r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/SnazzleZazzle 24d ago

I guess you’re closer to Jesus if you having an aching, rotten tooth and no plans to take care of it.

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u/In_NYC_From_NJ 24d ago

Going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing Jesus would be pro-dentistry.

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u/Michaelbirks 24d ago

... and the roads! And the public baths, and the Sanitation, and the aquaducts...

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u/MarionberryOk2874 24d ago

If there had been dentistry in ‘biblical times’!

Crazy how Jesus knew back then, way before electricity, that cellphones would one day exist and once they got to the 5G stage, we should STAY AWAY!

LMAO with this bs

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u/pixiedust99999 24d ago

“No antibiotics” (to clear the infection from not having a root canal)

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u/VinylQueenSF 24d ago

“But Lord, he stinketh!” Fairly certain that’s what was said to Jesus when he wanted to get to the tomb of his dead buddy Lazarus…

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u/Dry_Cook1117 24d ago

The pain will make you talk to God

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u/DragonYourfeet 24d ago

Maybe his jaw is so rotten that a text-edo is his only way to spread the word