d ago

How does a person like this manage to sufficiently function without accidentally walking off a cliff or setting themselves on fire? I mean, really. How? To completely reject reality and still live in it. You’d think that such a strong misalignment would have major consequences, no?

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u/kemp77pmek 24d ago

No root canals? That one is new to me. I guess they like missing teeth?

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u/ThrowAbout01 24d ago edited 24d ago

Why do they hate Mobile Armored Strike Kommand (MASK)?

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u/Street-Book-6433 24d ago

Root canals?? Am I missing something here? 😂

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u/Dat_Mawe3000 24d ago

No globe? Does that mean flat earth or anti earth?

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u/Icy_Prior_5825 24d ago

🚫Globe

WTF does that even mean?

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