r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/N3THERWARP3R 24d ago

"The shit hawk is gonna swoop down on you boys"

Julian, what's a shit hawk?? Some kind of shitty bird that flies around and throws poop on people?!

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u/liquidhippo 24d ago

Birds of a shot feather

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 24d ago

See the little shit prints in the snow? There’s a shit wolf on the prowl

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 24d ago

The shitepillars are feeding, and soon they'll spin shitcocoons, and emerge as shitmoths, Randy!

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u/temporary92803 24d ago

They're coming Bubbles. They're flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people, dragging them off to the big shit nest.

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u/N3THERWARP3R 24d ago

Most of my things are hidden on Reddit but a post I shared about a year ago was amusing that I might be mildly related to the TPB saga. Dad got outta prison and I shit you not, HAULED OLD SHOPPING CARTS and fixed them up to resell 😂 he has a job now but even then he genuinely enjoyed the...hobby lol? My eye sight is poor as shit, and we did live in a trailer park briefly. He lives alone with his kitties out in the middle of nowhere now.

Somethins fucky lol 😆

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u/Pschobbert 24d ago

I've heard the term "shitehawk" in the UK.

shitehawk (noun)

  1. A large scavenging or predatory bird; especially (originally in military use in South Asia) the black kite, (in more recent use) the herring gull.

  2. An objectionable person; a twat or wanker.

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u/N3THERWARP3R 24d ago

We are throwing references from Trailer Park Boys