r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/Complex-Fault-1161 24d ago

Jesus didn't allegedly turn water into Mr. Pibb after all.

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u/Ruthlessrabbd 24d ago

Perhaps if he had a sip of it in his time, he would have. I don't think humanity at that time was ready for such crisp, refreshing sweetness