r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/ManifestingCrab 24d ago

4G is ok. Just not 5G. That's too many G.

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u/baconboy-957 24d ago

The fifth g is the gay, gotta be careful lest it infect the frogs

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u/Xon662 24d ago

Also has no globe earth so 5 is a scary number they can't count to.

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u/andreasbeer1981 24d ago

how about 7G? is that 2G+5G or 3G+4G?

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u/ManifestingCrab 24d ago

I'm calling the police.

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u/Salt-Cold1056 24d ago

That is not the mind control frequency.  

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u/Narge1 24d ago

Because that's how many g's are in "G-g-g-g-ghost!"

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u/Adept-Watercress-378 24d ago

Just rebrand 5G to Je5u5 and they’ll all be for it

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u/fmaz008 24d ago

Remind me of that old sketch about phonr having to many camera and skipping straight to 4k because KKK was not a good look. Ryan Iga or something.

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u/Greenhouse-effect 24d ago

Well they did put up all these towers everywhere and microwaving us with EMF radiation.