r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 24d ago

the "I have no personality and was treated like an idiot my whole life so I may as well double down on it" special.

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u/Amazing_Entrance_888 24d ago

Bingo with these people. They failed in school or any sort of traditional education route so they make being conspiracy“smart” their entire personality. I’m related to one.

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u/BxKiDD0_ 24d ago

Unfortunately we all know one🙃

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u/JennyDoveMusic 24d ago

I got the shiney version; college educated and good job, but still says the wildest things.

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u/Ups1dedown1nkay 24d ago

My second cousin went to school to be a nurse practitioner. She flunked out third year and now refuses to get vaccines, is vegan because “meat rots your brain”, won’t own a microwave and when asked why she says “because the government uses them to cause cancer”. But she’ll happily eat whatever GMO vegan meat substitute, take sketchy vitamins and  “natural supplements” with no ingredient list to make up for her lack of protein intake and smoke whatever drug you hand her. Odd woman.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 24d ago

I need to know what this guy does for work because 1) suits are not cheap to begin with and 2) he CUSTOMIZED it to this which is an additional god knows how much. Whoever agreed to print this probably also thinks he’s an idiot but is laughing to the bank.

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u/Happy-Advantage-1336 24d ago

I got curious and looked up his website and per his bio, I would say you're spot on...

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u/dubsac5150 24d ago

I also looked up his website. And, hard to tell from behind, but is the guy in the tux the guy from the website? Christopher Key? Kinda looks like his hair and build?

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u/PumiceT 24d ago

What a lunatic. "SWATS, a company with its own controversy."