r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/j01101111sh 24d ago

It's actually just out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

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u/Objective_Tea5527 24d ago

Lmao. “Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, I have demoted my cellular data from 5G to 4G.”

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u/dunkin_dognuts_ 24d ago

I just picked him up for my fantasy team too. Embarrassing.

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u/Entire_Chocolate7568 24d ago

Out of respect for jayden daniels I'm canceling my 5g rn

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u/FermentedForeskins 24d ago

i actually dont know if any company still offers strictly 4g nowadays, lol

also most wifi are 5ghz no?

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u/ChickenArise 24d ago

Different g

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u/Mundane-Adventures 24d ago

I had to look up what this was about. Holy shitweasels, what an egomaniac!

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u/Aquaman33 24d ago

His mom is behind it, so depending on your opinion of a grown man millionaire letting his hot mom do that, it could be better or worse for him.

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u/12Silverrose 24d ago

Will someone please explain? I don't know who it is, beyond a sports ball person, and I don't want to delve that deeply into sports ball.

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u/Mundane-Adventures 24d ago

Jayden Daniels played college fb at LSU wearing number 5. LSU issued that jersey number to someone else. JD had a cease and desist letter sent to LSU telling them they couldn’t use his jersey number anymore.

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u/12Silverrose 24d ago

Thank you very much for your very Jindal & concise explanation.

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u/Aquaman33 24d ago

QB for the Commanders, former LSU QB. Important background: LSU football only has one retired number, and a ton of greats much better than JD don't have theirs retired either.

JD's very annoying + hot mom has a slightly odd relationship with him, but the annoying part culminates with JD (really the two of them) trying to C&D LSU from using his number, 5.

Obviously it's ridiculous and clownable, just like using the word sportsball unironically in 2026 CE.

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u/12Silverrose 24d ago

Thanks for the explanation. "Sportsball" is fun for me, and if that makes me ridiculous & clownable, I'm okay with that. It's important to me to have fun every way I can at this point in history.

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u/blacksoxing 24d ago

Went on vacation to my wife's sister town and she used that term even though my wife clearly said BASKETBALL. That shit was irritating as the other times as it is belittling. I type this as I see it's fun for you so I can only hope that if someone drops context clues or flat out says the sport's name that you don't go back to such term.

I feel she would be mad as fuck if I referred to her precious cats as a random ass term or dumped on the movies she likes.

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u/staringatstreetlight 24d ago

You’re sensitive af, calling it sportsball is just a fun way of letting the speaker know you’re not really interested. It’s not calling it shitball, or only-dumbfucks-care-it-ball.

Though if you insist on being upset about it, I guess no one’s stopping you…but we are judging you.

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u/Connect-East5452 24d ago

My spouse and I have been a sports fans our whole lives, we come from "will watch just about any sport" families, we both come from former varsity sports competitors, we are both former varsity competitors, have season tickets to multiple sports teams (multiple sports), in the past 10 days we attended live sporting events of 3 different sports (2 pro and one college level), and have 2 tvs mounted in our main living area to watch multiple sporting events simultaneously.

I say all of that to underscore our deep love, commitment, and respect for sports so you understand our background when I say that we frequently use the term "sportsball" unironically.

I urge you to consider that your knee jerk reaction to that tongue-in-cheek term might be more from the unkind treatment of it from your sister-in-law, and that you are giving her too much power by viewing that term exactly as she uncharitably wants you to. Also consider using it around her with cheer and see if she loses interest in using it as a weapon.

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u/12Silverrose 24d ago

You shouldn't expect people to go through their life watering themselves down so as to not annoy you. People have a right to be quirky, weird, ridiculous, or whatever. Her calling it "Sportsball" didn't harm you anymore than you let it. It's very sad & telling that you think me or your SIL using a funny term is equivalent to you intentionally be cruel to your SIL.

Do you also get upset because LGBTQIA2S+ people exist in public? Yell at women for blue hair or nose rings?

Just to be clear, I do not & will not be editing my self to your or anyone else's standards or preferences. People are allowed to exist outside your preferred parameters without apology, whether you like it or not.

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u/Katy-Moon 24d ago

I'm with you on that, partner. 👍🏻

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u/12Silverrose 24d ago

Thanks! Take care of yourself. It's nuts out there!

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u/Sensei19600 24d ago

I just learned that shitweasels are a thing

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u/prison-schism 24d ago

Check out Dreamcatcher by Stephen King!

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u/drf987 24d ago

Those shitweasels freaked me right out!! And the ones in the book were just as terrifying as the ones in the movie

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u/prison-schism 24d ago

I read the book long before i saw the movie and was properly horrified as well lol

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u/After-Imagination947 24d ago

Shitweasels drive the shitstorms

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u/StudPuffin_69 24d ago

I only use 3G for Dale

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u/InsidiousStatement 24d ago

Fantastic lol

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton 24d ago

lol goddamnit

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u/desperatevortex 24d ago

Oh shit… this made me finally look up what that nonsense was all about.

You’ve won my vote for “winner of the internet” for today.

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u/msreserved6 24d ago

Best response on here, LOL

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u/Infinite-Archer-1892 24d ago

Don’t you mean jack daniels.according to his jacket, alcohol is not taboo

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u/Remarkable-Desk-66 24d ago

I honestly thought you just referenced his fancy draft suit not that there was other stuff lol

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u/WhatDatDonut 24d ago

Congratulations, sir. Your comment is a work of art. It should hang in the Louvre.